Original God: After the Abyss Girl picked up Miyoushe

Dolly has found a new consumer trap.

Seraphina, who had just been bargaining with her, couldn't walk when she saw the new drinks.

What? You can add nuts to the milk paste? Yes!

What? Can I add sugar and cream to black tea? Yes!

What? You can add dates to Dun Dun peach juice?! Add all of them to me!

Seraphina went out with six drinks filled with many toppings, and Dolly smiled so happily that her teeth were not visible.

Both parties were satisfied with the beverage deal.

Serafina put away the extra drinks, leaving only a convenient glass of iced peach juice.

She continued her morning shopping with her drink in hand, buying whatever she liked. As for why there were always students from the Teaching Academy around her when she was shopping...

Hmm... maybe the distribution of students of the Academy of Religion in Xumi is like the distribution of mint in the continent of Teyvat - they are everywhere.

It couldn't be that she, a little girl from Liyue, deliberately went over to gather information, right?

At least the mercenaries following Seraphina didn't think so.

The sun was setting in the west. Seraphina had almost heard enough of eavesdropping, so she pretended to be lost and walked to a deserted place.

The mercenaries following Seraphina winked at each other, and the leader made a gesture of raising his hand and striking with a knife.

Several mercenaries rushed out from the darkness and surrounded Seraphina.

"Robbery!" They even said something that fits Seraphina's stereotype very well, "Behave yourself if you don't want to die! Hand over all the Mora you have!"

Seraphina looked left and right. This group of scum were all very young. They said harsh words but looked guilty. Their weapons were just some scraps of copper and iron.

This group of people combined can probably only defeat Leila, and that’s Leila without switching personalities.

Seeing that Seraphina didn't react, the leading robber repeated, "Hand Mora over quickly!"

Seraphina didn't say anything more. She rushed forward, grabbed the robber leader's arm and took the knife from his hand.

The robber leader only felt that his arm was clamped by a huge force, and the knife in his hand was easily pulled out and placed on his neck.

"You guys are learning to rob people?" You even rob people with divine eyes?!

The robbers stood there in a daze, staring at each other.

Seraphina: “…” I’ve never seen such an unprofessional robber!

She knocked the robber leader unconscious with one punch and stepped on his head: "Put down the knife if you don't want me to crush his head."

The robber quickly slid to his knees and said, "Please spare my life! We just want to steal some Mora flowers, we don't want to kill anyone!"

Such a familiar line. Seraphina felt like she was not being robbed in Omos Harbor, but reading a martial arts novel in Liyue.

Seraphina even guessed what was going to happen next: "Do you still want to say that you are all ordinary villagers who were forced to rob?"

"Yes we are! This is our first robbery! We used to raise camels in the desert, and this is the son of our village chief." One of the robbers...um...a villager pointed at the person being stepped on by Seraphina.

This group of people really don't look like they've ever killed anyone. Their fighting skills are barely up to par, their mental quality is very poor, and their weapons are crude. They're fine for hunting, but it's really hard for them to kill and rob.

Seraphina couldn't figure out how this group of people joined the Gilded Brigade.

Unable to figure it out, Seraphina asked directly: "Tell me, who are you, why are you robbing, and what do you want to do with the money?"

Several villagers pushed each other, and finally came up with an answer to Seraphina's question: "We are the toes of Akhmar."

Seraphina: “Huh?” Don’t be ridiculous!

The villager probably thought their name was too ridiculous, and explained: "It was the people from the Eye of Akhmar who found us and said that following them would make life better for the whole village. They didn't allow us to join the Eye of Akhmar and asked us to choose another name."

He felt more and more aggrieved as he spoke: "But there are too many gilded brigades in the desert named Akhmar's. We tried Akhmar's Brain, Akhmar's Hands, Akhmar's Legs, and Akhmar's Feet, but there were duplicate names for everything! In the end, we could only name it Akhmar's Toes. We don't even know who Akhmar is!"

Can't you just give it another name instead of Akhmal? !

Seraphina continued to ask: "Did the Eye of Achmar allow you to rob?"

The villager scratched his head and said, "They told us to use various methods to get Mora, as they have great use for it. They didn't tell us what it is specifically. We saw that the gem in your hand is very beautiful, so it must be worth a lot of money, so we wanted to rob it."

Seraphina looked at her hands, the Rock God's Eye emitting a luxurious glow: "Don't you even know the God's Eye?"

The villagers all looked confused, and it seemed like they really didn't know. No wonder they dared to rob Seraphina!

A sense of absurdity lingered in my heart. There are actually people on the continent of Teyvat who don’t know what the Eye of God is!

Seeing that this group of people really didn't know anything, Seraphina loosened her grip and said, "Okay, go do whatever you need to do."

A group of villagers who died before they could accomplish their mission supported the village chief's son who was knocked unconscious and watched Seraphina leaving the port of Ormos.

"What are we going to do now?"

"She wants us to turn ourselves in?"

"Didn't she mean for us to continue robbing?"

"Aren't we supposed to go back and raise camels?"

Seraphina, who had not yet walked far, closed her eyes, unable to bear the sight, and the sense of absurdity lingering in her heart became stronger and stronger.

I hope that after King Xiao Jixiangcao comes to power, he will pay attention to the education of the desert people. These gilded brigades are not very smart.

After leaving the port of Ormos, Seraphina walked for a while before she met a Fire Abyss Mage who was dancing around a flaming flower with a group of hillbillies.

Seraphina waved her hand: "Come here."

The Fire Abyss Mage who was dancing happily stumbled and fell.

The hillbillies worked together to help the Fire Abyss Mage up.

"Your Excellency the Duke." After getting up, the Fire Abyss Mage saluted Seraphina in fear, and almost fell because he ran too fast.

Seraphina: "......"

Is it because the feng shui of Port Omos is bad? From the Gilded Brigade to the Abyss Cult, none of them seem very smart.

All the idiots gathered together!

Seraphina patted the silly Fire Abyss Mage lovingly and said, "Do me a favor."

The Fire Abyss Mage jumped up and down happily, speaking in the Kanreya language: "What does the Duke want me to do?"

"Contact everyone in the desert and help me keep an eye on the movements of several larger gilded brigades in the desert. I'll come back to get the news in two days." Seraphina thought of those stupid villagers again and added, "Also, help me find out if there is a large flow of people in the large settlements in the desert."