Original God: After the Abyss Girl picked up Miyoushe

Ying found that she had underestimated Seraphina's shamelessness.

There are so many empty seats here, but Serafina doesn't sit here. Instead, she deliberately sits next to her so that she can reach the skewers on her stove with just one hand. Isn't it obvious what she is thinking?

Ying could tell with her big toe that this guy wanted to steal her skewers!

Ying clenched her fists secretly.

Needless to say, Seraphina will again come up with her twisted logic that "food that is snatched from others tastes better."

Although Ying thought this was true when she snatched Seraphina's snacks, when it was her turn to have her food snatched away, she just wanted to beat Seraphina up.

What are you trying to grab? Don’t you have hands? Can’t you bake it yourself?

Considering that today was a banquet prepared for Seraphina, Ying still gave Seraphina face in front of everyone. She did not directly expose her little thoughts or drive her to another place. Instead, she grabbed a few more skewers of food and grilled them for her, in order to shut up this greedy girl.

When Seraphina took action, Ying pretended to stop her.

In front of so many people, Seraphina wouldn't be so heartless as to let her take everything away, right? !

...It turns out that Seraphina didn't steal all the skewers, but what she did was even more unscrupulous than stealing all the skewers!

While her card opponent was racking her brains to build a deck, Seraphina snatched away all of Ying's kebabs, leaving Ying with only a pile of grilled cabbage, potatoes and tomatoes.

These things can’t be said to be bad, but barbecue without meat is soulless!

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The fist is hard!

Seraphina must have completely let herself go after being caught by the Abyss Mages shouting "Yingbao" all over the room this morning. She ate a bunch of greasy pork belly in one breath and rubbed her head against Ying's shoulder sweetly: "Yingbao, these are all made for me, right? They are so delicious, Yingbao, you are so good to me!"

She said this, but her eyes were full of shameless provocation.

Ying took a deep breath.

As I said, the Abyss Cult has a filter for Seraphina, and they think whatever she does is right.

Seraphina had just eaten a skewer of grilled pork belly, and her lips were still a little oily, making them look shiny and not sloppy. Instead, she looked playful and cute.

Even though anyone could see that it was Seraphina who was stealing Ying's skewers, the people of the Abyss Cult still chose to believe Seraphina's lies.

"Her Royal Highness the Princess and His Excellency the Duke have such a good relationship!"

"Yes, the princess even specially grilled meat for the duke!"

"Wow, I'm so touched..."

We can really stick together as bestie group for a lifetime!

......

What they said was so exaggerated and pretentious that they almost said, "The harmony between you two is a blessing for our Abyss Cult and our country and the people."

Ergou, who was eating mint, heard the discussions and clapped reflexively.

——Seraphina had trained Ergou before. Whenever someone said that Seraphina and Ying had a good relationship in front of Ergou, it would clap its paws to create atmosphere.

Ergou's IQ wasn't enough to figure out that Seraphina was stealing Ying's skewers. He only knew that he should applaud when he heard these words.

With Ergou's leadership, everyone in the Abyss Cult began to applaud.

The applause went from sparse to gradually uniform, as if Ying and Seraphina had just done something groundbreaking.

Even the Apostle of the Abyss, who was concentrating on building a deck, couldn't help but look up and applaud.

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You guys should wake up. No matter whether I grilled the skewers for her or she stole my skewers, in the final analysis, they were just a few skewers of skewers!

Why are you guys so serious?!

Ying glanced at the skewer of meat in Seraphina's hand with frustration.

The skewers, brushed with oil and dip and sprinkled with salt and cumin, exuded a fragrant aroma, but they were all taken away by that bastard Seraphina!

Seraphina was certain that Ying would not embarrass her today, nor would she disappoint the Abyss Cult, so she directly said that Ying had grilled the skewers for her and put Ying on the platform.

She has really mastered the art of moral blackmail.

Ying sneered.

Didn't Seraphina think that after she played such a trick, she couldn't do anything to her?

Ying smiled gently: "Yes, this is specially baked for you."

Seraphina had just sat back down to play cards when she heard Ying's words. She immediately flattered him: "Yingbao, you are the best."

Ying picked up the cabbage skewers on the grill, sprinkled cumin on them evenly, and held Seraphina's shoulders to her mouth: "This is also baked for you, try it and see if it tastes good."

Seraphina's heart was filled with alarm.

Something is wrong. Ying might tolerate it for a while considering the situation, but she won't give her the chance to make further demands.

There must be some conspiracy!

But the amount of food Ying just sprinkled was normal, and he probably didn't intend to choke her to death.

Seraphina thought quickly about how else this bunch of food could hurt her.

Seeing that Seraphina was not fooled, Ying put down the hand holding the cabbage, pulled off the small clip that Seraphina had just put on and re-pinned her hair, gently and considerately: "What's wrong? Did I put too much chili and it made you spicy? I'll get you a bottle of drink, what do you want to drink?"

The Abyss Cult was excited again. They were just about to use a video recorder to record this scene and play it on loop at the Opikile Opera House.

Their eyes met, and Ying mouthed silently, "You don't want to disappoint them, do you?"

Seraphina: "......"

Now, the situation has reversed, and Seraphina has become the one who is morally kidnapped.

Seraphina swallowed.

Ying asked again: "What would you like to drink?"

Serafina felt a chill down her spine, her mouth running ahead while her brain was chasing after her: "Give me a bottle of Les Roches, no, Fenda! Give me a bottle of Fenda. Um——"

The moment Seraphina opened her mouth, Ying stuffed the roasted cabbage she had just put down into Seraphina's mouth.

Seraphina's good upbringing prevented her from spitting out what was in her mouth, so she just gritted her teeth and took a bite.

With just one bite, Seraphina's face turned green.

Pah! Raw!!!

The stems of cabbage are very hard and not easy to cook. The top half of this bunch of cabbage is leaves, which have been roasted and raw; the bottom half is stems, which are not yet roasted.

It was that tuber that Ying stuffed into Seraphina's mouth.

Seraphina's mischief increased sharply today. Ying had been on guard for a long time, and when she took the skewers, she deliberately took a bunch of cabbage with stems.

Serafina doesn't act weird. This will be a regular bunch of roasted cabbage.

But if Seraphina acts like a demon and gets to Ying's head, Ying will have to punish her severely.

Ying smiled grimly and lip-synced, gently pinching Seraphina's cheek: "Eat it all."

Seraphina looked at Ying with pleading eyes, tears already streaming down her face.

It only took Ying one second to cure the little devil Seraphina.

Ying snorted softly.

You have to act like a demon today!

I can't let you embarrass myself, and I have plenty of ways to deal with you!

The Abyss Cult not only has a filter for Seraphina, but also for Ying.

They couldn't see Ying's "ferocious" face, nor could they see Seraphina's "compromise". In their eyes, Ying forcing Seraphina to eat lettuce was still proof of the good relationship between the two.

The applause started again.

Seraphina suddenly remembered what Ying had just said, "Tonight's glory and applause belong only to you."

She didn't know that Ying was talking about this kind of applause!

Being stared at by everyone, Seraphina could only force herself to swallow the lettuce in her mouth.

Seraphina, who had brought this upon herself, was in a state of suicidal trance.

She also used a little trick and secretly switched to the senses of an abyss monster.

Even if the human sensory system doesn't like it, the monster's sensory system should be fine...

Yue!

It turns out that whether raw food tastes bad or not does not change with a change in the sensory system. With a new sensory system, the taste may even be stranger.

Seraphina even forgot to control her facial expression. She grimaced, emptied her mind, and forced herself to finish the lettuce stems in her mouth.

Ying felt a little soft-hearted when she saw Seraphina's soul leaving her body.

...Forget it, this guy finally escaped death and came back, I won’t bother with her this time.

Ying took the skewer and took the dish away: "Is it delicious? Let Ergou have a taste too."

Like master, like dog. Seraphina is a greedy girl, and Ergou is no less greedy.

As soon as he heard that it was for him to eat, Ergou immediately jumped over. He chewed and swallowed the food and the skewer together. He also rubbed Yingdi's calf to show that he liked it very much.

This set of movements was so smooth that Seraphina was stunned.

While Seraphina was still in a daze, Ying took her skewers from Seraphina's hand and happily picked a skewer of grilled bacon to eat.

Seraphina closed and opened her palms in vain, opened and closed them again and again, repeating this several times before she realized that the string in her hand was really gone.

She widened her eyes in grievance.

She finally finished eating the raw vegetable stems and was waiting to eat the roasted leaves to replenish her blood. She took the cooked leaves from Ying and fed them to Ergou.

Not only that, Ying also snatched back all the skewers.

No, no?

She admitted that she let herself go a little today because she was the protagonist of the banquet, but Ying, aren’t you going a bit too far?

Even if we take a step back, you have no faults?!

——Of course not, but Seraphina is the protagonist today, if she says yes, then yes!

Seraphina silently accused Ying with a blaming look.

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What are you doing? !

I already let you go and didn't let you eat the lettuce. I was just taking back the skewers I grilled myself, and you still want to accuse me?

The two best friends whose brain circuits couldn't sync up looked at each other, and sparks seemed to flash in the air.

Come on, who's afraid of who? Hurt each other!

The two of them snorted at each other and sat back in their seats.

Ying's Monopoly game hasn't ended yet, and Seraphina's card game hasn't started yet.

In the past, when Seraphina and the Abyss Cult fought the Seven Holy Summons, they showed mercy to them because they were novices.

But today Seraphina just wanted to get it over with quickly.

She carefully put together her deck, with powerful support cards, and she killed one of the opponent's cards in the first round.

The Apostle of the Abyss looked at the deck he had just prepared and the character cards that were sent away by Seraphina, and burst into tears.

Your Excellency the Duke, you have changed. You used to be lenient!

Coincidentally, Ying also wanted to end the battle quickly.

Before, everyone at the chess table was thinking about using prop cards to hurt each other, but Ying was the only one who was thinking about buying land and building a house. But this doesn't mean that Ying didn't save prop cards.

On the contrary, Ying is the one with the most prop cards on the field.

Holding a bunch of real estate, land and prop cards in their hands, when Ying wanted to end the game as soon as possible, the other people were powerless to fight back.

Seraphina and Ying finished their games one after another and sat at their own autograph tables.

They could have played for a while longer, but the two of them were now eager to hurt each other and took the initiative to start working.

Seraphina picked up the pen and put it to her lips, pretending to be holding a microphone. "Okay, the next group of autographs will begin. Her Royal Highness and I just exchanged glances. In addition to signing, Her Royal Highness will also write a blessing according to your requirements."

Ying was not to be outdone. As soon as Seraphina finished speaking, she spoke up: "Of course, the Duke will also write a sentence according to everyone's requirements. Don't worry if you have already signed it. We will make up for it for you later."

Then, the idiots of the Abyss Cult were like the brainless passers-by in the novel, sighing that Seraphina and Ying really had a tacit understanding and understood each other's meaning with just a glance.

Well, they really have a good understanding. They only need to look at each other to reach a consensus of "Come on, let's hurt each other".

As for the current situation...well...how come it's not considered mutual harm?

Although the eyes of the Abyss Cult are blurred by filters, there are always people with discerning eyes who can see that Ying and Seraphina are hurting each other.

Only the Abyss Singer, who was in charge of coordinating personnel and grouping, felt a blackout before his eyes.

He suspected that he had Mercury retrograde today.

It was bad enough that he fell off the podium, but then the two leaders changed their minds at the last minute because of a quarrel.

Although he didn't notice that Ying and Seraphina were invading each other just now, and was even one of the ones who were howling just now, this did not conflict with not wanting to work overtime.

He had already calculated the time and made the notifications and arrangements, but these two changed their minds at the last minute!

But he couldn't just quit. After all, he was the first to sign, and there were only two names on his signature paper, with no blessings.

If everyone was the same, there would be nothing to say, but the people who signed afterwards could not only hug and shake hands with Her Royal Highness the Princess and His Excellency the Duke, but also receive their personally written blessings.

Singer of the Abyss: I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the light.

With the carrot of blessing dangling in front of him, the Abyss Singer had no choice but to do his work honestly no matter how reluctant he was.

In order for my leader to give me a blessing, I am willing to work like a cow or a horse for him. Although it sounds a bit outrageous, this is the current situation of the Abyss Cult.

The Apostle of the Abyss, who had just been completely defeated while playing cards with Seraphina, patted the Singer of the Abyss on the shoulder sympathetically.

The only one who is happy is the current host.

The current host was just complaining that the Abyss Singer might have fallen down on purpose to get the first autograph, but things took a sudden turn. When it was their turn to sign, Seraphina and Ying suddenly said they wanted to add a blessing.

In other words, their group was the first to finish signing!

Today must be his lucky day!