Original God: After the Abyss Girl picked up Miyoushe

As Seraphina threw the pen, Ying closed the map in her hand.

The pen fell on the table with a "click".

The Abyss Mage, who was already in a daze, was startled and sat up with a "swoosh".

He looked around in panic: "Ah? What happened? Are there any enemies?"

The other Abyss Mage who was sleeping with his chin propped up immediately jumped in front of Seraphina: "What? An enemy attack?! Protect the Duke!"

Ying looked at Seraphina with eyes that showed she was enjoying a good show. Seraphina pushed away the Abyss Mage who was protecting her like a chick and said, "What enemy attack?"

An Abyss Mage who was not asleep tapped his companion's head and said, "The Duke said that we should move on to the next topic."

"Oh oh oh oh." The Abyss Mage finally woke up.

No wonder they fell asleep.

For some simple things, Seraphina and Ying could understand each other's meaning with just a gesture, but they couldn't understand complicated things at all.

The Abyss Mages were completely confused the entire time. Although they didn't need to sleep, they were really hypnotized after listening to so many heavenly books.

Some could not hold on any longer and fell asleep, some were trying hard to hold on, and some... drank a lot of tea to stay awake, and now their stomachs were as big as water balls.

The Abyss Mages were awakened by the sound of Seraphina throwing her pen. When they heard that they were going to move on to the next topic, they became much more sober.

But they didn't know whether they should breathe a sigh of relief.

Seraphina and Ying discussed the afternoon from morning, and they only understood that they were discussing Xumi's affairs.

It's so strange. Each word is clearly in Kanreya, so why is it that when they are put together, I can't understand anything at all?

On the one hand, they hoped that Her Royal Highness the Princess and His Excellency the Duke would quickly finish what they couldn't understand and move on to the next topic, but on the other hand, they were worried that they still wouldn't understand the next topic.

The last person who insisted on listening even though he didn’t understand was Furninda, who listened to the complete version of Zhongli and Egolia’s discussion on state governance eight hundred years ago.

Seraphina took down the paper covered with cursive writing that was nailed to the wooden board and stacked it with the previously filled papers.

Although the handwriting was illegible, it recorded the focus and conclusion of the argument between her and Ying, and was the result of their hard work for most of the day.

After spending most of the day and using seven or eight sheets of paper, they only managed to discuss the general framework.

As for the specific method to preserve the Loom of Fate when monsters attack without alerting Kalibel, they still need field investigation and more detailed discussion.

The Abyss Mage, who had just woken up, rubbed his eyes and went to get the plate on the table while holding the biscuit box.

"You don't have to add it." Seraphina pushed back his outstretched hand.

Ying and Seraphina knew from the beginning that the Abyss Mages would not understand very well, so they asked these guys to help add water and biscuits to give them a sense of accomplishment.

At the beginning of the meeting, the two of them could still take care of eating and drinking, but when it reached its climax, they both wished they could split themselves in half, so how could they have time to eat and drink?

Several flavors of cookies were neatly arranged on the plate, with more than half of the plate still left. Almost half of the peach-flavored cookies that Seraphina had ordered were also left.

The Abyss Mage who was stopped by Seraphina was at a loss, and even a little aggrieved: "My Lord Duke, don't you need us anymore?"

It seems as if the next sentence is going to be something like "I am retiring, and this retirement will last for the rest of my life."

Before Seraphina could do anything, Ying's eyelids twitched.

Why does this tone sound so similar to when someone shouts, "Yingbao, don't you want me anymore?"

She said that the Abyss Cult was led astray by Seraphina, that pretentious little dog!

Seraphina cleared her throat and turned around to show off her skirt: "Well, do you think I look good today?"

The Abyss Mages usually saw Seraphina dressed as a schoolgirl and rarely saw her in a formal dress, but they did not feel uncomfortable at all and even felt that this was how the Duke of their Abyss Cult should dress.

It should look better than those gods wear to be presentable!

If they hadn't seen Serafina shouting "Yingbao" all over the room this morning and then coming here for a meeting, they would have boasted about it a long time ago.

Although I don't understand how the topic suddenly turned to this, it's not too late to praise it now.

The Abyss Mage holding the cookie box was thinking about how to praise it, but the guy next to him who accidentally got information from the Abyss Monster praised it first: "It's very beautiful! Like the stars in the sky!"

This Abyss Mage was quite cunning. He had already found out that Serafina's Liyue name was "Pillow Star", and he specifically chose the name that Serafina liked.

Anyway, Seraphina's dress was black, and with a little glitter sprinkled on it, it did look a bit like the night sky.

Although there was a little suspicion of "the Abyss Mage's praise for me is selfish", as soon as the adjective "star" came out, Seraphina suddenly felt relaxed all over and there was more smile on her face.

Ying glanced at the proud little dog at home with disdain: "Look at what you have accomplished."

Seraphina ignored Ying and lifted the hem of her skirt to show off her look in all directions: "Really? I like it too! Let me tell you, part of my look was designed by Ying."

"Your Highness is so amazing!"

"Your Highness has a good eye!"

"The Duke's hair is beautiful too!"

Being looked at with admiring eyes by the Abyss Mages, Ying straightened her back unconsciously.

You don't know! Seraphina looks like she has good taste, right? But she can't keep up with the fashion, and she always picks outdated things!

She can only buy classic styles on her own. If I hadn't given her advice, who knows what she would be wearing now.

There was a faint smile on his face, but his mind was extremely active.

Seraphina saw through it but didn't say anything.

Ying is thin-skinned and would twist her face or arm if she was exposed!

The atmosphere finally relaxed.

Seraphina suddenly became serious: "Okay, let's move on to the next topic."

Seeing how formally she spoke, the Abyss Mages all listened attentively, secretly praying that they could understand.

Seraphina changed the subject and said, "For the signature, do you want to bring something for us to sign, or do you want us to prepare the cardboard for signing?"

From what Seraphina knew about these guys, most of them didn't have anything to sign with except the masks on their faces - and the stolen water walking balls certainly couldn't be used for signatures.

But signing on the mask was too shocking, Seraphina could even imagine the scene.

...One day, Kong and the Abyss Mage had a fight. Kong used water elements to attack the Abyss Mage, but the Abyss Mage just covered his face and took the damage. Paimon asked the Abyss Mage what he was doing, and the Abyss Mage replied: "You can't wash away the signatures of Her Royal Highness the Princess and the Duke!"

...Or one day, Nata and the Abyss went to war, and Sora and the Abyss Cult went to help. Sora stood next to Kagami and shouted with a megaphone: "Attention, the Abyss monsters with 'Seraphina' and 'Ying' written on their faces are friendly forces!"

Or...wait, stop thinking!

Ying and Seraphina stood side by side. In a place where the Abyss Mages could not see, Ying secretly pinched Seraphina's lower back.

Seraphina finally got the beating.

Seraphina had been embarrassed enough this morning. In order to save some face for Seraphina, Ying sent a message to Seraphina on the void terminal.

[Ying: What are you doing? You can't even concentrate on asking about an autograph?]

【Sad Pig Intestine: I thought of something that would explode.】

【Ying: What's the matter? 】

【Sad Pig Intestine: Forget it, you better not know it. 】

fluorescent:"......"

There are two types of people I hate the most in my life. One is the person who only speaks half the words, and the other is the person who...

Ying pinched Seraphina again and focused on the matter in front of her.

When Seraphina threw the pen, Ying knew what she wanted to do. She nodded and added, "If you have any requirements for pens and paper, you can also ask. We will try our best to meet them."

Seraphina nodded in support.

As long as they don't suddenly want the horns of coconut sheep or the scales of the immortal's magical shell, all these problems can be solved with money.

And the thing Seraphina has the most is money.

The Abyss Mages didn't expect that Seraphina would talk about this, and they all fell into a daze.

Although they had received reassurance from Ying, they never expected that this would happen so soon.

Obviously, the autograph session was just a small matter, and obviously, the Duke had just returned from the abyss after a narrow escape from death, and obviously, there were monsters in the abyss lurking around...

The two abyss mages looked at each other and nodded to each other, as if they had reached some consensus.

The two Abyss Mages spoke at the same time.

"Your Excellency the Duke, will signing take up a lot of your and Her Royal Highness' time? Don't you have something important to do right now?"

"Your Excellency the Duke, can you please sign for me using the stationery you designed earlier? I have liked that design for a long time!"

As soon as the words fell, the two looked at each other again, and their eyes revealed the meaning of "Is this what you were thinking of?"

"I also want the invitation you designed earlier!"

"If it takes up your time, we can wait!"

The two of them spoke at the same time again and looked at each other at the same time.

Ying rolled her eyes in her heart.

You two are clearly on different channels, so why did you act like you were in sync just now?

Seraphina suppressed her laughter and said, "Okay, no more delay. Are you satisfied with this answer?"

The two Abyss Mages felt a little embarrassed.

"You are all very important family members to Ying and I. We will fulfill your wishes." Seraphina suddenly hit a straight ball, "So, you don't have to worry about whether it will delay time. Your affairs are the things that are worth my time and serious attention."

The Abyss Mages stood there in a daze.

The cleverest Abyss Mage opened his mouth but didn't know what to say.

An Abyss Mage weakly raised his hand: "That..."

Seraphina smiled and stared at him, waiting to hear his response.

The Abyss Mage hesitated.

Seraphina also encouraged him: "Do you want to say something? It doesn't matter, just express it boldly."

The Abyss Mage made up his mind and said: "I want to say...you guys talk first, I just drank too much black tea, I want to go to the bathroom."

Seraphina: "......"

fluorescent:"......"

Other Abyss Mages: "..."

Someone, get this guy out who's ruining the atmosphere!

Seraphina didn't expect that all her encouragement would lead to this result, and she was heartbroken.

Ying stepped forward to take charge of the situation and assigned tasks to the Abyss Mages: "There should be no one in the Abyss Cult at this time. They are all in the base preparing for the banquet. Go and tell them that this...signing and handshake event will be held together with the banquet. Anyone who wants to go back to get something, go quickly. We will prepare some pens and paper."

"Tell those who are sent to other countries not to worry. We will sign autographs for those who are staying in Fontaine and the Order first. We will visit every country later."

Seraphina was silent for a while, then she quickly added, "Also, each person can only participate once. Tell them not to fish in troubled waters."

Since there was no clear order prohibiting anyone from taking advantage of the situation, she and Ying would just wait to sign each person's name seven times.

Don't think these guys are stupid at ordinary times, they always like to be smart when it comes to taking advantage.

As soon as Seraphina said this, the most cunning abyss mage was immediately disappointed.

Ying was silent for a moment and sent everyone away.

The two of them didn't bother to clean up the living room and went straight into Seraphina's cave.

Ying, who had said she was going to prepare paper and pen, stretched out her hands: "Where's your mechanical figurine? Take it out."

"I was wondering how you were going to prepare enough paper in a few hours, but it turns out you were planning to take advantage of my little machine man."

Seraphina created the mechanical man five hundred years ago. It was originally used to collect honey. After many iterations, the mechanical man has become an all-round man.

With the design draft and the mechanical figurine, enough cardboard can be produced in large quantities in a short period of time.

Seraphina muttered as she led Ying to where she placed the mechanical figurine.

It was as if Seraphina could use her things at will. Ying had no guilt at all when she took Seraphina's things, and even said confidently: "You have no use for them anyway."

Seraphina sighed, "Is it because I don't want to use it? It's because I have a psychological trauma against the little mechanical people now."

The last time Seraphina used the mechanical man, she didn't set it up properly, and the mechanical man beat the Dragon King Rudra for a long time, and even hit him in the face.

The more King Roda loves Seraphina, the more guilty Seraphina feels.

Especially since this incident was seen by her father and the three immortals from Jue Yunjian!

Although she had fooled it at the time, and it had happened hundreds or thousands of years ago for her, she still didn't want to see the mechanical man again.

Ying didn't know what the mechanical man had done to the Dragon King Ruota, and urged Seraphina to work faster.

Seraphina sighed resignedly, and suddenly thought of the Abyss Mage who had just said he was going to the bathroom: "By the way, is there water in the toilet at home?"

"I don't know. He doesn't really want to go anyway."

If that guy was just ruining the atmosphere, Seraphina wouldn't be so heartbroken.

But the problem is that Abyss Mages don't actually have the physiological need to go to the bathroom. That guy just wanted to say something but didn't dare to say it, so he just used the excuse of going to the bathroom to escape.

---Dividing line---

Who in my family understands? I go to work at 7 o'clock, I arrived near the company at 6:40, and arrived at the office at 7:20. I was lost for 40 minutes and couldn't find anyone to ask for directions QAQ

The updates will be very late these days, but I will still try to update daily (I want to get full attendance this month)

Next month, I will update once or twice depending on the situation. I joined the company because I wanted to be close to home and ride a battery bike to commute for 20 minutes, but I was sent to Beijing on a business trip QAQ I really don’t want to go to this crappy class for a day