Original God: After the Abyss Girl picked up Miyoushe
Chapter 127 You go to jail and I go to hospital, we both have a bright future
Zhongli still didn't throw away his daughter's decorations.
I used to sit with her on a pink stool, and now it’s okay to add some of her favorite decorations at home.
Seraphina, who had insisted on dragging Ying to wash the dishes together in the Abyss Cult, took the initiative to wash the dishes after dinner this time.
She took out a Monopoly chessboard carved from jade from her bag and asked Zhongli to play chess. This thing was taught to Seraphina by Ying.
Seraphina knew her own limitations. She seldom played chess. She could not beat the old antiques in traditional chess games like Go and Chinese chess. On the contrary, they should be able to play Monopoly.
After all, the rules of Monopoly are not difficult, and the greatest fun is not in winning the game but in cheating your father.
While playing chess, Zhongli sat elegantly on a chair with a pot of fragrant tea at hand, sipping it from time to time. If you didn't know him, you would think he was playing Go.
Seraphina, who was playing against him, was much less presentable. She slumped on her lazy sofa, holding a glass of milk tea and showing off.
After sending Dad to prison with the Frame-up Card, Seraphina stretched and said, "Dad, let's go to Jueyunjian later, and then go find Uncle Ruota."
She counted on her fingers as she bought the land: "I've had him there for months."
I don’t know whether she was calculating the days that her lonely uncle was trapped or the land she bought by playing chess.
Seraphina took the Void Terminal to find Rotaur in version 3.0 of Genshin Impact. Now Genshin Impact has been released to version 3.4.
"A few months?" Zhongli really didn't know what Seraphina had done to the Dragon King Rudra.
Serafina used a lot of seemingly high-tech things to treat Roto's wear and tear, but in actual operation, she only drilled the earth veins once and borrowed Zhongli's power to drill the seal once. This small action did not alarm Zhongli.
If Ruota really was awake for several months and was still forced to live in the seal...that would be pretty miserable.
Being forced into seclusion is different from being in seclusion on your own initiative. No one would want to stay in a mental hospital for several months after recovering from a mental illness.
Seraphina nodded: "I didn't intend to come back. I planned to let Kong work for me illegally to trick Xiao over, and then let Xiao go to call for help."
Zhongli touched his daughter lovingly and said, "This is your home. You can come back anytime you want."
Before Seraphina had time to be moved, Zhongli was "released from prison". In Seraphina's horrified eyes, Zhongli mercilessly blew up the house Seraphina had just built with a bomb and blew her into the hospital for three rounds.
The father is in jail and the daughter is in hospital, and everyone has a bright future.
"Woo..." Seraphina wilted like a puppy and took a sip of milk tea. "This game is more fun with more people. Dad, I suggest that we wait for Uncle Ruota to come out and blow him up with bombs together."
Morax, a close friend of the Dragon King, agreed with the proposal: "This is a great idea."
Seraphina's heart was filled with evil thoughts. "Right, right! He hasn't had contact with humans for thousands of years. It's time for him to experience the joy of being in jail and hospital."
It really has the same effect as Fucaros's "If you want to bully someone, bully Villette."
With the common goal of bombing the Ruotu Dragon King, the father and daughter, who had been in collusion with each other, became more harmonious in this Monopoly game. At least they no longer used the entrapment card and the bomb card to harm each other's personal safety, but only attacked each other's property safety.
At the end of this round of Monopoly, the two players had almost the same amount of territory and money, and the situation was at a stalemate.
"I don't want to play anymore, it's boring." Seraphina drank all the milk tea and turned it into bad water. "Dad, let's go to Jueyunjian and scare Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun first. He's the easiest to scare."
Thinking of the past, Zhongli glared at Seraphina and said, "You just learned bad things from him."
It’s not that Master Lishuidieshan is timid, but he has a lot of bad ideas and is easily guilty.
When Seraphina was a child, she played the game of "Drop the Handkerchief" with her friends. Because she ran the fastest, no one was willing to put the handkerchief behind her. She could only be a ruthless singing machine every time.
When Master Lishuidieshan found out about this, he suggested that she pretend to sprain her ankle and trick other children into throwing the handkerchief behind her.
She did as she was told, and the result was very good. From then on, she was on the road to becoming an acting queen and never looked back.
Seraphina pouted in dissatisfaction: "What do you mean by bad learning? You should have praised me for being cute."
The immortals in Jueyunjian are far away from the world, but their mouths and stomachs don't want to be far away. Every time they go down the mountain, they must eat and drink enough.
Seraphina packed some exotic snacks and went to buy some tea.
The tea merchant also knew Zhongli. Seeing the generous Zhongli was like seeing the God of Wealth: "Mr. Zhongli, are you here to buy tea too?"
Zhongli continued to show off his daughter: "This is my daughter. She returned home the day before yesterday. I came here today to buy some tea with her."
The news that Mr. Zhongli's daughter had returned home had spread among the merchants at the dock. As long as you praised Mr. Zhongli's daughter when selling things, the happy old father would be more generous than before.
"As expected of Mr. Zhongli's daughter, she has grown up to be very beautiful." The tea merchant looked at Seraphina as if he were looking at Mora, and praised her sincerely and introduced her in great detail. "Sister, would you like to take a look at our new gift box this year..."
Seraphina was a little confused when holding two tea cakes: "Dad, which tea do you think is better?"
Zhongli, who was showing off his daughter's success, liked everything: "Are you asking for my opinion? Boss, I want them all."
Serafina didn't have the time to remember to stop Zhongli from spending money like Paimon did: "Then boss, I'll give you three boxes for two. Please help me wrap them to make them look nice."
The tea merchant's face was about to burst with laughter: "Sister, wait a moment!"
As Seraphina paid, she also checked the balance in her wallet. Well, she hadn't even spent the salary she earned as a hydrology researcher at Fontaine, and she hadn't touched the salary she earned as an assistant at the Ordinariate, so there was nothing to worry about.
Spend your money! Spend it boldly!
The happy puppy carried the tea and flew up to the clouds with his father.
"Dad, remember to control your breath." Seraphina hid behind Zhongli.
Zhongli took one look at Jue Yunjian and knew: "Li Shui is not at home. He and Xue Yue are in Liuyun Cave."
Seraphina felt her conscience grow a little and said, "Ah? Then I'll try another prank to save some face for Master Lishui Dieshan."
She pulled out a loudspeaker from somewhere and shouted at the entrance of the cave of Master Liuyunjiefeng: "Hello, I am the Dragon King Ruotu. In fact, I have not left Liyue, but was sealed by the Emperor Yanwang. Now I urgently need one million Moras to break the seal. As long as you give me 100,000 Moras, I will give you a great merit. When I come out, I will make you my follower."
Zhongli: "..."
Today, Master Liuyun Jiefeng showed off her new mechanism to two old friends. She cleared her throat and before she started to introduce it, she heard someone shouting outside her cave, claiming to be the Ruotu Dragon King.
Master Liuyun Jiefeng slammed the table fiercely: "How can this be possible!"
True Lord Xue Yue Zhu Yang and True Lord Li Shui Die Shan looked at each other in bewilderment. The old man, who was out of touch with the times, had never seen such a scene before, and for a moment he didn't know whether to be angry that someone was impersonating the Dragon King Ruo Tuo or to comfort True Lord Liu Yun Jie Feng who was on the verge of exploding.
True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng rushed out: "Who is in front of this immortal cave...Emperor?"
"Emperor?" True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang and True Lord Lishui Dieshan also came out, and as expected, they saw Zhongli with a helpless look on his face at the door.
Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun really couldn't understand why the emperor wanted to pretend to be Ruotu Dragon King, so he chose to ask directly: "Is there any deep meaning behind the emperor's action?"
Seraphina, who was completely covered by Zhongli, jumped out at this moment: "I'm back, did you miss me?"
Master Liuyun Jiefeng stared at Seraphina for a few seconds, and when he realized what was happening, his anger instantly turned into surprise: "Xiaoxing?"
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