Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's rebirth in the 21st century

"Wine is the essence of grain. The more you drink, the younger you become... ahem~"

"Zhu Zi, then please save that bottle of Taizi for me. We can drink it when I am fully recovered!"

Uncle You originally wanted to argue with his daughter, but unexpectedly he found that his daughter had a bad look on her face, so he decisively gave in!

"Brother Zhu, please don't give Dad alcohol!"

"Otherwise I won't let you two off!"

You Fengxia puffed her cheeks and threatened angrily.

"Don't worry, Xiaoxia, Uncle You can't drink this wine, I said!"

He Yuzhu replied to Xiaoxia solemnly, and at the same time, he secretly winked at Uncle You as a hint when she wasn't paying attention.

What it means is that he should not be anxious and will be allowed to drink after he recovers from his injuries!

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After the three of them finished breakfast, You Fengxia rode her bicycle to work.

After saying goodbye to Uncle You, He Yuzhu went straight to the courtyard.

After all, I haven't been home for the whole day, so I have to show my face, right? !

"Hey~ Zhuzi is back? Have you had breakfast?"

"If you haven't eaten yet, I have a lot of food at home. Would you like to have some?"

Goalkeeper Yan Bugui was the first to notice him and rushed over to him.

He Yuzhu!!!

Old man Yan invites himself to have breakfast?

The sun is rising from the west, right?!

"Okay, Uncle, I just happened to have not had breakfast, so I won't be polite with you!"

After he finished speaking, he walked towards Yan Bugui's house...

3! 2! 1! Make excuses!

"Zhu Zi, don't worry. Let's make it clear in advance that you have to help me after breakfast! Hehe~"

really!

He Yuzhu had just finished counting down in his mind when Yan Bugui stepped forward to stop him.

"Oh! Uncle, you should keep your meal for yourself! I'm going home to eat~"

"Please don't, Zhuzi, you have to save me, your uncle! I beg you~"

Seeing that he was not buying it, Yan Bugui got anxious and complained.

"Hey~ That's right!"

"Second Uncle, we have lived in the same courtyard for so many years, who doesn't know each other?"

"If you have something to say, please tell me now. I have something else to do later!"

The moment He Yuzhu heard him say that he wanted to treat him to breakfast, he guessed that he had a request of his.

Everyone knows that this old guy will not do anything without benefits!

"Zhu Zi is like this. As for me, you know that I have been teaching at Red Star Primary School for 10 to 20 years. I have been conscientious and hardworking, and I have never made any mistakes!"

"There is a vacancy for the head teacher at school recently, and I want to move up as well."

"The uncle said that if you want to be promoted, you must not only have outstanding abilities, but also be sensible..."

"Plus, you told me a few days ago that I should be willing to give up. Only by giving up can I gain..."

"I have finally made up my mind to give the principal a gift!"

"But the result seems to be even worse. The principal directly removed me from the list of candidates for promotion!"

Yan Bugui explained the whole story with a bitter face.

He Yuzhu...

"Second uncle, excuse me, what gift are you giving to the principal?!"

He thought of what he saw on the surveillance camera a few days ago and almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

"A pound of peanuts, a pound of melon seeds, and several kinds of mountain products!"

Yan Bugui replied quite proudly.

Judging from his expression, these gifts seemed to be extremely special.

"that's it?!"

"that's it!"

"No! Zhuzi, what do you mean? Aren't these things enough!?"

Yan Bugui asked with a painful look on his face.

These things cost me several dollars!

“Puchi…hahahaha~”

"Uncle, I'm not laughing at you, hahaha~"

"I just thought of something really funny! Haha~"

He Yuzhu couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter!

He is truly worthy of being called Mr. Yan!

Just give peanuts and sunflower seeds as gifts?!

Yan Bugui...

Do you think I believe what you said?

"Zhu Zi, don't laugh first~"

"The school will release the results in the next few days, you have to help me!"

If I miss this promotion opportunity, and I get too old in a few years, I won’t be able to get promoted again in my life!

"Second uncle, let me ask you, what is the rank of the grade director?"

"Zhu Zi, our grade director has no actual rank, but can get an extra ten yuan subsidy every month, and is the only way to be promoted to deputy director of teaching..."

Yan Bugui did not hide anything and told everyone about the welfare benefits of the grade director.

"Second uncle, let's not talk about promotion for now. The grade director will get an extra ten yuan a month in subsidies, which means one hundred and twenty yuan a year!"

"You think you can get the principal just by giving him some peanuts and sunflower seeds?!"

He Yuzhu was so angry that he laughed!

A pound of peanuts, a pound of melon seeds, and several kinds of mountain products...

All in all, it’s not worth 5 dollars!

"Zhu Zi, are you saying that I didn't give enough gifts?"

"Then I'll go get another pound of peanuts and melon seeds to make up for it?"

Yan Bugui asked uncertainly.

"No! Uncle, you're having a fight with peanuts and melon seeds, right?"

"For a gift of this level, you should prepare at least this much!"

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he stretched out a finger!

"Ten dollars? It's a bit much, but compared to being promoted to head of the grade... it's worth it!"

Yan Bugui gritted his teeth and made a decision secretly!

Then give a gift of ten yuan!

He Yuzhu...

Ten fucking dollars!

"Uncle, are you kidding me?!"

"For such an important position, you want to get only ten or eight dollars? Are you kidding me!?"

"You have to give gifts for at least one year's allowance for that position, understand?"

He Yuzhu was left speechless by him!

After saying this, he walked towards the middle courtyard without looking back.

How many? !

One year's subsidy?!

Wouldn't that be at least a hundred dollars?

Yan Bugui was completely shocked!

Am I too naive, or does Zhuzi not take money seriously?

But he was promoted to the rank of section chief in just one month, while I have been standing still for decades...

Obviously Zhuzi is right!

He hurriedly caught up with He Yuzhu and said shamelessly:

"Zhu Zi, can you teach me how to give this hundred dollars?"

"If I can be successfully promoted to grade director, I will definitely reward you handsomely!"

Thank you very much! ?

Peanuts, melon seeds? Or mountain products?

He Yuzhu had no hope at all!

He didn't want Yan Bugui to continue wasting his time, so he thought for a moment and replied:

"Second uncle, if you are like this, find a suitable time and bring your principal's family with you... Remember, we are a family!"

"Come and have a meal on the second floor of our cafeteria...remember it's the second floor!"

"If he can agree to come, the matter will be halfway accomplished!"

"Then prepare two bottles of Tai and two packs of cigarettes, either Modou or Mudan will do... The chances of success will be 70%!"

"Finally, if you come to me during the meal, the chances of success are 99%!"

"You decide for yourself!"

What?

Take the principal and his family to the second floor of the Red Star Buffet Restaurant?

Even with 16% off it’s still yuan per person!

There are four people in their family, plus myself, wouldn’t it cost 80 yuan! ?

Do I need to prepare a table and Huazi?

It is said that the high-priced counters sell each bottle for 16 yuan, and two bottles are 32 yuan!

A pack of Peony brand cigarettes costs 5 yuan, and two packs cost 10 yuan, and that's only if you have cigarette coupons!

A total of 122 yuan...

It's really going to cost me my life!

If he knew that the buffet restaurant had returned to its original price, the second floor would cost 20 yuan per person.

It costs 100 yuan for five people!

Yan Bugui was so heartbroken!

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