Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's rebirth in the 21st century

"Cut~"

He Yuzhu glanced at Xu Damao with disdain and prepared to go back to his room to sleep.

Xu Damao!!!

Who do you look down on?

He didn't want Sha Zhu to look down on him, so he stiffened his neck and said:

"It's just a movie, Brother Zhu, I promise you!"

"But let's make it clear in advance. We are even now!"

He planned to go to the cafeteria and watch a few movies to get by.

When there is a suitable opportunity, I will find a random excuse to escape...

But Xu Damao didn’t know!

The moment he saw the buffet, he was so glad that he agreed to come to the restaurant to show a movie!

He even wished he could come here every day...

Every time a movie is shown, silly...Brother Zhu, Master Zhu, please treat me to a buffet!

The cheapest on the first floor is at least 5 dollars!

I can eat here four times a week!

Hehe~ Who says you have to eat it by yourself?

If you pass on the opportunity to eat to others, wouldn’t you earn an extra 20 yuan a week? ?

……

"Okay, stop hanging around in front of me and go back to sleep!"

He Yuzhu didn't care about the twists and turns in his mind and waved his hand to send him away.

"Okay~"

Xu Damao returned to the backyard humming a little tune.

Before going home, I walked to the cellar door.

"Hmm? No movement?"

The door was still locked from the outside... Could it be that he fell asleep?

"Bang bang bang!"

He controlled the strength and knocked on the cellar door, making a few dull sounds, then hid himself and his name.

The three people in the cellar suddenly woke up, and they hugged each other and trembled in fear.

They thought they couldn't go out tonight, so they each found a place to lie down and sleep.

Unexpectedly, someone knocked on the door! ?

Qin Huairu bravely asked:

"Who is it? Is it Damao? Can you open the door for me?"

"Silly Zhu? Open the door for me! Don't scare me!"

"Who is it!?"

The three of them didn't get a response and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief at the same time.

Just as they let down their guard and closed their eyes to sleep again...

"Woooooo~"

Suddenly, there were a few wolf-like howling sounds!

"Humph! You dare to set me up? How can I let you go so easily?"

Xu Damao heard a frightened voice coming from the cellar.

He went back to the house with a mean smile again, hiding his body and name.

After a while he came to the cellar door again.

"Dong Dong Dong~"

After a while,

"Bang bang bang~"

Xu Damao’s main goal is to harm others without benefiting himself!

In one night, Qin Huairu, Jia Zhangshi and Qin's mother deeply experienced the dangers of society!

……

The next day, at daybreak, a woman's wailing could be heard from the cellar.

"Who's at the cellar door? Come and save us! I'm Qin Huairu!"

"A-choo~ I can't stand it! Please let me out! I am Jia Zhang~"

"Ah sneeze~"

The cellar was cold and damp, and Jia Zhang and Qin's mother caught a cold as expected...

Uncle Liu Haizhong's house is closest to the cellar.

He just got up and was about to go to the toilet, emptying the urine pot...

Suddenly I heard some noise coming from the cellar? !

"Could it be that there really is a rat that has turned into a spirit? That's impossible!"

Liu Haizhong drank some wine last night and slept very soundly.

I don't know what time it was at night, but my wife had to shake me awake with great effort.

"Old Liu, listen to see if there's any noise in the cellar!?"

"Could it be that the mouse has become a spirit?"

He turned over impatiently and muttered:

"Don't talk nonsense. The higher-ups have stipulated that queens from Country J are not allowed to become spirits!"

"Maybe it's the wind!"

If someone else said this to me, I would definitely criticize him!

"No! Lao Liu, there really is movement!"

"One moment chirp, the next moment dong dong dong~"

"What else could it be if not a rat transformed into a spirit?"

The aunt was terrified. She recalled some rumors in the village when she was a child...

There was a big rat in someone's cellar and it took the child away!

There is a fish monster in the river not far away. It eats a person every month to practice, and the sound it makes is "chirp chirp"!

A woman from the neighboring village was wrongly killed by the village chief. Her ghost lingered after her death and went to the village chief's house and knocked on the door every night.

And the knock on the door was...

"Dong Dong Dong~"

She turned pale with fright and quickly covered her head with a blanket.

……

Liu Haizhong came to his senses and couldn't help feeling a little scared!

He simply put down the chamber pot, picked up the tongs for the coal stove, and tremblingly walked to the cellar door and said sternly:

"Who, who is in the cellar!?"

"No matter what kind of monsters and demons you are, I warn you, you are not allowed to become spirits after entering the J country!"

"Everyone, retreat!"

There was silence in the cellar at first, and then Qin Huairu's surprised voice was heard.

"Second...First Master? I'm Qin Huairu! Please let us out!"

However, Liu Haizhong did not dare to be careless at all!

He heard that there is a kind of ghost that can clearly know other people's names, ages, jobs...

Even a few kids could tell!

He would not be fooled, and said cautiously:

"Come out on your own accord, or don't blame me for being rude!"

Qin Huairu!!!

"Uncle, the cellar door is locked from the outside, we can't get out!"

What's going on with this old guy today?

Why do I feel stupid?!

Liu Haizhong glanced at the cellar door and found it was indeed locked...

it's okay no problem!

Anyway, no one saw it, so it’s not embarrassing at all!

He first used tongs to pull open the bolt, then took several steps back in a defensive posture.

Qin Huairu, Jia Zhangshi, and Qin's mother saw the cellar door slowly open and rushed out.

"Whoo~"

"Ahh~"

"Ahh~"

Three finally "sees the light of day", and a feeling of rebirth arises spontaneously.

"Thank you, uncle~"

Qin Huairu was about to step forward to express her gratitude, but was forced back by Liu Haizhong holding a pair of tongs.

"Are you really Qin Huairu? Let me ask you, how many children do you have?"

He had to test them before he could confirm the identities of the three people.

Qin Huairu...

"Uncle, what do you take me for?"

"I am indeed Qin Huairu, I have three children, and my husband Jia Dongxu died at work..."

She directly told him all the basic information about her family.

"Ahem~ Um, why did you three end up in the cellar?"

Liu Haizhong had already confirmed his identity and changed the subject with a dry cough.

"A-choo~ Liu Haizhong, we are under the order... woooo~"

Jia Zhang was so angry that she planned to sue Xu Damao and Sha Zhu!

We must hold a whole-school meeting to deal with these two bastards!

They also have to pay for medical expenses, loss of work time, and mental damages!

Unexpectedly, Qin Huairu covered her mouth.

"Uncle, the three of us went into the cellar to look for something, but we didn't expect a gust of wind to suddenly lock the door!"

"We didn't want to disturb the people sleeping in the courtyard, so we waited until the morning to knock on the door~"

After she forced herself to explain, she hurried home with her mother and mother-in-law.

She had heard Huaihua crying and thought she was hungry!

Fortunately, Huaihua didn't wake up last night...

"Go into the cellar to look for something?!"

Liu Haizhong pouted his lips, obviously not believing it!

There must be something fishy going on with these three women!

Fortunately, no one in the courtyard stores things in the cellar, otherwise they would have been stolen!

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