Green tea was read, the villain's family begged me to be happy
Chapter 170 Jiang Chengli is not good either
"Hey, who is this? Why do you look unfamiliar to me? Did we come to the wrong place?" Jiang Chengxiao spoke in a sarcastic tone, looking him up and down and clicking his lips. He was so unpleasant.
Jiang Chengli didn't even raise his eyebrows. When passing by him, he suddenly raised his hand and touched his sleeve, as if he took out something, and poked it directly into Jiang Chengxiao's thigh.
Jiang Chengxiao jumped back instantly, like a frightened bird, and started cursing.
"Third brother, you are sick again. In front of mother and my third brother's wife, you want to make me childless. You are such a piece of shit!" Jiang Chengxiao screamed and sweat broke out all over.
When Jiang Chengli made a stabbing motion, Jiang Chengxiao's mind naturally popped up those previous memories, the unbearable scene of being chased with a knife and wanted to be castrated. Even his begging for mercy was of no avail. It became a complete nightmare for him.
As soon as I saw him make this move, my body had already reacted instinctively. Avoiding this kind of action was already ingrained in my bones.
"Second brother, I just waved my hand, how can it make you extinct?" Jiang Chengli raised his hand, his palm was empty. It was obvious that the action of taking something out of his sleeve just now was just a trick.
His tone was full of teasing and there was an inexplicable smile on his face.
Jiang Chengxiao knew that he had been fooled. The third brother had done nothing but scared him like this, and it happened in front of his stepmother and his younger brother's wife. It was really embarrassing.
"Hehe, who knows what bad ideas you have in your heart!" He coughed lightly, unwilling to admit it easily.
"That's because second brother has something wrong in his mind, that's why he thinks I want to do something bad. Big brother would never think so." Jiang Chengli took the lead.
The two brothers were shouting, but suddenly the voice of the system came to their ears.
[Wow wow wow, what is Jiang Laosan doing again! Host, stop him quickly. You must protect Jiang Laosan's male dignity. His life does not belong to him, but to Xing Xiaoya. If he loses this thing, then the special connection between him and Xing Xiaoya will no longer exist. ]
[Xiao Ya must be the most special existence in his eyes, she is salvation, she is a goddess, and she is the only good woman who can make him a real man...]
[Jiang Lao San is really too scary. He is a man, not without a penis. He looks good, so why does he always stare at others?]
The system was even more excited than Jiang Chengxiao himself. It kept yelling and giving orders to Xu Wanying.
When the people heard the system's shouting, their expressions varied.
"Third brother, what do you mean that eldest brother wouldn't think so? I see that you have been staring at me. What on earth is there about me that is worthy of your staring at me like this?" Jiang Chengxiao seemed to be reminded by the system and actually asked in this regard.
"Second brother, you are just overthinking when you ask this. Is there anything about you that is worth my attention?" Jiang Chengli asked back slowly.
Jiang Chengxiao was hit in the sore spot. He was now inhumane. He was only a normal man when he was with Xing Xiaoya. He was no different from a eunuch.
[Hey, host, you think Jiang Chengli is going to fail?] The system suddenly had an idea and asked curiously.
【What's the meaning? 】
[Literally, Jiang Chengxiao has to be ranked third and fourth male. He can only do it with Xiaoya, so Jiang Chengli, the second male, can also do it! His body must be protected for Xing Xiaoya.] The system said confidently.
Xu Wanying sneered: [What are you talking about? The setting that he can only be attracted to Xing Xiaoya is exclusive to Jiang Chengxiao, right? Now Jiang Chengli has appeared too. How can this be called an exclusive setting? It's all so common. Is there anyone who still supports these two couples? ]
Xu Wanying's words made more sense than it, and the system was still struggling: [Host, you also said before that the entire plot has changed, and we can't just rely on the previous novels. You, the butterfly, have flown here, and once the butterfly's wings flutter, everything will be different. ]
[It must be because you had touched Jiang Lao San before that the world consciousness was dissatisfied, so it began to restrain Jiang Chengli. I have already said that he must remain a virgin for Xing Xiaoya! ]
Hearing it forcing the settings, Xu Wanying immediately started rolling her eyes.
[What are you talking about? Did Jiang Chengli tell you that he is impotent? Are you so sure? What makes you so sure that he is a eunuch now? Did you hide under his bed and eavesdrop on him in the middle of the night? ]
The system was so shocked by her criticism that it couldn't help but hesitate.
【If you have something to say, you can fart! 】
[Before, Jiang Chengxiao captured a group of sorcerers who wanted to cure his impotence. One of the fortune tellers said that like cures like. If you want to be stronger, you have to eat, ahem - maybe Jiang Chengli stared at his second brother's vitals so much because he wanted to cure like? ]
As soon as the system finished speaking, Xu Wanying retched.
"Yue——" She couldn't control herself at all and made the sound in front of the other three people.
"Wanying, are you okay?" Cen Ying immediately stepped forward and patted her back gently.
"Stop arguing. You two are so energetic. Go to the martial arts arena and practice a few rounds instead of talking here!" Cen Ying glared at the two of them, with a bit of dissatisfaction on her face.
The two Jiang brothers couldn't help but lower their heads, and the expressions on their faces were not good. After all, what the system said was really disgusting. What is meant by "like cures like"? They can't even think about it in that way. They are about to vomit.
[System, you are so disgusting! ]
[It's not me who is disgusting, it's the Jiang brothers who are disgusting. I'm not a man, let alone impotence.] The system argued.
Xu Wanying was speechless for a moment. She was not a man, so it was impossible for her to ask them directly whether they could have an erection or not.
[Host, you seem very dissatisfied. You and Jiang Lao San are husband and wife, you can ask such private topics. Didn't you threaten to sleep with him before to destroy Xiaoya's status as the heroine? ]
The system obviously noticed her silence, and instantly became even more smug, even starting to take the initiative to provoke her.
[Get out of here! Whoever advocates should provide evidence. Since you think he won’t, why don’t you provide evidence yourself!] Xu Wanying said directly.
They were indeed husband and wife, but she was not interested in whether Jiang Chengli was capable or not, and she was not prepared to treat them as a real couple, since she had no use for that thing anyway.
"Mother, wife, I have something very important to tell you." Jiang Chengli said seriously.
Several people arrived at the front hall, and Jiang Chengxiao followed in without leaving any servants. When he met his third brother's deep eyes, he raised his chin, pretending not to see it, which made it clear that he wanted to stay here.
"Chengli, what do you want to say?" Cen Ying asked proactively.
Jiang Chengli stood up straight and bowed to them with his hands clasped together.
"Mother, Madam, I went to Mingling Temple to burn incense before, and the abbot said that my fate in the second half of my life would be full of misfortunes and bad karma. If I want to get rid of this bad karma, I must castrate myself and become a eunuch.
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