Green tea was read, the villain's family begged me to be happy

Xu Wanying showed an expression of disgust, but the more she didn't want to listen, the more the system wanted to speak.

[Host, are you really not going to listen? Jiang Chengxiao did a lot of interesting things for Xing Xiaoya.] The system lowered the sound, and even though it was still electronic, it made people hear an intriguing meaning.

It was obvious that it was trying every means to arouse Xu Wanying's curiosity.

Xu Wanying was silent for a moment before she said, "What kind of interesting story? I don't want to hear anything disgusting like that."

[Don't worry, I guarantee you'll be satisfied. Jiang Chengxiao was originally a playboy with a romantic nature. He was very good at coaxing other women, but after meeting Xiaoya, he ran into obstacles everywhere. He once changed the land in a farm from growing grain to growing flowers, and hired a large number of gardeners to cultivate them. When spring came and the flowers bloomed, the whole farm was surrounded by a sea of ​​flowers. ]

[He took Xing Xiaoya to see it directly, and prepared some sweet words that touched people's hearts, saying that she was a flower fairy. Unfortunately, before he finished speaking, a naughty child in the village directly shot down the beehive on the tree with a slingshot. The bees immediately surrounded them and stung them. In order to escort Xiaoya all the way, Jiang Chengxiao was stung all over his head, which was swollen like a pig's head.]

When the system talked about Jiang Chengxiao's embarrassing moments, it talked like a torrent and couldn't stop.

Xu Wanying also listened with great interest, bursting into laughter from time to time.

Xu Wanying couldn't help but sigh: [Tsk tsk, I didn't expect it, Jiang Lao Er, who looks like he can walk through a sea of ​​flowers without getting a single leaf on him, actually has this side of him! ]

[Not only that, after Jiang Chengxiao and Xiaoya got together, there were so many embarrassing things like this that they became famous in Wangjing. Originally, everyone's impression of Jiang Laoer was that he was a playboy in a marquis's mansion. Later, as the jokes spread too much, he was called the second idiot of the loyal marquis's mansion. Hahaha——] Seeing that she was in high spirits, the system couldn't help but laugh, and it sounded a bit proud.

The electronic laughter was strange and harsh, showing how proud the system was. However, it laughed for a long while, while the other side was as quiet as a chicken and did not agree with it at all. When it stopped laughing, the atmosphere suddenly fell into an eerie silence.

[Host, why aren't you laughing? Is it not funny? ]

[I can't laugh. Jiang Chengxiao is obviously a romantic man who knows how to deal with things, but in front of Xing Xiaoya, he becomes a clumsy young man. Tsk tsk.] Xu Wanying clicked her lips.

[Yes, it is this kind of contrast that is the best. Many people are shouting! They say that they are a good match!] The system did not understand what she cared about, and even explained it here.

After hearing this embarrassing story, the other members of the Jiang family cast their eyes over, staring at Jiang Chengxiao until his face turned red.

He was usually the most shameless person. He had done a lot of bad things since he was a child and had been beaten countless times by his own father. He had also been in the officialdom for several years and had developed a heart of iron. He thought that nothing could make him ashamed, but every time this so-called magic weapon made him unable to raise his head.

"Second brother, you are still too young and can't resist the temptation. You must control yourself in the future." Marquis Zhongyi did not forget to tease him a few times, with a gloating smile on his face.

"Dad, I don't agree with what you said. You are slandering me. I didn't go to find Xing Xiaoya last night, and my brother didn't catch me in the act. Anyway, I don't admit it. You can't blame me for something that hasn't happened yet." Jiang Chengxiao retorted immediately.

Although he talked about sneaking out last night, he was actually explaining the embarrassing thing that the system laughed at him. Things like planting flowers on a farm and flower fairies descending to the earth did not exist and would never happen in the future.

"Heh, this sounds like the kind of stupid thing you would do." Marquis Zhongyi sneered.

Xu Wanying was arguing with the system and didn't care about anything else.

[Host, do you still want to listen? There are things worse than being chased by bees!] In order to absorb energy, the system has become a salesman, and its attitude has become more and more skilled.

[I don't want to. If I read this kind of plot in a novel, I would find it interesting and unique only to you. But now they are all people around me, how can I look at them directly? It's barely acceptable for Jiang Lao Er to have sex with this kind of young man, but will the Marquis of Loyalty be like this in the future?] Xu ​​Wanying rejected him directly, and her tone was a little cold.

[Huh?] For a moment, the system didn't respond.

[Since he likes to do this to be different, the Loyalty Marquis is more philandering than Jiang Lao Er. He has been surrounded by women all these years. If he were to meet Xing Xiaoya, he would be restrained and nervous. That would be a real iron tree blooming. Would it look better in the eyes of others? ]

Xu Wanying immediately started to explain, but before she could finish her words, she began to dry heave.

[No, no, the old-young pairing is really not okay, so what the hell, the book won't let the old man follow this route, right? ]

The more she thought about it, the more uncomfortable she felt. She just tried her best to hold it in, fearing that it would burst out in front of everyone, which would be impossible to explain.

"yue——"

Suddenly, a dry retching sound was heard and Xu Wanying's body stiffened. She thought she couldn't hold it in, but when she looked up, she saw Lu Ling covering her mouth with a handkerchief.

"Hmm——" Soon, Jiang Jinyu next to him also joined in.

Since two people were already retching, Xu Wanying no longer needed to restrain herself and she joined the retching army.

The atmosphere at the table was terrible. Li Chunlan moved her lips and seemed to want to retch. Seeing this, Jiang Chengzhong next to her immediately grabbed her hand and pinched her base of the thumb, causing her to grimace in pain and swallow back the urge to retch.

"What's wrong with you? You're vomiting here so early in the morning!" Marquis Zhongyi was so angry that his face turned blue and he couldn't help but question.

He really never expected that this matter would eventually involve him. They were clearly making fun of the second oldest brother, so why were the three juniors now retching in front of him?

When the second brother was with Xing Xiaoya, he acted like a fool and was laughed at at most. But when it came to him, he started vomiting. Is it that disgusting?

"Dad, I'm sorry. The taste of the fermented beans today was a bit pungent and I couldn't help it." Lu Ling coughed twice and finally calmed down. She immediately made an excuse.

Jiang Jinyu and Xu Wanying nodded together: "Second sister-in-law is right, quickly take this plate of fermented beans away."

"You haven't even started eating yet and you're already feeling the fuss?" Marquis Zhongyi asked with a sneer.

He really wanted to make things clear and ask the three of them to give him an explanation, but even though he was about to vomit blood, he had to swallow it back.

"It really does smell, Dad. I don't feel well either." Jiang Laosi also followed suit.

He was taken away by mistake before and had always been called Wei Sheng. Now that he was recognized, he changed his surname to Jiang. However, he did not want to use the name "Jiang Chengyi", so he simply changed it to Jiang Chengyi.

Marquis Zhongyi was so angry that he began to breathe heavily, but he didn't know what to say.

However, Xu Wanying, who was unaware of the situation, was still complaining to the system in her heart.

[Well, the second spring of the old man and Xing Xiaoya together is just like this dish of fermented soybeans. You can’t savor it carefully. The smell makes you want to vomit.]