Siheyuan: Louzi keeps bragging, I am invincible

Just when Lu Feng finished dinner and was about to wash the dishes, he heard Jia Zhang's ghostly howling coming from the middle courtyard.

"Who the hell is this pervert? How dare you steal my underwear? If I catch you, I'll cut his dick off with a pair of scissors!"

Many people in the courtyard had just finished their meal and were bored. When they heard Jia Zhang's ghostly howling, they all came over to watch the fun.

"Aunt Jia, what's going on?"

The second aunt came over with a bowl in her hand and asked Jia Zhang.

"Second Aunt, I asked Qin Huairu to help me wash my underwear this morning. When I came to collect the clothes after dinner, I found that my underwear was missing! It must have been stolen!"

The third aunt understood what was going on and went up to Jia Zhang and said.

"Aunt Jia, was your coat blown away by the wind? Let us help you look around!"

Many people around also agreed.

“I thought so at first!”

Jia Zhang said.

"But Qin Huairu and I searched everywhere and couldn't find my underwear!"

"Aunt Jia, when someone was collecting clothes, did they not notice clearly and took away your underwear as well?"

An old lady came over and put forward a hypothesis.

"Auntie, that shouldn't happen! We are the only family hanging clothes here today!"

Qin Huairu said.

"Did a big bird fly over and take away Aunt Jia's underwear?"

Xu Damao said with a smile.

"Yes! The bird that took away Aunt Jia's underwear must be a male!"

Yan Jiecheng also echoed with a grin.

While everyone was laughing, Yi Zhonghai also rushed over after hearing the news.

Yi Zhonghai just came out of the deaf old lady's house.

The deaf old lady had already told Yi Zhonghai about his plan and what he had done today.

Yi Zhonghai felt that what the deaf old lady did was inappropriate.

But when the bow is drawn, there is no turning back the arrow.

Now that this has been done, there is no room for regret.

Yi Zhonghai had no choice but to follow the deaf old lady's script and ran over to continue acting.

Yi Zhonghai pretended to know nothing, walked over with his hands behind his back and asked Jia Zhangshi.

"Sister-in-law, what's going on?"

As soon as Jia Zhang saw Yi Zhonghai coming, she immediately became excited.

"Uncle, our courtyard is amazing! It's a demon! He stole my underwear that I hung outside!"

Yi Zhonghai was stunned when he heard this.

Didn't the deaf old lady say that he stole Qin Huairu's underwear? How did it become Jia Zhang's now?

Yi Zhonghai quickly asked.

"Sister-in-law, are you sure it's your underwear that's lost? Where's Huairu? Is hers missing?"

"Uncle, mine is not lost! Only my mother-in-law's underwear is lost!"

Qin Huairu said.

"I washed all these clothes. I checked them all when I collected them just now! The only thing missing is a piece of underwear that belonged to my mother-in-law!"

Yi Zhonghai had already understood by now that it must be the deaf old lady who did not figure it out clearly and stole Jia Zhang's clothes by mistake, taking them as Qin Huairu's, and then secretly put them in Lu Feng's house.

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai secretly groaned in his heart.

If Jia Zhang's underwear is found in Lu Feng's house later, how will he explain it?

It was said that Lu Feng fell in love with Jia Zhangshi, stole Jia Zhangshi's underwear, hid it in the quilt and did bad things!

This is nonsense!

Looking at Jia Zhang's fat head and big ears, not to mention the young talent Lu Feng, even the old man Yi Zhonghai feels disgusted.

I’m sure no one will believe it!

But Yi Zhonghai's mind worked quickly.

A remedy was soon thought of.

Right!

This is the explanation for the discovery of Jia Zhang's underwear in Lu Feng's room.

It’s said that Lu Feng originally wanted to steal Qin Huairu’s underwear, but he stole the wrong underwear and stole Jia Zhang’s underwear back!

Yes, just do it!

"Uncle, uncle, are you listening to me?"

The voice of Jia Zhang came from the side, bringing Yi Zhonghai back to his senses.

"Ah, sister-in-law, I'm listening! I'm wondering who did this! Anyway, no matter who did it, we must find this person out!"

When the first aunt, the second aunt, the third aunt and others heard this, they nodded in agreement.

"Yes! We must find this pervert! Otherwise, all the women in our courtyard will be in a panic and won't be able to live in the future!"

The first aunt, the second aunt, and the third aunt felt that although they were old, they were at least better looking than Jia Zhang.

That pervert even stole Jia Zhang's underwear, so maybe he would steal from these three aunts too!

That’s why these three aunts are so actively supporting it.

Everyone in the courtyard also expressed their support, especially the women who were more enthusiastic.

Yi Zhonghai pressed his hand downwards, signaling everyone to be quiet, then glanced around sharply, finally landing on Lu Feng who was outside the crowd.

"The pervert who stole Aunt Jia's underwear is most likely someone from our courtyard! I hope he can take the initiative to come forward and admit it!"

"If he can take the initiative to admit it, our Siheyuan might give him a chance to reform!"

"If you are still hoping for the best and refuse to admit it, we will catch this pervert and kick him out of the courtyard!"

Seeing Yi Zhonghai's gaze towards him, Lu Feng couldn't help but sneer in his heart.

Haha, Yi Zhonghai, when you find that Jia Zhang’s underwear is not under my pillow, but under the pillow of your elderly husband Sha Zhu, what kind of wonderful expression will you have then?

Yi Zhonghai saw the disdain and mocking expression on Lu Feng's face, and he couldn't help but feel angry, and immediately shouted at Lu Feng.

"Lu Feng, why are you standing outside the crowd stealthily? Are you hiding something?"

Lu Feng stood there with a dignified manner and retorted.

"Yi Zhonghai, did your eyes cramp? Which eye of yours saw me sneaking around?"

Everyone turned their heads and saw Lu Feng standing there in the moonlight with great dignity, as tall and straight as a green pine!

What a handsome man!

In the crowd, Yu Li stared at Lu Feng's profile infatuatedly, thinking to herself.

No wonder I gave myself to him at that time!

I still don’t regret it!

After all, which woman would let go of such an outstanding man?

Lou Xiao'e was also secretly looking at Lu Feng.

As she watched, she remembered the scene last night when Lu Feng held her on the bed after she got drunk and helped her take off her clothes.

If she hadn't been accidentally interrupted by Bang Geng, Lou Xiao'e was very sure that Lu Feng would have taken the next step.

Thinking of this, Lou Xiao'e's heart beat faster, her cheeks became hot, and her legs became a little unclosed.

In another corner of the crowd, Qin Huairu was also staring at Lu Feng intently.

She also recalled the scene of delivering dumplings to Lu Feng that night. Thinking about it now, she blushed deeply and couldn't help but secretly spit at Lu Feng in her heart.

Bah, you beast! There are so many ways to eat dumplings!

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