Siheyuan: Louzi keeps bragging, I am invincible

Banggeng hid at home and saw Lu Feng pushing his bicycle away through the window. He waited for a while and made sure that Lu Feng had gone far away before he came out of the house.

Everything was just as Lu Feng had expected. The air in Lu Feng's bicycle was deflated by Bang Geng.

Bang Geng looked at the direction where Lu Feng left and said proudly.

"Humph! Do you think I don't exist? If you dare to hit my dad and grandma, I will let the air out of your bicycle!"

Bang Geng said this as he walked towards the backyard.

Banggeng not only wants to take revenge on Lu Feng, but also wants to move back the sewing machine that Lu Feng took away.

After arriving at the backyard, Banggeng pretended to squat on the ground playing with ants, but he was actually looking around.

After making sure that there was no one around, Bang Geng quickly rushed to the door of Lu Feng's house, pushed the door open with a light push, and then slipped in.

Banggeng, this kid, has gone to Shazhu's house to steal things many times in the past, and is already familiar with it.

After entering Lu Feng's house, Bang Geng closed the door and looked around, and soon found the sewing machine placed in the corner.

When Banggeng saw the sewing machine, he walked over immediately, picked up the machine and wanted to leave.

But how much strength can a little kid have? How could he possibly move a sewing machine!

Banggeng spent a long time trying and was sweating profusely, but he still failed to move the sewing machine at all.

Banggeng sat down on the ground, gasping for breath, when he suddenly smelled a strong aroma of meat.

Bang Geng sniffed like a dog and immediately smelled the aroma of braised pork and determined that the braised pork was placed in the cupboard.

So Banggeng immediately ran into the kitchen, lifted the curtain of the cupboard, and sure enough, he saw half a bowl of braised pork.

Seeing the pieces of braised pork and the rich soup in the bowl, Bang Geng couldn't help swallowing.

"Lu Feng, you beast, you beat up my dad and grandma, so what if I eat a few pieces of your braised pork!"

"Not only will I come over to eat your braised pork today, but I will also come over to eat whatever delicious food you have at home every day!"

"I'll eat you! I'll eat you out of money! I'll let you know how powerful I am!"

While saying this viciously, Banggeng grabbed the braised pork in the bowl and started to eat it ravenously.

"Oh my god! It smells so good!"

Bang Geng was talking incoherently while he was eating voraciously.

He quickly finished the pieces of braised pork in the bowl, then stuck out his tongue to lick the soup in the bowl clean, and then put the empty bowl back into the cupboard.

These pieces of braised pork not only failed to fill Bang Geng up, but made him even more greedy.

At this time, Bang Geng thought,

In order to go all out, he simply took out all the delicious food in Lu Feng's house and ate it.

So Banggeng started searching through all the drawers and cabinets in Lu Feng's house.

Soon, Banggeng opened a drawer and couldn't help exclaiming when he saw what was inside.

"Money! So much money!"

I saw the drawer was full of money, including one-cent notes, one-dollar notes, and five-dollar notes.

Banggeng picked up the money and counted it, a total of 23 yuan.

23 yuan is not a small amount of money in that era, almost equivalent to Jia Dongxu's monthly salary.

A normal child would never dare to steal after seeing so much money. At most, he would steal 5 cents a piece.

But Bang Geng is not a normal child.

He is the thief saint! And he has a firm heart!

Seeing so much money in front of him, Banggeng felt that he would be really letting down his grandmother's education if he didn't steal it!

So Banggeng put the 23 yuan into his pocket and walked out immediately.

With so much money, I can buy a lot of White Rabbit milk candies!

By the way, with this much money you can buy a roast chicken!

Thinking of the roast chicken that was fried until golden and exuding fragrance, Bang Geng couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

After Banggeng sneaked out of Lu Feng's house, he was about to tell his grandmother,

But then I thought, Jia Zhang is so greedy and her belly is so big.

If he told Jia Zhang, the roast chicken would be eaten by her before he could even take a few bites of the sticks!

The money to buy the roast chicken was earned by Banggeng through his own ability, so the roast chicken should be eaten by him alone, why should it be given to Jia Zhangshi!

After Banggeng thought about it, he decided not to tell Jia Zhangshi and prepared to quietly bypass the Jia family's house in the middle courtyard and go straight to the front yard.

But as soon as Banggeng arrived at the central courtyard, he heard Jia Zhang's crying.

"That little bastard Lu Feng not only beat me up, he also took away my sewing machine! How am I going to live without my sewing machine? Woohoo~~"

It was obvious that Jia Zhang was crying about what happened yesterday.

The first aunt, the second aunt, and the third aunt were persuading Jia Zhang.

Bang Geng wanted to pretend not to see it and just slip away.

But the second aunt had already seen the stick and reached out to grab it.

"Bang Geng, come over here and comfort your grandma!"

Bang Geng was caught and couldn't run away. He had no choice but to walk over to Jia Zhang and say,

"Grandma, don't cry, I have already avenged you!"

When Jia Zhang saw that Banggeng was crying even harder, she hugged Banggeng in her arms and started crying.

Bang Geng was just about to tell Jia Zhang that he had avenged Jia Zhang by defusing the gas on Lu Feng's bicycle.

But before Banggeng could say anything, he felt a sharp pain in his stomach, and then he heard a "puff" sound and a hot stream flowed out from behind his buttocks.

"Oh, why does it stink so bad!"

Jia Zhang sniffed and immediately pointed at the third aunt.

"Third Aunt, did you poop?"

The third aunt covered her nose with her hands and shook her head as she backed away.

Jia Zhang looked at the second aunt again.

The second aunt's reaction was similar to the third aunt's. She quickly covered her nose and backed away.

But the old lady was kind-hearted. She covered her nose and pointed at the stick and said.

"Aunt Jia, it wasn't us who pooped, it was Bang Geng! Let Bang Geng go and let him go to the toilet!"

Only then did Jia Zhang notice that Bang Geng was struggling in his arms, wanting to go to the toilet quickly.

Jia Zhang quickly let go of the stick.

"Bang Geng, if you have diarrhea, tell grandma. You've already pooped in grandma's arms!"

Banggeng had no time to talk to Jia Zhang at this time, and hurriedly ran to the toilet.

Wherever the stick passed, it left two faint yellow traces.

Half an hour later.

When Qin Huairu got the news, she rushed into the bathroom, helped Bang Geng, who was already exhausted, back home, and took Bang Geng's contaminated clothes to wash.

But Banggeng had not been lying in bed for 10 minutes before he started yelling about stomachache, jumped up again and rushed into the bathroom.

For the entire morning, Banggeng was either in the toilet or on his way to the toilet.

He was so dizzy that he looked deformed and finally fainted in the toilet.

Jia Zhang had long been driven away by the stench on Banggeng's body, but fortunately Qin Huairu, as a mother, was reliable and had been guarding outside the toilet door.

Hearing some strange noises inside, he rushed in, picked up the unconscious Bang Geng, and ran to the hospital...

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