Siheyuan: Louzi keeps bragging, I am invincible
Chapter 1 Beastly Bragging
60s.
No. 95, Luoguxiang, South of Sijiucheng.
When Lu Feng opened his eyes, he saw an old newspaper pasted on the wall, and vaguely saw the words "People's Commune" on it.
Turning my head again, the enamel cup on the table came into view, with a few bright red words printed on it: Serve the People.
Lu Feng sat up in surprise and touched his swollen head.
"Ah~~Where am I?"
As soon as Lu Feng thought of this, a memory came to him and gradually merged with him.
Soon Lu Feng realized that he had traveled through time and space to a world full of birds.
The original owner was also called Lu Feng, with the same name and surname as him. He was a second-level fitter at the Red Star Steel Rolling Mill. Both his parents had passed away, and he was often bullied by the beasts in the courtyard.
Up to this point in the memory fusion, everything was still normal, but the following memories made Lu Feng a little crazy.
Because the original owner had an accident when he was a child, after the accident, he lost his ability in that area and became a eunuch.
Oh, damn it!
It would be fine if I could travel through time to the Qinman Courtyard!
I actually traveled through time and space and became a eunuch!
How can you make trouble in the future by pushing Huairu!
Just when Lu Feng was about to cry, a ding sound suddenly rang in his mind.
"Ding! The boast-come-true system is online!"
"The host is detected in the Qinman Courtyard."
"Whenever the host hears the beasts in the courtyard bragging, what these beasts brag about can be realized in the host!"
Ah, Brother Tongzi, Brother Tongzi, you are finally here!
Hearing the system's voice, Lu Feng was so excited that he almost cried.
With Brother Tongzi now here, are you still worried that you won’t be able to cure your eunuchhood?
Now that I have Brother Tongzi, will I still be worried about not being able to marry a beautiful wife in the future?
Now that I have Brother Tongzi, will I still be afraid of being bullied by those beasts in the future?
Hehehe! I can also become a bird training expert, punching the fool, kicking the stick, poking holes when I have nothing to do, and sending warmth to Qin Huairu...
The more Lu Feng thought about it, the more excited he became, and he immediately started communicating with the system.
The system works very simply.
As long as Lu Feng, the host, hears the beasts in the courtyard bragging, all the bragging will become reality for Lu Feng.
Of course, Lu Feng cannot force or induce the beasts to brag, otherwise the bragging will be ineffective.
It must be the animals that accidentally boasted in their natural state that could happen to Lu Feng!
Lu Feng was studying the system when he heard a rumbling sound in his stomach.
Uh~~ Let’s put the system aside for now and go out to get something to eat to fill our stomach!
Thinking of this, Lu Feng opened the door and walked out.
Lu Feng lives in the backyard.
It was not far from where the deaf old lady and the Jia family lived.
As soon as Lu Feng opened the door and walked out, he saw Jia Zhang-shi sewing the soles of shoes while bragging to a few women.
"My Dongxu is the most handsome boy in the whole courtyard! Otherwise, Qin Huairu wouldn't have fallen for my Dongxu and come to him to pay for him!"
The three aunts were a little unhappy when they heard this.
"My Yan Jiefang is much more handsome than your Jia Dongxu! I dare say that there is no one more handsome than my Yan Jiefang in the whole Nanluoguxiang!"
The second aunt wanted to compare herself with him and snorted coldly.
"What's yours is nothing! How can it compare to my Liu Guangtian? My Liu Guangtian is the most handsome man in the city! If there is a selection of the four most handsome men in China in the future, maybe my Liu Guangtian will be on the list!"
The eldest mother had no son and could not join the bragging contest among the three mothers, but she curled her lips calmly and secretly despised them in her heart.
Your three sons are ugly, but you guys praise them as handsome guys! How shameless! Ugh!
Lu Feng just walked over and happened to hear the bragging of these three aunts, and then the voice of the system rang in his mind.
"Ding! It was detected that the three beasts were bragging, and the bragging content is becoming a reality... You have become the most handsome man in the Forty-Nine City!"
This is just bullshit! It's not what I want!
Lu Feng couldn't help but shook his head.
What Lu Feng wants most now is to brag about Mr. Weimeng, such as his power and long endurance, so as to indirectly cure his eunuch.
But Lu Feng just felt regretful. After all, it was good to be the most handsome man in the city!
Besides, that kind of bragging is often shared among men, so it’s not difficult to hear it!
Maybe in a few days, he would be able to hear Jia Dongxu or Xu Damao playing the flute. By then, he would be able to cure his eunuch status and become Mr. Mighty!
Lu Feng walked forward while thinking. When he passed the pool, Qin Huairu, who was washing clothes by the pool, looked up and met Lu Feng's handsome face. Her eyes widened immediately.
"Ah, you, you, you are Lu Feng!"
Qin Huairu looked at Lu Feng's handsome face in disbelief and asked stutteringly.
"Yeah, what's wrong? Sister Qin, is there any problem?"
Lu Feng looked at Qin Huairu and asked.
"Ah, you are really Lu Feng! You, you, you~~"
Qin Huairu wanted to ask Lu Feng, how come you suddenly became so handsome!
But her mother-in-law, Jia Zhang, was right next to her. If she asked this question, it would be inappropriate and might even lead to Jia Zhang's scolding.
So Qin Huairu kept saying "you" for a long time but couldn't explain anything.
Then Qin Huairu suddenly had an idea and changed her words.
"Where are you going?"
"I'm going out for a walk."
Lu Feng responded calmly and continued walking forward.
Looking at Lu Feng's departing back, Qin Huairu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time felt confused.
How come this guy suddenly became so handsome?
Qin Huairu carefully recalled the previous Lu Feng.
The previous Lu Feng could only be described as having an average appearance, at most a bit more attractive.
But the moment she saw Lu Feng just now, Qin Huairu was actually amazed!
Qin Huairu dared to bet that she had never seen a man as handsome as Lu Feng in her life!
Thinking of Lu Feng's handsome face, Qin Huairu's heart couldn't help but beat wildly, and she started to have wild thoughts.
Lu Feng quickly left the backyard, and everyone he saw along the way looked at him sideways.
Because Lu Feng is so handsome! Even if he is wearing a ragged cotton jacket, it is difficult to block Lu Feng's overwhelming handsomeness.
Lu Feng walked out of the courtyard and headed towards the pork stall based on his memory, admiring the street view as he walked.
At this time, the old city had not yet experienced the great development that it would experience in later generations. Everywhere you looked, there were old houses and courtyards.
There are almost no cars on the streets, and most of the pedestrians coming and going are dressed simply, and many of them are wearing patched clothes.
However, people were in good spirits and had smiles on their faces.
While watching the street scene, Lu Feng went to the pork stall, took out money and meat coupons and bought a pound of pork belly.
Then Lu Feng carried the pork belly and turned to walk towards the courtyard.
As soon as he entered the courtyard, a little old man wearing glasses jumped out like a bandit and blocked Lu Feng's way...
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