Tomb Raider: After being read, they all acted like me

After the man finished speaking, a group of paper figures emerged from behind him like fish out of water, but they were different from before.

Those who were only allowed to wear black clothes.

The pale little face was painted with blue paint.

There are even some that leave tongues dangling, full of horror movie style.

One of the paper figures with a hole in its head slowly came to Fatty Wang, handed over the plate in his hand, and said coldly: "Please ask the matchmaker to be a matchmaker for my young master."

Fatty Wang stood there in a daze.

He pointed at himself in disbelief.

"Me? Hahahahahahaha, I don't know how to do that."

But as soon as he finished speaking, the heads of the paper figures all started to turn, and their eyes kept changing into horizontal and vertical positions.

[Damn, big windmill! ]

[I wonder if they will turn their brains around? ]

Lu Renjia had not yet realized the seriousness of the matter until those people approached Fatty Wang in strange postures.

Fatty Wang was forced into a corner by them.

He gritted his teeth and tried to break out of the encirclement.

But I didn't expect that it was a paper man, but it was extremely hard.

Instead of breaking out of the encirclement, Fatty Wang was bounced to the ground.

Seeing this, Lu Renjia hurried forward.

He tried to help Fatty Wang, but as soon as he moved, he was blocked by his own people.

"Parents to enrich people."

"No matchmaker, no engagement, unlucky."

As he spoke, the expression of the man pointing at someone gradually became distorted, and even his hand began to stretch.

Lu Renjia didn't care about him at all.

He looked at the fat man who was surrounded and became anxious.

At worst, I can just rush forward and not care whether this golden finger works or not.

Just as Lu Renjia was about to use brute force to break out of the range of the paper man, a loud noise suddenly came from the sedan chair.

"bump."

The sound was so loud that the paper figurine also turned around to look.

Wu Xie's voice came quickly from it: "It is a wedding ceremony and the ceremony must be held!"

Lu Renjia heard the voice.

He stepped back in a hurry, not caring about the paper man at all.

He came to the window of the sedan again and knocked on it hard: "Young Master San!"

"Wu Xie, you're not really locked up in there, are you?"

But the only answer he got was dead silence.

It was as if everything that had just happened had never happened. Lu Renjia's eyes were full of panic as he received no response.

[If it is really Wu Xie inside, does that mean he is lying flat? ]

[Damn it, why wasn't I the one trapped? ]

There was no other way. After getting no response, Lu Renjia quickly shifted his target to Fatty Wang who was surrounded.

He conveyed Wu Xie's words to Fatty Wang.

"Fatty, do as they say!"

Fatty Wang understood what he meant and quickly stood up from the ground. With his quick eyes and hands, he found the one who had just spoken to him among the group of paper people.

He snatched the plate from its hand.

Just as the plate fell into Fatty Wang's hands, the paper figures surrounding him retreated one after another.

The expression on his face also returned to normal.

Fatty Wang and Lu Renjia were able to breathe a sigh of relief.

It seems to be useful.

[Is this considered a genuine version of playing house? ]

[I am really impressed. Who made these paper figures? They are so scary underground.]

Lu Renjia's words expressed the feelings of the three people.

Fatty Wang was sweating profusely at this time.

But the paper man didn't want to let him go.

The paper figurine nodded to Fatty Wang, and then pointed in the direction of Lu Renjia: "Thank you very much for your words, matchmaker."

Looking at the paper man, Fatty Wang understood immediately.

He is best at acting.

I saw him sticking out his butt, pinching his fingers like this, and then shaking his body.

"Why…!"

But the words haven't been spoken yet.

The plates in his hands were not held firmly and were shaking from side to side.

Lu Renjia's heart was in suspense: "Fatty!"

Is that a plate? That's their life.

In an instant, countless pairs of paper figures looked straight at Fatty Wang. Once the plate fell to the ground, Fatty Wang would also be beheaded.

Fortunately, Fatty Wang still has a trick up his sleeve.

Otherwise it would be terrible.

He quickly caught the plate and stopped the tragedy from happening.

With the previous lesson in mind, Fatty Wang didn’t make many expressions. Although he spoke less, his actions were definitely correct.

He came to Lu Renjia happily carrying a plate.

It was a serious and terrifying scene, but looking at Fatty Wang's enchanting walking posture, Lu Renjia really couldn't help it.

Who knows? To ensure safety.

Fatty Wang, with two big blushes on his face, walked up to him from a distance, twisting his body and even handed him the plate very seriously.

"Tsk, be serious."

"Hey, the Huang family sent me to propose marriage today. The young master is very charming and handsome. I guarantee that your young lady will be satisfied."

Fatty Wang seemed to be into the play.

He spoke in a low voice and reminded Lu Renjia who was laughing.

There must be nothing wrong with the guy's appearance.

It's just that this maid doesn't look very smart.

After a moment, Lu Renjia took two deep breaths, forced himself not to look at Fatty Wang, and then took the plate from his hand.

Just as the plate was caught.

The paper man on the side came over and lifted the red cloth covering it.

There was a wild goose lying on the plate.

[Fuck, I'm a beast in prison. ]

[Don’t say these rituals of pointing at people are quite polite. They even bring these out. Anyway, it’s better for my fellow Taoists to die than for me to die. Wu Xie, how about…]

Sitting in the bridal sedan, Wu Xie rolled his eyes because he was forced to fall to the ground and was frozen again while speaking.

He should have known better.

If Lu Renjia is reliable, even sows will climb trees.

The paper figures seemed to be very interested in Fatty Wang. He waved his hand behind him, and a paper figure in pink took out the wild goose from the plate and replaced it with a piece of red paper.

The paper man raised his hands high.

Pointing directly in the direction of Fatty Wang.

Lu Renjia understood and walked towards Fatty Wang with the plate in hand.

"You know what, it really looks like the real thing." Fatty Wang complained softly after taking the plate.

Lu Renjia was also confused by this.

If it wasn't for sure he was in the tomb-robbing world.

He really suspected that this was an immersive script-killing game.

"I saw the young man's name on the list. The other party is probably here too. Let's follow them first," Lu Renjia said, passing the plate to Fatty Wang.

It’s true that the three of them are rookies.

But there are more than just three of them on this list.

Fatty Wang nodded at him, then walked back with the plate in his hand, twisting his waist.

Lu Renjia raised his head forty-five degrees.

I was afraid that I would laugh out loud again. Sometimes I really wanted to slap myself. Why do I have such a low sense of humor?

But I didn't expect that Fatty Wang hadn't even walked halfway.

It was blocked by those paper figures.

"May I ask the woman's name and the time?"

Why would Fatty Wang ask this?

Not to mention him, even Lu Renjia himself didn't know.

[Haven’t you already sent out the invitations? Why are you asking for my name now? ]

【Um? 】

[Is this the legendary couple that is only a matter of knowing each other before getting married? ]

Fortunately, this time it went more smoothly.

I don’t know how it happened, but the paper on the plate actually had Wu Xie’s birth date and name written on it.

It goes back and forth like this.

I guess it happened six times.

Nacai, matchmaking, asking for the name, the surname of the woman and the man, as well as their respective birth dates, Naji, and even some specially calculated auspicious days.

The betrothal gift is followed by engagement.

After asking for the date, they used geese again to announce the wedding date.

The bride comes to welcome the bride, and finally the groom comes to pick her up.

The procedure was complicated and tedious, and with the strange paper figures, Lu Renjia did not see anything solemn or festive. Instead, he heard the sound of deep sleep coming from the sedan chair.

[Is this script-killing so magical? ]

【It made Wu Xie fall into deep sleep. 】

In order to ensure Wu Xie's safety, Lu Renjia took advantage of the paper man's inattention and quickly came to the window of the sedan chair, "Young Master San, wake up. Your husband Zhang Qiling is here to pick you up."

Just as he finished speaking.

The sounds of sleeping inside suddenly stopped.

[Sure enough, Wu Xie, you admitted it. ]

Wu Xie, who was awakened, was constantly looking for Zhang Qiling.

Who said the little brother is here?

How can I be such a taciturn person?