Tomb Raider: After being read, they all acted like me

Lu Renjia was extremely certain that the strange thing must be the legendary weasel asking for a title.

Rumor has it that there are more Taoists in the south and more immortals in the north.

The two immortals Hu and Huang never crossed Shanhaiguan.

However, they are now in the Qinling Mountains, tens of thousands of miles away from Shanhaiguan. How could they encounter the Northern Yellow Immortal who is seeking a title here?

Perhaps it was because the three people did not respond for a long time.

The thing took a few more steps forward.

Through the tent, you can see that the guy's tail hidden under his clothes is completely exposed.

It was shaking constantly at this time.

The weasel opened his mouth and spoke human words again: "My dear, do you think I look like a human or a god?"

Wu Xie had never seen such a scene before.

He opened his eyes wide, raised the camera in his hand and started taking pictures.

Fatty Wang looked at Lu Renjia nervously. It was not a good thing for this weasel to ask for a title. No matter how he answered, it would be a wrong choice.

If you answer that it looks like a human, then it will take over your body.

But if you answer that it is like God, how can a man be deified?

You can't not answer it, otherwise it will keep bothering you.

If you casually answer the request for a title that destroys it, you will be completely finished. This guy holds grudges the most, and there will be no peace for the next few generations.

Lu Renjia took a deep breath.

He stared at the figure approaching outside the tent and his heart hardened.

[Good people are bullied by beasts! ]

【Fight! 】

Lu Renjia pulled down his zipper as quickly as lightning, exposing himself completely. He stuck his head out and happened to make eye contact with the weasel.

The weasel didn't seem to expect Lu Renjia to do this.

The footsteps that were originally approaching slowly seemed to be cast under a spell of immobilization.

Suddenly stopped where he was.

At this moment, the man and the beast just stared at each other quietly.

Until the weasel shook its tail and stared at Lu Renjia, its yellow and white fur mouth opened again: "Young man..."

"Do you think I look like a human or a god?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as it opened its mouth, Lu Renjia got there first.

The weasel was dumbfounded.

Why is this kid still imitating my way of speaking?

Seeing the weasel standing there in a daze, Lu Renjia felt as if he had received Fish Leong’s approval. He was filled with courage and walked out of the tent directly.

He took two steps to the weasel and asked, "Speak quickly, am I like a human or a god?"

"Don't pretend you can't speak. I've seen it all before. Tell me now. Do I look like a human or a god? If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your consent."

"Huang Xian can't get past Shanhaiguan. I'm going to call the police to arrest you."

When the book is used, it will be less regretful.

The weasel, who had only learned this sentence, could only stare at Lu Renjia's performance with wide eyes.

[Heh, fight me and I’ll kill you! ]

[You still act like a human being. You can't even speak Mandarin correctly. I'll punish you by making you go back to study for five years and take three years of mock exams. By then, you'll be an adult and start a life of being a slave.]

Lu Renjia’s inner voice rang out.

When Fatty Wang, who was watching the show, heard this, his face suddenly changed. He quickly stood up and walked outside.

Seeing Fatty Wang suddenly panic, Wu Xie asked in confusion: "Fatty, what's wrong?"

"Something happened, and Xiaojia's voice can be heard by everyone!"

But Fatty Wang was still a step too slow.

When the weasel heard Lu Renjia's inner voice, his eyes lit up. Although Lu Renjia did not speak, his inner voice was equivalent to his speaking.

With the formula, it’s done in seconds.

The weasel's face suddenly twisted like a pretzel.

Its long and sharp claws, like the fangs of a demon, tore through his clothes. Like a phantom in the night, it pounced towards Lu Renjia at lightning speed.

"Crack!"

A loud noise.

The weasel that leaped into the air had not yet touched Lu Renjia.

The sharp claws broke into pieces in mid-air, and even the hair began to burn. The body seemed to be blocked by something and rotated 360 degrees in the air.

Was ejected.

He rolled to the ground, dying.

Seeing this, Fatty Wang and Wu Xie, who had just rushed out of the tent, both breathed a sigh of relief.

I almost forgot about Lu Renjia’s golden finger.

Lu Renjia himself was also confused. He lowered his head and looked at his hands. The Border Collie bit him before but did not activate the golden finger, which led Lu Renjia to think.

This thing is only for rice dumplings and people.

Unexpectedly, the weasel would be flung away.

Is it because it has become a spirit?

At this moment, the Border Collie, who was lazily lying in his kennel, suddenly opened his eyes and glanced at the iron bowl beside him as quickly as lightning. After making sure that the bowl was still there, he fell asleep peacefully again.

I hope that the Border Collie will not be disturbed by the thief who steals the bowl when it falls asleep.

Although there is a golden finger protecting the body.

Wu Xie hurried to Lu Renjia's side and carefully looked at him to see if he was injured. After confirming that Lu Renjia was safe and sound, he turned his gaze to the weasel that was shot away.

However, when they looked over.

But the weasel had disappeared without a trace!

All that was left on the ground were the vegetation that was crushed into a mess and a few spots of blood, as if proving the thrilling battle that had just taken place.

"We must find that guy!" Fatty Wang shouted anxiously.

Although Lu Renjia didn't say anything, his heart had already chosen for the weasel, which was equivalent to sacrificing himself to allow it to grow up.

However, the weasel failed to take over the body and was injured instead.

If it didn't die, what would be waiting for Lu Renjia would be endless revenge.

The dark forest was like a sleeping beast, swallowing everything around it in endless darkness. It was extremely difficult to find a nimble weasel in the darkness.

Fortunately, they were lucky enough.

"there!"

Just as the three of them were looking around, the sharp-eyed Wu Xie discovered the big tail hiding behind the bushes.

Fatty Wang turned around and ran back to the tent to pick up the flashlight.

The three of them quickly headed towards Wu Xie's big tail.

The weasel seemed to be injured internally. It lay there with its body twitching constantly and even foaming at the mouth, but its eyes were still staring at Lu Renjia.

Lu Renjia kicked the thing.

When I was sure it was too weak to get up, my heart instantly fell back into my stomach.

[Hmm? Really dead? ]

[I wonder if the spirited weasel will be resurrected after watching the commercial? ]

Watch the ad to revive?

Are you a cyber world?

In Lu Renjia’s heart, the weasel wailed and closed his eyes unwillingly.

After the weasel closed its eyes completely, Lu Renjia squatted down, his face full of curiosity. This was the first time he had seen a spirit animal. How could he miss such a rare research opportunity?

As the saying goes: "Curiosity kills the cat."

Just as his hand touched the weasel.

That guy actually opened his eyes again!

[Fake death?!]

Instantly, a strong stench gushed out from its tail end like a flood that broke through a dam, making Lu Renjia unable to open his eyes.

I saw a flash of white light before my eyes.

It was as if something had taken the weasel away.

Immediately afterwards, a loud and earth-shaking noise came from behind.

Their tent seemed to be tightly grasped by an invisible giant hand and was moving away at a rapid speed. The situation was urgent and the three of them had no time to think about it.

Hurry to chase the tent.