Tomb Raider: After being read, they all acted like me

The old fortune teller looked solemn.

He looked at Lu Renjia, and then said solemnly: "You are getting married."

The corner of Lu Renjia's mouth twitched. He took a step forward and lifted up the old man's coat to try to get back his two hundred yuan. After being closely guarded by the old man, he looked around.

The old man was puzzled by his behavior and asked cautiously, "What are you looking at?"

Lu Renjia replied, “Let me see if there is a telephone booth nearby.”

The old man was puzzled: "Why are you looking for that thing?"

"Damn it, I'm going to call the police to have you arrested." In a flash, Lu Renjia actually found you.

He was about to rush over.

But I heard the old man shouting from behind: "Young man, don't run, I haven't finished talking yet!"

The old fortune teller was almost frightened to death by Lu Renjia.

Although he was working without a license, the guy in front of him was also a bastard.

Lu Renjia was lying at the end, and he thought someone had died at his doorstep.

He first called the police to arrest this scary guy.

Lu Renjia turned around and saw the old man took out a Bagua mirror from somewhere and shone it on Lu Renjia. It was unknown what the Bagua mirror was made of, but it sparkled in the sunlight.

Lu Renjia was dazzled by the mirror.

He was so shocked that he could hardly open his eyes.

I thought, "This old guy, could he really be capable?"

At this time, the old man said: "Young man, you have a ruddy complexion, a full forehead, and a square face. You are a blessed person."

"But your eyebrows are a little scraggly, and your eyes are bloodshot."

"This is a sign of troubles in the near future. You should pay attention, because the marriage may be in a special place, and your partner is most likely to be a man."

After hearing this, Lu Renjia wanted to call the police even more.

[This old guy is really good at making up stories. ]

[What about a full forehead and a square face? Doesn’t that mean I’m handsome? What about messy eyebrows and bloodshot eyes? Doesn’t that mean I didn’t sleep well last night? Can this also be considered fortune-telling?]

[Also, what man? ]

[This should be Wu Xie's script! ]

Lu Renjia was about to curse a few more times when he suddenly heard a dog barking in the distance: "Woof woof woof!"

Lu Renjia looked up and saw the little dog that had stolen his buns appeared in front of the phone booth, walking towards the fortune teller happily.

The fortune teller saw the puppy.

That means my waist doesn’t hurt and my legs aren’t sore anymore.

When I hold the puppy, I call it baby.

"It seems that the enemies are extremely jealous of each other when they meet." The warm scene in front of him made Lu Renjia's back teeth almost broken.

They just get bullied together.

The fortune teller felt a chill on his back and turned around to meet Lu Renjia's eyes.

The two looked at each other and could only smile awkwardly.

Just as Lu Renjia was about to make his move, a fierce female voice came from another yard: "Blind Chen! Keep a close eye on your dog, or I'll catch it sneaking in again."

"I'll castrate you too!"

The figure exploded like thunder, and Blind Chen seemed to be very afraid of him.

Quickly cover the little dog's mouth.

At the same time, he motioned Lu Renjia to come into the house and talk.

Blind Chen's house is at the end of the alley. It has a residence, a living room and an open-air kitchen. Although small, it has everything.

Also, the house was clean.

This is seriously inconsistent with Blind Chen's personality.

"Have a drink."

After entering the yard, Blind Chen took Lu Renjia to the living room and personally poured him some water, which suppressed Lu Renjia's anger by half.

Seeing Lu Renjia calm down.

Blind Chen finally said, "I'm really not kidding."

"It's not just you. There were a lot of people getting married that day. There were two men who were not human."

"Do you believe what you said?" Lu Renjia asked back.

It's not 2004 or 2005. Back then, it was okay for people of the same sex to run around everywhere. But it's different now. Although he always keeps an eye on Zhang Qiling and Wu Xie.

However, he didn't dare to say it out loud.

This old man always says he will marry a man.

There were multiple people at the wedding, and the key point is that some of them were not human. This is not insanity.

[Even three-year-olds don’t believe it, haha! ]

[I only have a good temper. If I met someone else, I wouldn't know where this swindler is lying.]

Blind Chen frowned as he listened to Lu Renjia's intermittent complaints.

It turns out that he is not very good at making up nonsense to deceive people.

It’s also thanks to Lu Renjia being a bit stupid, otherwise there might be no money for food today.

"The world is full of wonders." Blind Chen touched the puppy at his feet and said, "Have you ever heard of the Temple of Marriage?"

Lu Renjia drank the water in one gulp and then placed the cup on the table.

"You calculated it again?"

Choked by Lu Renjia's words, Blind Chen coughed twice: "Ahem, no, it's a real legend. It is said that there is a marriage temple in the yellow forest."

"I met someone from the Marriage Temple."

"Both men and women will get married in it."

Lu Renjia's eyes moved slightly, "So magical?"

"Of course, it's a pity that this legend has not been confirmed so far. It seems that you are very lucky and may have encountered it." Blind Chen smiled.

Lu Renjia shook his head.

From the day I traveled through time to now.

He doesn't believe that he is a blessed man. It's almost as if there are traps everywhere.

"I am blessed? That's really embarrassing," Lu Renjia said as he touched the small dog sitting at the feet of Blind Chen, aiming directly at its mouth.

[Hmm? Finished? ]

[How come you eat so fast? I haven't even looked at the other half of the clue.]

Listening to Lu Renjia's words, Blind Chen shook his head: "As for luck, whoever uses it up first will leave first. Don't underestimate yourself. Bad luck is often part of luck."

Lu Renjia simply rolled his eyes.

"Thank you, your poisonous chicken soup is delicious."

[It's just empty talk. I, Lu Renjia, have done the poison. ]

"I won't ask you for the money anymore. Don't go out and cheat people again. If you meet someone like me, it's not a big deal. But if you meet someone else, it's not certain."

In the end, it's all nonsense.

Lu Renjia didn't want to argue any more with Blind Chen.

It’s just two hundred dollars. He can just go back and cry for two years.

Sighing, Lu Renjia stood up and walked out of the yard. Blind Chen did not try to keep him, but just listened quietly to the footsteps gradually fading away.

I estimated that more than ten minutes had passed.

There was no sound outside, so he picked up the little dog.

"Some people are just lucky. Their voices flow out and golden light protects them. But they have to do some underground things. Sooner or later, their luck will run out."

"Little sweetheart, we'll have meat for dinner today."

When the local dog heard Jiarou's words, he nodded repeatedly and kept rubbing Blind Chen's waist.

Under the gown, the sheath of a mahogany dagger inlaid with gold flashed.

Humming a little tune, the chair kept rocking.

Looking at the leaves floating into the courtyard, Blind Chen suddenly exclaimed: "These eyes are bright again."

When Lu Renjia returned to the hotel, he no longer saw Wu Xie and Fatty Wang. After asking the front desk, he learned that the two had already left.

Looking at the bustling crowd outside.

Lu Renjia fell into silence.

Or, beg from here to Qinling Mountains?