The Dark and Foolish King: The Fierce and Crazy Concubine Has Infinite Strength

Su Yu looked at her bed with some hesitation, but there was nothing he could do, so he had to take off his shoes and get on the bed.

"Thank you, Princess."

"Don't thank me, just take off your nightgown."

"Take off clothes? Why?" Su Yu showed a trace of embarrassment on his face.

In the dead of night, he ran into a girl's boudoir, climbed onto her bed, and took off his clothes?

This...what is this?

"Help you deal with them, hurry up, don't waste time." Lu Yanluo urged, stamping her feet anxiously.

Su Yu had no choice but to quickly take off his nightgown, revealing the snow-white undershirt underneath.

Lu Yanluo took the nightgown and held it in her arms. Before Su Yu could ask the reason, she heard knocks on the door.

Lu Yanluo yawned, her voice soft and sticky as if she hadn't woken up yet, "Who is it? Why are you knocking on the door in the middle of the night?"

Outside the door: "Princess, the patrolling brothers just found a man in black in the palace. This man is dressed in black and walking around the palace at night. He must be plotting something bad.

"After a chase just now, we saw him coming towards the princess's bedroom. Has the princess seen any trace of him?"

Lu Yanluo put the nightgown on her shoulders, bent down and covered Su Yu on the bed with the quilt, then stood up and untied the knots on both sides of the bed, letting the curtains hang down to cover the entire bed.

After she was done, she walked to the door, opened it, stuck her little head out, and grinned at the people outside, "Hey, everyone, thank you for your hard work."

The patrolman outside was startled and asked again: "Princess, have you seen the man in black? The man in black walking around the palace at night must be a dangerous person. Everyone in the palace is looking for him, so please be careful and guard against him."

"Ah?" Lu Yanluo pouted and scratched her head in embarrassment. "Did you alarm everyone in the palace? Why is it so exaggerated? I just wanted to have a midnight snack."

"What?" The person outside the door was confused. "What does this have to do with the princess's midnight snack?"

Lu Yanluo blushed and muttered softly: "Haven't you heard? This princess's teeth have been damaged recently. The imperial physician said it was because I ate too many sweets.

"In order to help me get rid of my habit of eating sweets, my royal brother has repeatedly told the servants that no sweets are allowed into my bedroom.

"I was really hungry tonight, so I... secretly went to the imperial kitchen to get some cakes."

The patrolmen were still puzzled, as if they were completely bewildered. "But what does this have to do with the men in black?"

“Ahem…” Lu Yanluo coughed guiltily twice and explained sheepishly, “Well, I wanted to eat sweets, but I was afraid that my brother would scold me if he knew, so I…put on my nightgown and went to the imperial kitchen to steal a plate of pea yellow.

"I thought I could do this without anyone noticing, but I ran into the patrolling brothers on the way back. I was afraid you would catch me and tell my brother, so I ran away all the way back."

"How could I have known that I was just trying to steal some cakes and you alerted everyone in the palace to arrest me? You are really going too far."

Lu Yanluo sounded aggrieved as she spoke, pouting her lips with a pitiful expression that looked like she didn't want to cry but was about to cry.

“……” The patrolmen were stunned, and a row of ellipsis appeared above their heads.

After a while, the leader confirmed incredulously, "Princess, you mean... that man in black is you?"

Lu Yanluo curled her lips and handed him the nightgown in her hand, "I thought I succeeded, I just took off the nightgown, who knew it would cause such a big commotion.

"When I heard that you were all out, I was so scared that I quickly told the truth. The brothers work so hard every day, how could I bear to let you work for nothing all night?"

The patrol leader took the nightgown and looked at it, wanting to cry but unable to. "Is it really you, the eldest princess? Princess, you are so naughty. Why are you running around in your nightgown in the middle of the night? You ran pretty fast, so many people couldn't catch up with you."

"I'm hungry and I want to eat something. It's all my royal brother's fault for not letting me eat sweets." Lu Yanluo muttered and complained, turned back into the house, picked up the pea yellow on the table and walked out the door.

"Come on, brothers, you have worked hard. What happened tonight is my fault. I will treat everyone to some snacks to apologize.

"This pea yellow is so sweet. I just stole it. Come and try it. Then go back to sleep."

The patrol leader sighed and took the whole plate of pea yellow. "The emperor doesn't allow you to eat it, of course he has his reasons. For the sake of the princess, let us serve the pea yellow for her."

Lu Yanluo's face turned green, and she looked at him with a pained look, "This... take it all away? Aren't you going to leave a piece for me?"

The patrol leader laughed, "How about we go ask the Emperor?"

Lu Yanluo waved her hands when she heard this, "No, no, no, if my brother knew that I was secretly eating snacks, he would definitely punish me to copy the Women's Sutra. Here, here, all for you. I don't want any of it. Just give me the clothes."

As she spoke, she took the nightgown from his hand. Su Yu would need it later when he went out, so he had to take it back.

Unexpectedly, the patrol leader threw the clothes to the brothers behind him and said righteously: "Princess, in order to prevent you from doing this again, I will confiscate the clothes."

Lu Yanluo's face changed, and she tried to grab it fiercely, "No, no, this is mine. I spent several nights to make it. Even though it doesn't fit me well, it's my hard work."

What the hell, how could he take the clothes away? She had to prepare for the future and explain the reason, so that he wouldn't see that the clothes were too different from her body shape and become suspicious.

The guard holding the nightgown shook the clothes and said with a smile, "How can a princess of such wealth do such rough work? Look at the way the clothes are sewn, they are a little too big for me. How confident are you of your height?"

"What do you care? If you don't want to give it to me, then don't give it to me! At worst, I can do another one, hum!" Lu Yanluo snorted, retreated into the house, and closed the door with a "bang".

It looks like he’s not coming back. I’ll have to think of another way to deal with this disgusting, stinky man.

"This girl has a bad temper." The guards' jokes were heard outside the door, and then the footsteps of the people leaving were heard, and the light of the torches gradually disappeared.

Lu Yanluo walked to the bed with her head hung, lifted the curtain, and looked at Su Yu who was sitting on the bed with a wronged look.

"The clothes are gone... and the pea yellow is gone."

Seeing her expression of distress, Su Yu inexplicably wanted to laugh and sighed, "You are not a good princess. How dare those servants talk to you like that."

Lu Yanluo sat down on the bed and said angrily, "It's all because of me. I'm usually too nice to them, so none of the servants in the entire palace are afraid of me. They don't even treat me as a princess."

Su Yu raised his eyebrows, thinking that this little princess really didn't have any airs at all.