The Dark and Foolish King: The Fierce and Crazy Concubine Has Infinite Strength

Xia Younan chuckled, playing with the hair that fell on his chest with her fingers, and said, "My husband, the day before yesterday you took me to explore the Shangshu Mansion at night. You climbed over such a high wall with just two kicks of your legs. You were so handsome."

"So what?" Lu Xiuyuan was confused.

"So, I want you to teach me Qinggong and practice internal strength." Xia Younan blinked and looked at him expectantly.

Lu Xiuyuan chuckled, "That's it?"

"Yes, you agreed?" Xia Younan's eyes lit up.

"No need to talk." Lu Xiuyuan uttered the two words heartlessly.

"..." Xia Younan was speechless and asked unhappily, "Why?"

Lu Xiuyuan curled his lips and complained aggrievedly: "You are already very good at boxing and kicking. You can beat people to death. If I teach you to learn Qinggong and cultivate internal strength, then how can I live?"

Are you kidding? He doesn't want to die young.

Xia Younan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and pestered him and acted like a spoiled child, "Oh, I won't hit you, I promise I won't hit you again in the future.

"Husband, good husband, just teach me. I'll become stronger and can help you with many things. At least I won't hold you back."

Lu Xiuyuan snorted coldly, turned his head away, and refused to compromise.

Xia Younan stared at his profile in silence for a moment, as if she had made some important decision. She gritted her teeth, put her red lips close to his ear, and whispered softly: "Teach me to learn Qinggong and cultivate my internal strength. Tonight... I will listen to you..."

Lu Xiuyuan's pupils shrank and his eyes instantly dilated, as if fireworks were blooming inside.

"Really?!" He looked at her flattered, his face full of excitement was too obvious, "Keep your word? Will you listen to me?"

The corners of Xia Younan's mouth twitched twice, and a large group of alpacas galloped past his head.

Mmp... Is this all he can accomplish?

"Aren't you afraid that I will hit you?" Xia Younan asked with a smile.

Lu Xiuyuan laughed heartily, "To die under the peony flowers, even as a ghost, is still romantic."

Compared with the conditions she offered, what did being beaten matter?

Xia Younan rolled his eyes, jumped out of his arms, rubbed his hands and said, "You're a man of your words. Come on, let's get started. Let's start with Qinggong."

How could Lu Xiuyuan be in the mood to teach her Qinggong now? His head was full of evil thoughts that he couldn't suppress. He looked at her, then raised his head to look at the sky where the sun was rising, pretending to be regretful.

"Alas, it's only morning, and there are still several hours until evening. What should I do if I can't wait any longer?"

"..."

Beast! Xia Younan cursed inwardly with gnashing teeth. But he had to bow his head under the eaves, so he turned around angrily and walked towards the room, reaching out to take off his clothes as he walked.

"Let's go, let's go now."

Damn, isn't it just that during the day? It's not like it hasn't happened before.

Lu Xiuyuan was so happy that he almost went crazy. He quickly stood up and ran towards her, picked her up by the waist, and ran towards the room happily.

"Your Highness!" Seeing that the door was just around the corner, the servant's call stopped Lu Xiuyuan in his tracks.

Lu Xiuyuan frowned and looked at the visitor with displeasure, "What are you doing? Can't you see that the prince and the princess have something to do?"

The servant bowed to him shyly and replied, "Your Highness, the Emperor is here."

Lu Shian? Lu Xiuyuan frowned even more.

It was strange. He had just finished his morning court session. Why did he have to come here? And he came at such an inappropriate time.

Xia Younan was happy, and kicked his legs to urge: "Okay, put me down quickly. The emperor must have important business to visit, you should go and see him quickly."

Lu Xiuyuan got angry when he saw her gloating expression. He glared at her fiercely, turned his head and looked at the servant and said, "Tell him I'm not at home and ask him to come back another day."

"This..." The servant's mouth twitched twice, and he reminded weakly, "Your Highness, that's the Emperor..."

"Lu Xiuyuan, are you getting a little too bold? You are committing the crime of deceiving the emperor." Xia Younan was helpless.

Is this bastard obsessed with sex? Let the emperor come another day?

Hearing what they said, Lu Xiuyuan seemed to feel that it was inappropriate. After thinking for a while, he said, "Then you ask him to wait in the hall for a while, and tell him that I will see him after I finish my work."

"Wait...how long?" The servant didn't know whether to laugh or cry. His prince was so arrogant that he actually let the emperor wait for him.

Lu Xiuyuan rolled his eyes and replied with a half-smile: "It will take at least two or three hours."

"Lu Xiuyuan!" Xia Younan twisted his arm, her face red all the way to her neck. After two or three hours, did this beast still want her to get out of bed?

"Let him wait, let's go back to the room." Lu Xiuyuan didn't say anything, he held her and walked forward two steps, raising his foot to kick the door.

"Cough cough!" At this moment, a cough that sounded deliberate came from behind them.

When Lu Xiuyuan and his wife heard the sound, they looked and saw Lu Shian, a man in plain clothes, appeared behind them at some point and was looking at them with a frown.

They looked at each other, and time seemed to stand still.

Xia Younan was the first to react. He pulled himself out of Lu Xiuyuan's arms and bowed to Lu Shian awkwardly, "Your Majesty, you are here?"

Lu Shian glanced at her, stared at Lu Xiuyuan unkindly, and said faintly: "Well, what's the matter, is the prince not at home, should I come another day, or should I go to the hall and wait for two or three hours?"

Lu Xiuyuan blinked guiltily, glanced at the door that was so close to him unwillingly, sighed, and walked towards him resignedly, "Tell me, Your Majesty, what brings you to my humble abode?"

Lu Shian rolled his eyes at him and didn't bother to argue with him. He walked to the pavilion in the courtyard and sat down. He poured himself a cup of tea, his eyes were a little evasive, as if he had encountered something that he was embarrassed to talk about.

Xia Younan noticed his look and asked all the servants to leave. Then he asked, "Your Majesty, there are only three of us here. Just tell me what you want to say."

"I... lost something, and I want Your Majesty to help me find it back." Lu Shi'an finally spoke after thinking for a long time.

"What is it? Why do you want me to find it?" Lu Xiuyuan asked curiously, and picked up the teacup and took a sip.

"The jade seal of the country."

"puff!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Xiuyuan spat out the tea in his mouth.

Lu Shian wiped the tea splashed on his face and smiled awkwardly, "Does it need to be so big?"

Lu Xiuyuan's eyes almost popped out of his head, and he raised his voice in disbelief, "What did you say? The imperial seal is lost?"

"Shh..." Lu Shian made a "hush" gesture to him, signaling him to speak in a lower voice.

Lu Xiuyuan was furious, and he pointed at him and complained, "You actually lost the imperial seal! Do you know what it is?"

The imperial seal is a symbol of the identity of the head of a country. Without the imperial seal, the emperor cannot issue an imperial edict, and he cannot be recognized by heaven and earth, and he cannot be considered a legitimate emperor.

Lu Shian has lost the throne!

Lu Shian was too guilty to look at him, and agreed awkwardly: "Yes, yes, you are right, so help me get the jade seal back."

Lu Xiuyuan was almost pissed off by him, and shouted angrily: "I have never seen an emperor lose his imperial seal. When did he lose it? How did he lose it?"

This idiot, he is unworthy of being an emperor to this extent.