The Dark and Foolish King: The Fierce and Crazy Concubine Has Infinite Strength

"The Lantern Festival is about to begin, let's go out and have fun." Xia Younan said excitedly, his eyes sparkling with excitement.

"Okay." Zenen stood beside her obediently, ready to join her.

Lu Xiuyuan was very upset. He grabbed his collar and pulled him aside. He hugged his wife and said domineeringly, "Brother-in-law, do you have any sense? We are going out on a date, why are you following us?"

Chan En's face was full of black lines, and he said angrily: "It's not safe outside with so many people. I have to protect my senior sister."

"Nonsense, do I need your protection when I'm here?" Lu Xiuyuan retorted disdainfully, taking out a large stack of banknotes from his arms and stuffing it into his hand.

"Here you go. Go to the circus and watch the big bear show its teeth."

“…” Zenen was speechless.

"Let's go!" After saying that, Lu Xiuyuan grabbed Xia Younan's hand and ran out as if he was afraid of any complications.

"Bye!" Xia Younan was worthy of being in the same group with Lu Xiuyuan, and he waved to the lonely Chan En unscrupulously.

That night, the ten-mile-long street was ablaze with lights and flowers.

The market was bustling with people, and the sound of hawkers selling lanterns could be heard one after another. Fireworks were constantly exploding in the sky, and the various lanterns made the streets as bright as day.

The streets were crowded with people, adults, children, and elderly men, all with happy smiles on their faces, carrying exquisite lanterns and walking through the crowd.

The roadsides are lined with lanterns, in rows and rows, colorful and each one more exquisite and beautiful than the other.

Big lanterns are hung in front of every house, Kongming lanterns are flying in the sky, lotus lanterns are floating in the river, and the whole world as far as the eye can see is occupied by lanterns. How can the word "spectacular" be used to describe it?

It was the first time that Xia Younan saw such a lively scene. He was shocked. His big dark eyes seemed brighter than the colorful lanterns.

"Oh my God, it's so beautiful! Is this really the human world?" She didn't even dare to blink and kept exclaiming in amazement.

Lu Xiuyuan held her hand and couldn't help but smile when he saw her happy. "Do you like it? I'll take you to have fun tonight, okay?"

"Okay!" Xia Younan smiled brightly.

"Let's go buy some lanterns first. Other girls have some, so my girl can't go empty-handed." Lu Xiuyuan pulled her to a stall selling lanterns on the roadside.

Behind the stall was a little girl with pigtails, about five or six years old, wearing a red dress, with fair and tender skin and delicate features.

Especially those big eyes, like two black grapes, so cute that people can't help but want to hug them.

"Oh my god, what a cute child!" Xia Younan exclaimed in amazement, looking at the child with red hearts in his eyes, "How can there be such a cute child in this world? He is like a doll."

Lu Xiuyuan glanced at her, then squatted down in front of the little girl, pinched her chubby little face, and called out, "My girl, my girl."

Xia Younan had a lot of question marks on his head, and asked in confusion: "Lu Xiuyuan, what are you yelling about? Where did you get such a big daughter?"

"Ah? Really?" Lu Xiuyuan had an expression of sudden enlightenment, pouted his lips, and murmured in disappointment and pain, "Oh, yes, I made a mistake, this is not my daughter, my daughter..."

He glanced at Xia Younan with resentment as he spoke, aggrieved, "She's not pregnant yet."

"Crack!" Xia Younan was petrified on the spot.

Lu Xiuyuan hadn't acted enough, staring at Xia Younan's flat belly, like a poor child without toys, "Alas, everyone else has a daughter, but I don't. Why am I so pitiful?"

"..." Xia Younan was sweating profusely, and the corners of his mouth were twitching violently.

Oh my god, did this man forget to bring his brain when he went out? What is wrong with him? Is it necessary to hint so obviously?

The little girl was confused by the two of them. She looked at them blankly, with little doubts written all over her big eyes.

Xia Younan blushed when she looked at him. She kicked Lu Xiuyuan who was still squatting on the ground and scolded him with a smile: "Okay, you drama queen, stand up quickly, you are so embarrassing."

Lu Xiuyuan stood up from the ground and watched her continue her performance with great interest, "Madam, when will my daughter get pregnant?"

"Get lost!" Xia Younan glared at him and ignored him. She smiled at the little girl and said, "Little sister, is this stall yours? Where are your parents?"

The little girl answered crisply, "It's mine. My mother went to the toilet and asked me to look after the stall. Sister, do you want to buy some lanterns?"

"Hey, buy some lanterns, sister." Xia Younan touched her head, looked at the various lanterns on the stall for a while, and picked up two exquisite fish-shaped lanterns.

"Little sister, how much are these two small fish lanterns?"

"Well... let me calculate." The little girl lowered her head and counted carefully on her fingers.

"Here!" Without waiting for her to calculate, Lu Xiuyuan took out a silver ingot and slapped it in front of her, saying generously, "This is enough to buy several stalls for you. I'm giving it to you, take it, my girl."

"..." Xia Younan was confused and speechless about this mentally ill man.

"Let's go!" Lu Xiuyuan ignored someone's disdainful look and pulled her to embark on the journey again.

Xia Younan handed him one of the lanterns and said unhappily, "Here you go, childish ghost."

Lu Xiuyuan took the lantern and couldn't stop smiling. "Haha, how can I be childish? I'm serious. My wife, I'm not a child anymore. When are you going to give me a child?"

Xia Younan rolled his eyes and said speechlessly, "What nonsense are you talking about? How old are you? What do you mean you are not young anymore?"

"I'm thirty!"

"How much?" Xia Younan exclaimed.

Lu Xiuyuan coughed guiltily and explained, "You'll be thirty in ten years. My dear, as the saying goes, a man is established at the age of thirty. We should have a child too."

"No, what does being independent at the age of thirty have to do with children?" Xia Younan was confused.

Lu Xiuyuan replied seriously, "At thirty, one should be able to stand on one's own feet. This means that by the age of thirty, one's son can stand on his own feet. Look, my son is still nowhere to be found. How can I not be anxious?"

After hearing his explanation, Xia Younan almost vomited blood.

Oh my god, it’s her fault for being so ignorant. This was the first time she heard the meaning of “being independent at the age of thirty”. In order to seduce her, Lu Xiuyuan could come up with all kinds of crooked ideas.

"Madam, madam, say something." She was so shocked that she was speechless. Lu Xiuyuan could no longer bear it and kept harassing her.

Xia Younan stared at him for a long time, and only managed to say: "There are still ten years left, there is no time to waste, don't worry!"

"Well, how can it not be delayed? She will still be pregnant for several years."

"Damn you! Is your child Nezha?" Xia Younan growled in unbearable pain and raised his fist to hit him.

Lu Xiuyuan laughed and ran away.

"You still dare to run? Stop right there, or I'll sew your mouth shut!" Xia Younan chased after him relentlessly.

The two people's laughter and playfulness echoed among the crowd, and the stars and the moon in the sky couldn't help but peeking out from the thin clouds, looking curiously at this beautiful scenery on earth.