After rebirth, I was bound to the academic system

Chapter 94: Killing the New Year Pig

I was so busy every day that I even forgot about the system publishing the information that the task was completed.

Ding

"Congratulations to the host for completing the task issued by the system: [Since the host got full marks in this final exam, the system rewards the host with money +2000 million, god-level cooking skills, and mastery of hacking skills]"

"Wow, Tongzi, you are so nice."

"I love you! I love you"

"The system has seen through its own host. It really is like Zhong Wuyan when there is something wrong and Xia Wushuang when there is nothing wrong. Its expression changes faster than turning the pages of a book. Looking at its fawning expression, I am really speechless."

"But what can I do when I am the one who chose the host to love me? What's more, he said he loved me and even gave me a heart gesture!"

"The system is arrogant and looks very satisfied."

"I can only say that there is such a love-brained system. I have no one else with such an IQ."

"Since I've done PUA to the system, it's becoming easier and easier to satisfy it."

"With a feeling of living for me, dying for me, and banging your head against a wall for me, love brain is really scary."

"But I love it so much. Another day of loving the system even more."

"When I was still in the narcissistic stage, the busy mornings started early in the morning."

"Early in the morning, before the sun came out, the house was already full of relatives and friends who came to help with the New Year pig slaughtering. My mother also had breakfast and drove to my grandparents' house early in the morning, saying that she would be back before dinner time."

"Today and tomorrow, everyone around here is slaughtering pigs for the Lunar New Year. Some families have already done it a few days ago."

"Dad took a few uncles to the pig pen. My family is going to kill two New Year pigs today. Looking at the two 500-pound New Year pigs being driven out of the pig pen, the two pigs together weighed about 1000 pounds. The people around were all in disbelief."

"How do we raise a pig? How can we raise a pig so big? In the past few decades, I have never heard of anyone raising a pig weighing 500 kilograms. Most people's pigs weigh more than 300 kilograms, and those weighing more than 400 kilograms are fed carefully. A big fat pig like ours weighing more than 500 kilograms is really unheard of."

"Do you think this is really smoke coming out of their ancestral graves? Then why didn't Jianguo's parents and my second brother's family say that they fed the New Year pig so fat?"

"It can only be said that the same person has different fates! The establishment of a country must be a genetic mutation. Not only are people's brains becoming smarter, but even the poultry and livestock they raise are different from ordinary people."

"Although the country now prohibits feudal superstition and loves science, for people like them, seeing is believing, and they also know that some things may not be solved by science. The changes in our family and the changes in Zhen's middle school must be a secret that no one else can know."

"Everyone is wondering in their hearts, when will they be favored by fate? God, all the gods, please look at us! As long as you can give me the power to go to heaven and earth, I will do whatever you want me to do."

"Of course, for the timid like us: as long as it's not something that harms the world or causes murder or arson, everything can be discussed."

"I don't care about the little thoughts of the people around me."

"Everyone had a clear division of labor. A group of people were setting up the stove, lighting the fire and boiling water to prepare to scald the pig hair, while my father and other strong laborers were preparing to tie the New Year pig to the pig-killing stool and give it a quick kill with one knife."

"With my father as a strongman, the people around helping to hold down the New Year pig felt much more relaxed. They watched the white knife go in and the red knife come out, and there was a big basin full of pig blood. Soon, it would definitely be another big meal. Who would care about the New Year pig that they have already abandoned at this time?"

"Some people were processing the hair of this New Year pig, and my father and his team were killing the second New Year pig. The same operation was used, and there was strength in numbers. When the first New Year pig was shaved cleanly and cut into pieces, the aunts and wives who came to help were already preparing the dishes for the butchering. The whole yard was unusually lively, with people coming in and out, busy all the time."

"We all want to prepare this feast as soon as possible. Every year, everyone is greedy for the pig-killing dishes. The smell is really delicious and makes people dizzy."

"Not to mention: for this pig-killing meal, I took out a lot of seafood, vegetables and fruits from my space. One is to celebrate the good grades that my three siblings have achieved in the class, and the other is to congratulate my parents for taking another step forward in their careers."

"Who in the village usually slaughters pigs? The people who come to help with the slaughtering of pigs gather together for a meal, so there is no big banquet like before. Although our family's thoughts are simple, just a casual meal together, but in our place, if you set up a few tables for a banquet, you have to accept gifts."

"But the pig-killing meal is different. If someone comes to help your family, then it's okay for the whole family to come and eat. If no one comes to help, then you won't feel comfortable coming to eat for free."

"But how should I put it? There are still quite a lot of people coming to help with the slaughter of the pig, plus our family and grandparents, my second uncle's family and my grandfather. If I count carefully, including the elderly and children, there are ten people at a table, so that means five or six tables."

"Fortunately, we have these aunts and uncles to help, otherwise, when will we be able to prepare meals for so many people?"

"I think at this rate, we won't be able to eat the butchering pig dishes at noon, and we'll have to eat dinner in the afternoon. There's nothing we can do about it. Since we confirmed last night that we're going to butcher the New Year pig and have the butchering pig dishes today, my parents have already decided on today's menu. But it's too sudden, and we don't have time to prepare the butchering pig dishes, so we can only move it to the evening."

"There are 12 dishes on the table, including cold dishes, meat dishes, seafood dishes, vegetarian dishes and soup. It all takes effort and time."

"Before noon, my mother drove over to pick up my grandparents and uncle, adding a few more laborers."

Since there are fifty or sixty people eating, we use a large bamboo tube to steam the rice. Now some ladies are soaking the rice, and then taking it out after it is cooked one or two minutes, so that they can steam the rice. This is our daily operation here. In the era when there were no electric rice cookers, this was the daily routine of every household.

"As soon as the car stopped, my mother rushed to help."

"Grandpa, grandma, uncle, aunt, I haven't seen you for a long time. I missed you so much. Seeing grandpa and his family walking into the yard, I greeted them warmly."

"You are becoming more and more sweet and talkative."

"Grandpa has been proud of me and a little afraid of me since I taught him the secret book of metaphysics. It was not until he entered this industry that he realized that he was ignorant and fearless before, but now he realizes how insignificant he feels when facing me, and that I can easily suppress him. Even if I restrain the aura around me, he still feels that I am more important than Mount Tai. As expected, in the martial arts, the king is respected, and there is no seniority. But seeing that I am still the same, at least he is still very happy in his heart. Having such a powerful granddaughter and such a strong son-in-law and his family, it is all because of the merits that their Liu family accumulated in the previous life, which allowed him to change himself in this life. Even if he goes to the underworld and meets his ancestors, he will be an existence that brings honor to the family."

"I can't think about it anymore. During this period of time, even if he was sleeping, he would be woken up by laughter. Although he was learning new knowledge every day, he was in such a good mood that everything he saw was more pleasing to the eye."

"After chatting for a while, grandpa and grandma, along with some older uncles and grandfathers, sat by the stove, cracking melon seeds, eating fruit, and watching TV. Little Youzi was in a leisurely mood."

"Everyone is busy. Some are cutting vegetables, some are washing vegetables, some are making fire, and some are processing pork. After sorting out the pork to be eaten today, some are helping to cut the pork into strips, smearing salt on them and marinating them for a few days before starting to make bacon."

"Luckily, my parents came back at the right time, otherwise the smoked bacon would have to wait until the 30th day of the twelfth lunar month."

"The older sister and younger brother were also greeting their good friends while eating fruit snacks. Sometimes they would help the adults by running errands, getting things, and having a lot of fun."

"And what am I doing? I'm busy cleaning up the inventory in the space. I've been stockpiling some supplies in the space from time to time before. Not only have I stockpiled various melon seeds, peanuts, walnuts, macadamia nuts, mountain pits, peach cashews... I've also stockpiled some of those, and also some various beverages and alcoholic beverages..."

"Not to mention the fruits hanging in the space. Taking this opportunity, I'd like to consume more. If I can't finish them, should I sell them? I think it's a pity. I'm also afraid of being targeted by others. Even if you are good at kung fu, you are afraid of the kitchen knife! After all, do tigers also take naps? It's better to be low-key. Isn't it nice to share these things with your relatives and friends? We are all related, and maybe one day some of them will have genetic mutations! Not to mention that many fruits have not appeared in our remote areas. Even if we give them food, they will just think it's delicious and won't think of anything else?"

"For my grandfather and my family who knew the inside story, they all kept silent. They just ate it and that was it. Why would they pursue so much? For such a spiritual fruit full of spiritual energy, they were lucky to taste so much deliciousness. They are not stupid. Are they still exposing their family members?"

"Looking at the fruits hanging in the space, I found that the varieties are still not complete. The Sunshine Rose that I liked to eat before my rebirth will not appear on the market for several years. Even this grape variety developed by Japan at the earliest, the export quantity is quite small. I can't find a place to get it now, so I can only wait and see."

"There are also some durian, coconut, mango, longan... some other fruit varieties. I should go to Guangdong someday and buy some more tropical fruit trees to enrich my space. When I mention Guangdong, I miss Guangdong's roast duck and roast goose, as well as pig's feet and pork porridge, various morning tea desserts... Many of these delicacies make me salivate. I can't stop thinking about them. I can't stop drooling if I think about them anymore, not to mention the delicacies in so many provinces and cities across the country. Wait for me, I will definitely eat you all into my stomach, and then I will hoard these girls in my space, and eat them whenever I want. It's nothing like it is now?"

"If I don't have some self-control, I'll go crazy thinking about these delicacies. Isn't that exaggerated? But for me who can eat without gaining weight, I think that delicious food is the only thing in the world that cannot be missed. If one meal can't solve the problem, then I'll have two meals."

"Life is all about eating, drinking, defecating and sleeping. At most, we can sublimate it a little bit to the spiritual level. Even for me who can fast for a short period of time, I would say: There are so many long years and so many delicious foods waiting for you to enjoy. If you throw them aside, wouldn't you be a fool?"

“Wild boars cannot eat fine bran”

"I took out apples, tangerines, bananas, lychees, longans, pears, some melon seeds, snacks, drinks, and even some red wine, white wine, and beer."

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