Hunter x Hunter: Kurama joins the Phantom Troupe

"Why did you think of looking for me~" (Xia Ke)

The knight rubbed Ace's head.

Ace slapped the knight's hand away.

"What are you doing... there are so many people here." (Ace)

"Who told Xiaodi and Machi to have their own things to do..." (Ace)

"Wow, I'm the substitute." (Knight)

The knight took Ace's wrist and led her forward, jokingly.

"Really? You change so much when you're alone with me..." (Ace) [Very quietly]

"By the way, why did you come to this town?" (Knight)

"I heard that the 14th Hunter Association President will be selected through an election. You don't want to participate, do you?" (Knight)

"Just kidding... I don't have the time for that." (Ace)

"I need to find someone to help me find something." (Ace)

"Why is it so troublesome? Can't you just come to me? →_→" (Knight)

"Okay, then please ask our Spider Brain to help me find the knife I lost in NGL." (Ace)

"Just ignore what I said..." (Knight)

"The broken sword is in my hand, hehehe." (The voice of the knight)

……

In order to elect the next president through election, President Netero summoned the top leaders of the Hunter Association, the Twelve Hunters, before his death.

The Twelve Hunters are twelve outstanding hunters whose strength or ability is recognized by the president. In addition to entrusting them with the management of the association when there is something going on, President Netero will also ask them to accompany him in his spare time. The president also gave each member a code name. Almost everyone who admires the president will change their name, character, and personality to match the code name. Of course, there are exceptions...

Zi and Hai...

Rat Pariston, Vice President of the Hunter Association

Ugly Ox Micai Ishistrom (Why did the old thief give me such a long name? Is it going to tire a dedicated fan fiction author like me to death?) Two-star crime hunter

Tiger Guanxi Treasure Hunter Bodyguard

Rabbit Piyou Ancient Book Hunter Linguist

Chen Long, Porter White, three-star terrorist hunter

Snake, Gail, Poison Hunter, Coroner, Pharmacist

Wu Ma Saqiu Two-star Trouble Hunter

Wei Yang Yintai sneak attack hunter (sneak attack hunter? What the hell is this?)

Monkey Journey to the West Bounty Hunter

Rooster Crook Plant Hunter

Dog Qiduo Three Star Difficult Problem Hunter

Pig Gold.Fulishi Two-star Ruin Hunter

……

At this moment, the twelve hunters have gathered together, except for a dead rat.

Wei Yang Yinda is still crying for the president's passing.

"President!" (Gintama)

The Rooster Crook next to him shouted directly:

"Gintama, you're so noisy! Shut up!" (Crook)

"I thought all the twelve zodiac signs would be here, but now it seems that the rat is not here." (Micah Istrom)

"The vice president is still very busy even at this time." (Piyou)

Anyone with a normal brain can see that the Rat is really not popular.

"It's because of this time that he's so busy. I think he must be canvassing for votes everywhere." (Gailu)

"This time even the latecomer Jin has arrived. Haozi is such a bastard." (Journey to the West)

"What do you mean by 'even'? Be careful or I'll beat you up, monkey." (Jin)

"Try it, you idiot." (Journey to the West)

"I still can't accept it. Why didn't the president ask us to deal with it?" (Porter Bai)

"I agree. Nobu and Mo Laowu are totally wasted." (Kansai)

"That's not how the idiom "overqualified for a job" is used. You wanted to participate in the hunt, didn't you?" (Qido)

"The president said he would make the decision with us... let's just wait until everyone is here." (Satsuma)

[Oh my god, this dialogue has so many words, almost 600, I can write a whole chapter about it, so happy.]

Just then, the door opened and a young blond rat, ugh, man in a suit walked in.

This person is Pariston.

"Hey everyone, sorry for the wait." (Parriston)

Pariston felt no guilt for being late. He walked to the table very naturally and moved to the main seat.

"I'm so busy with Dongguotu's affairs. It's really a headache, hahahaha." (Parriston)

"All right." (Micah Istrom)

Pariston looked at everyone with a smile on his face.

"Next, let's discuss the election..." (Parriston)

"Wait! How can you take it for granted that you can host the event?" (Kansai)

"Ah, after all, I am the vice president, and I am capable of summarizing everyone's opinions. In terms of seniority, Mr. Porter White is the first choice, and in terms of executive ability, Miss Peter is the first choice. Both of them are indeed better than me, so... who will host it?" (Parriston)

Illiterate Kansai is silent...

"..." (Kansai)

"I don't need to, you'll mess things up anyway." (Qiduo)

"I agree." (Porter White)

"Well, let's get back to the point." (Paris Stone)

Just when everyone thought the meeting would go on smoothly, Pariston dropped another bomb...

"Well, I have a proposal. I recommend myself to be the next president. Let's not hold the election." (Parriston)

The moment the words fell...

A black snake slithered from Gailu's sleeves to his eyes, and except for Jin and Pariston, the other twelve members looked at him fiercely...

"I'll kill you... you little bastard..." (All twelve members)

[Everyone, I suddenly have an idea. The ten heavenly stems and twelve earthly branches, if you remove the rat and the pig from the twelve earthly branches, they represent the ten heavenly stems?]

[All twelve zodiac signs: Bloody eyes spread, waiting for the mouse to catch the tail juice.]

Pariston's expression remained unchanged.

"How terrifying! Everyone calm down. This is to save manpower and resources." (Pariston)

"No one here will vote for you." (Gailu)

"11 votes... all of you together can only vote 11. This time, all hunters have to participate." (Parriston)

"But do you know how many hunters there are in the association? President Netero is too strong. He can't care about the feelings of a weak person like me. The same goes for everyone here. But if it were me, I could..." (Parriston)

"Those weaklings you mentioned have long been your slaves in the Association. Tell me how much benefit have you received from them, Prince of Introduction Fee?" (Piyou)

"Oh no, you misunderstood me. That's all public money." (Pariston)

Listening to Paris's hypocritical arguments, Mizar Ishtom finally couldn't hold back any longer...

"Eighteen people, do you know what this means?" (Micah Istrom)

"That's the number of hunters who have been missing in the three years since you became vice president. Before that, the average number of missing hunters was only 0.6 per year. That was Jin, but he just showed up after a while." (Michai Istrom)

"Now... it is ten times..." (Micah Istrom)

This statement clearly implies that Pariston is using his power to eliminate dissidents...

"This is a really sad number. I believe that the number will decrease when I become the president." (Parriston)

Mitsuomu stood up and walked in front of Pariston. At this moment, Jin, who had kept his microphone mute throughout the whole process, started to speak.

"I want to participate..." (Kim)

"I will inherit the president's legacy..." (Kim)

The whole audience was shocked...

"We don't want to choose these two people!" (Voices of all 12 teams)

……

"Wow, Mr. King, your son seems to be in danger." (Pariston)

"I guess so." (Kim)

Pariston leaned slightly in King's direction, continuing his provocation.

"I wanted to go see my son, but if he died I would have wasted my time." (Parriston)

Jin turned his head and raised the corner of his mouth...

"You go, that kid won't die." (Jin)

……

Qi Duo proposed to decide the election by drawing lots...

Each of the twelve people wrote a plan and put it in the box, and the third party, the secretary of the president, Dou Mian Ren, drew lots.

The winning plan is the gold one...

[It was premeditated and arranged by Jin.]

1. Every hunter is both a candidate and a voter

2. The voter turnout must be more than 16% to win the election. If not, the number of voters is reduced to . If not, it will be halved and the cycle will repeat.

3. If the number of voters is less than %, the result will be invalidated.

4. Real-name voting

5. The person in charge of this election is Kim Fulisi

The last point is a smokescreen... to make the twelve zodiac signs ignore the main point of the fourth point and think that this is a concession made by Jin...

……

The 13th Hunter Election...

There are 662 members in total...

Members will cast their votes under the supervision of three senior executives at the Hunter Association's headquarters building.

Voting started smoothly...

However, a special person also came to "vote".

Hisoka, who had been banned by the author for more than fifty chapters, walked up with a seductive step.

"Can I throw it in?" (Hisoka)

Guanxi was angry and scolded people...

"It's really surprising. I didn't expect a perverted killer to come to this kind of event. I thought you would have no interest in such mundane activities." (Kansai)

"85 points..." (Hisoka's inner voice)

"That's right, I'm not interested." (Hisoka)

"Look... it's a blank sheet of paper..." (Hisoka)

Hisoka shook out the ballot paper.

"So what are you doing here?" (Gintama)

"90 points..." (Hisoka's inner voice)

"Is the guy named Jin here? If he is, I want to talk to him." (Hisoka)

"That guy has already left. He said that the next time he comes is for the next election. Now that you know it, take your waste paper and leave quickly." (Piyou)

"77 points..." (Hisoka's inner voice)

"Is that so?" (Hisoka)

Hisoka dropped his ballot, walked to his seat and sat down, watching the hunters line up...

"You're an eyesore! Get out of here!" (Kansai)

Hisoka remained unmoved, snorted coldly and turned his head away.

"He's probably giving grades." (Gintama's thoughts)

“10分 20分 45分 10分 2分 50分 30分……”（西索心声）

Just like the fruit trees that the farmers had worked so hard to cultivate didn't produce any fruit, Hisoka sighed...

"Even professional hunters are only this good. It seems that it was right to keep that guy and continue playing." (Hisoka's inner voice)

"Next time, I'll find my target among the twelve zodiac signs..." (Hisoka's inner voice)

Just then, a figure walked in...

"95 points!" (Hisoka's inner voice)

"Hi." (Ilmi)

It was Ilmi who disguised himself with the mind needle.

Before the two of them could exchange pleasantries, Piyou's sarcastic voice rang out from the voting area...

I turned around and saw Ace in men's clothing...

[Men's skin returns for a limited time]

"Hey, the president's favorite is also running for president?" (Piyou)

"What do you mean?" (Ace)

"The president upgraded you to one star a few months ago when you just became a hunter... Hehe..." (Piyou)

"Is that true?!" (Ace)

"98 points..." (Hisoka's inner voice)

……

[Spoof of the Brigade's short play: "Brigade's Summary of This Season"]

The following is a summary of the titles that the team members have obtained based on their internal evaluation, three for each person:

Team leader Kuroro: "Best AFK King", "Little Running Expert", "Fans Screaming Harvester"

Nobunaga No. 1: "Silver Medal King of Frustration", "One Hundred Percent of Cutting Off the Line", "One Hundred Percent of Getting Hit in the Back"

Feitan No. 2: "Meteor Street Night Watchman", "Sun Planting Kid", "King of Dissing"

Machi No. 3: "Gold Medal Nanny", "Best Support in the Group", "Opponent Welfare Bureau"

Ace No. 4: "Gold Medal King of Defeat", "Unbeatable Legend", "Maggie's Wallet"

No. 5 Finks: "The best warm man", "super girly heart", "bone setting master"

Knight No. 6: "War Eagle God", "Spider Brain", "Sunshine Boy"

Franklin No. 7: "Gold Medal Shooter", "Mobile Turret", "Invisible Man"

Number 8 Xiaodi: "The moment of social death", "Golden logistics", "The group's favorite"

No. 9 Parker Noda: "Sunshine Sister", "Silver Medal Logistics", "Life and Death"

No. 10 Peeling Lev: "Astronomical Miracle", "The Voice of the Brigade", "It's Not About Friendship Injury"

Eleventh Wo Jin: "Life and Death", "Best Extra", "Hate Attractor"

KuBi No. 12: "Best Tool Man", "Best Poor Man", "Long Legs Against Heaven"