Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

"What kind of server is this? The latency is too high!!"

"Also, show me my handsome face. I don't want to be a hero saving a beautiful girl with this disfigured face!"

A red light flashed by, like the special effects light on the stage, and Star-Lord "restored his beauty".

He first cleared his throat, and his deliberately deep voice seemed a little funny in this tense atmosphere. Then he rearranged his posture, slightly spread his legs, leaned forward, pointed the elemental gun at Thanos, and warned seriously: "Ahem, stay away from Gamora! Thanos!!"

He looked like a young boy who was just starting out but was eager to show off.

Gamora: "Peter! Don't come over here!"

Thanos saw the interaction between the two and suddenly realized something with a strange tone:

"Oh...it's my boyfriend."

"Uh... Actually... We haven't..."

Star-Lord started to explain for some reason, but was interrupted.

"Thanos!!! Aaaaaaah!!!"

A terrifying roar came from behind Star-Lord, and a man's voice came out of "Proxima Midnight"'s mouth. The rough roar formed a sharp contrast with her originally feminine appearance. "She" yelled and ran past Star-Lord, her steps were hurried, raising a cloud of dust, and pounced on Thanos, waving her hands in the air, as if she wanted to eat Thanos alive.

"Destroyer! Wait!!"

Seeing this, Star-Lord hurriedly stretched out his hand to him, his face full of anxiety.

Drax seemed to hear nothing in the air. He flew like a cannonball: "Ahhh, I can't stand it anymore!! For my wife! My daughter!!"

"Thanos! Die!"

Boom! Bang! Boom! Crash!

For a moment, all kinds of loud noises intertwined together, and purple light came like a raging tsunami. Just before the energy wave of the Power Stone touched Drax's body, suddenly, a dazzling golden light appeared out of thin air like a stroke of genius and quickly enveloped the other party.

With a "crack" sound, the golden shield disappeared like a broken eggshell, and Drax returned to Star-Lord's back in a parabolic trajectory.

???

He got up from the ground covered in dust. There was a blank look on his face at first, as if his brain had not yet recovered from the thrilling experience. Then, when his consciousness returned, Drax patted his body and jumped up and down on the spot.

He grinned:

"I'm fine? Hahaha! Look! Man, I'm fine!!!"

“Nothing hurt—!”

Drax laughed and turned around on the spot with his arms open, showing off to Star-Lord like an idiot from the next village.

Star-Lord looked at him, his mouth twitching, and he complained on the spot:

"Nothing unharmed! Big brother, do you have any hair, please?"

Drax, who had sunbathed his front teeth, immediately withdrew them.

"Well....."

With an expression of dismay on his face, Star-Lord looked at the Destroyer with helplessness in his eyes: "Still, still unscathed, it seems you are cultured, right?"

.......

In the invisible crowd, Xingyun rolled his eyes and whispered: [idiot.]

[I am Groot!] The little tree man opened his small eyes, stretched out his little arms, and a big white flower bigger than his head slowly blossomed on the thin branch.

The flower is as white as snow, and its petals are tender and juicy.

Groot picked the flower, held it high in his hand and shook it, muttering:

"I'm Groot! I'm Groot!"

Rocket's ears were annoyed by the noise of the little guy. He frowned and raised his hand to hit Groot on the head. The action was a bit doting and a bit helpless.

Groot sensed his intention and cleverly grabbed the other's ear first, then used his hands and feet to climb onto Rocket's head in a few seconds. He waved the white flower in his hand towards the man standing next to Rocket and continued to mutter:

"I am Groot..."

Seeing Groot's persistence, the man smiled and looked calm, and gently took the flower. "It's just a small favor, you're welcome."

Lin Ze took a look at the flower in Zhongli's hand and recognized it immediately.

Poof, it’s actually a flower.

...

Star-Lord stopped Drax who tried to charge again. He raised his gun and faced Thanos: "What was I going to say just now? Yes! In fact, I am a famous Titan killer, working all year round, with zero bad reviews! You'd better listen to me, or I will beat your rotten chin that looks like a big ass into pieces!"

"I'll say it three times: Stay away from Gamora! Thanos!!"

Thanos was silent and Gamora was helpless.

I was so frustrated after watching "Ebony Maw" for a long time.

"I've had enough!"

Ebony Maw yelled, and the next moment, he turned back into Loki:

"How long are you going to continue this nonsensical comedy of family ethics?"

As if sending some kind of signal, Lin Ze withdrew the power of the reality gem and dispelled all the disguises around him.

The alien spaceships, alien monsters, and the Four Dark Generals are all fake.

Some of them are just resistance forces that rushed to Titan from Earth to help Wangsheng Hall improve its performance.

Looking at himself surrounded by the crowd, Thanos reacted.

Ebony Maw and the others did not betray him, but failed.

"I told you, you can't kill him."

Lin Ze said to the angry Loki.

"Almost! I was almost there just now!" Loki was not convinced: "What kind of scene where someone tries to assassinate Thanos but ends up having his neck broken, that won't happen. I'm the god of trickery, how can a god die so easily?"

Among those present, Thor was the most supportive: "Yes, Loki is very capable. If it wasn't for the shortcoming, he would have almost succeeded!"

other people:......

Loki was furious: "Shut up, idiot Thor!"

"Oh well."

Thor shrugged and obediently returned to silence.

"Tsk, I just said you have a brother complex. Hey, I remember there was a saying that those who show off their affection will die sooner."

The complaints from the crowd made Thor furious.

"Who?!"

Under the pressure of Thor's gaze, the crowd retreated together, leaving only one person behind.

"Damn!! How come the great Deadpool is one step slower again!!"

Deadpool held his forehead and smiled bitterly.

"It's all because Spider-Man was too enthusiastic last night. Deadpool's legs are still weak now."

Swish! Everyone's eyes were focused on Peter.

Spider-Man's handsome face under the mask instantly turned red, and he even stuttered when he spoke. Seeing that everyone was looking at him, he quickly explained: "Captain! Mr. Tony... Traveler, you... everyone, don't listen to Wade's nonsense!"

"I just hung him from the bedroom ceiling with spider silk all night yesterday!"

!!!

Seeing that everyone's eyes became more shocked, Peter was a little confused.

Xingqiu: It can be seen that the invention of punctuation marks is extremely important to the world.

"I know this is wrong...but he sneaked into my room last night and attacked me, and I couldn't help myself..."

Peter was still explaining the whole thing.

Ned stopped him: "Stop it, man."

''ah?"

"Besides, both of your children are about to be born."

“W——What?!!”