Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

Let's go back one hour.

Paimeng, who originally just wanted to drink some hot water but accidentally ate a snack, suddenly shivered all over.

“(Trembling~) It’s so strange, I always feel like there are a lot of people talking about me in secret.”

"Hiccup~"

......

【Aircraft autopilot】

The captain took a sip of whiskey and then put the bottle in his pocket, reminding his employer in a 'kind' way.

"It's a bit windy today. Only an experienced pilot like me would dare to take off in this weather, so if you want to jump out of my plane."

The captain slightly opened his misty eyes and stretched out a hand to the man in the red leather jacket in front of him: "You have to pay more."

"Aha!"

"Honestly, you are the first person who dares to ask Deadpool for money. Honestly, I admire your courage, brother."

"But if you want to pluck hair from Deadpool, you have to ask my brothers for permission first."

After saying that, Deadpool grabbed the bearded captain's shoulder with such force that it was like an iron clamp, causing the other party to gasp in pain.

Deadpool turned his head and quickly glanced at the cabin, then returned his gaze to the captain.

"Hehe, let me show you our team's ultimate killer weapon!"

Beads of sweat oozed out of the captain's forehead. He looked at the man in front of him who was taller than him and couldn't help swallowing nervously.

Before taking off, he knew that the people this guy brought were basically people with super powers. All people with super powers were not easy to deal with, let alone the one who was called the "ultimate killer".

For a moment, the captain couldn't help but regret his suggestion to add money.

The man in red leather jacket who clamped his shoulder pointed into the cabin and then waved.

There was a soft "thump" sound, and the person who was called over stomped his foot suddenly as if to vent his anger.

The captain shuddered, and his tone and attitude softened immediately:

"Brother, let's talk. It's not easy for me to run a small business. We agreed before that it would only take 15 minutes, but you see it's already o'clock. I've been flying here for more than two hours. Where's the fleet? I haven't seen a single one! You have to compensate me for the fuel."

However, it was too late for the captain to surrender, as the "ultimate killer weapon" was moving very fast, and its footsteps seemed to be stepping on his heart step by step.

Cold sweat streamed down his forehead. He regretted that he should not have provoked these guys with super powers. He should have just shut up and continued flying!

As the captain thought this, he wailed in his heart.

However, at the moment when the captain was in torment, the "big killer" appeared in front of him in small steps.

"Mr. Hong Dongdong, are you here to play with Keli?"

The captain's eyes widened instantly after seeing the appearance of the weapon. Before boarding the plane, he saw a little girl with a schoolbag on her back. At that time, he did not pay too much attention to the little girl. After all, he had seen people taking children to the battlefield, and this scene was not too uncommon.

"Brother, are you kidding me? 'The ultimate killer'? That's it?"

"She's not even as tall as the back of my cockpit seat."

Deadpool snorted and put a finger on the bearded captain's lips. "Ah, ah, ah, so superficial. Believe me, you won't last even a minute under her hands."

After saying that, Deadpool squatted down and waved to the little girl who was looking around curiously and touching things in the cab.

\"Hi~Kelly~\"

Hearing the man calling her name, the little girl blinked her beautiful big eyes and walked to Deadpool.

"Is there anything I can help you with, Kelly?"

"Wow, this place is so beautiful. There are so many things that Klee has never seen before!"

Klee’s little face was rosy and very cute. She looked up at Deadpool in confusion.

"Mr. Red Dong Dong?"

"Oh~ Mr. Hong Dongdong, I like this name. Look at you and me. We are the same color. We are really destined to be together."

"Your name is Collie? Crepe? Then I'll call you Cookie. Sweet and crunchy, my favorite."

Deadpool pinched his throat and lowered his voice, and spoke to the little girl in a serious and earnest tone: "My dear little sweetie, Mr. Red Dongdong needs your help now. Do you see this evil bearded uncle?" (pointing)

(Wait! How did I become evil?) (Background sound)

Klee followed Deadpool's finger and saw the captain with a surprised look on his face. She tilted her head, then turned and looked at Deadpool with a puzzled look.

"Mr. Hong Dongdong, you said the uncle is a bad guy?"

(No, I’m not a bad person. Hey! Don’t teach bad things to children, you bastard!)

Deadpool shook his head with regret under Klee's pure gaze: "What a pity! He is not a bad guy in the usual sense. He is just an 'evil' person to Mr. Red Dongdong."

"He actually wants to increase the money at the last minute! He also said that if we don't pay, he won't let us fight crime. So, sweetie, Mr. Red Dongdong needs you now. He needs you to use your 'cruel' trick to deal with him!"

(Exaggerated tone)

Deadpool made various exaggerated body movements with an exaggerated expression and pushed Klee next to the captain's seat.

"Quick, use your cute way of killing people for free to get him!"

After saying that, Deadpool turned around and left the cockpit, leaving Klee and the captain looking at each other in bewilderment.

Kelly blinked, she still looked confused.

The captain looked at Keli in front of him with a somewhat stiff expression. He had no experience dealing with children. I wonder if this little girl will cry later...

"Um, uncle?"

\"Huh?\" The captain scratched his beard awkwardly, and accidentally pulled out two of his beards: "Oh sweetheart, don't be afraid, I'm definitely not a bad person, don't listen to what that guy said just now."

"Yeah. Uncle is not a bad person. Keli believes you!"

Klee nodded seriously. "When I got on the plane, the uncle gave Klee a gift. Klee remembers it! So the captain is definitely not a bad person!"

The captain immediately felt a little flattered. He was just worried that the child would make noise when boarding the plane, so he just stuffed two candies into the little girl's hand. He didn't expect to gain the other party's trust.

\"Haha, you're so cute.\"

The captain rubbed Kelly's little head carefully.

The little girl smiled shyly after being praised. "Mr. Hong Dongdong just said that the captain would charge extra. Well, Klee knows that she has to pay for things she buys, for delicious food she eats, and for repairing things that are damaged. The captain took Klee to play on the plane, so she must have paid for that, too."

"But Keli has no money, and Kaiya, who came with me, doesn't have any money either."

Keli lowered her head, and said with some distress and shame: "Because Keli secretly pulled Kaiya out of the house temporarily, we can't pay the captain uncle now."

"So, Klee decided to give her precious treasure to the captain!"

After saying that, Klee took out a round, cute red and white toy with small ears from her backpack and handed it to the captain.

"This is the ultrasonic timed bomb that Klee has just developed. Even the great Mr. Tony has praised it highly."

Klee put the Boom Bomb in the captain's arms.

"Brother Bennett said that this time we are going to rescue a big brother named Russell from the bad guys. He was kidnapped and hurt by the bad guys."

"Kelly wants to drive away all the bad guys and protect brother Russell, so Captain, can you please not drive away Kelly, brother Bennett, sister Walnut, brother Kaia, Mr. Red Dongdong, Mr. Peter, and the other brothers, sisters, and uncles?"

"Kelly assured the captain that they were all good people who were going to rescue big brother Russell!"

Kelly blinked her big eyes, and her watery eyes were full of anticipation.

"Oh, captain, please! Please, please, please - help Klee!"

Klee clasped her hands together and looked at the captain with pleading eyes.

【I bought cakes!!!】

The captain suddenly covered his chest.

\"Uh...uh...I...I'll think about it.\"

At this moment, the hardest part of this bearded man's body is probably his mouth, which is used to speak.

But even though he said he was considering it, his heart had already melted at the girl's lovely request.

If Professor X were present, he would definitely be able to hear the captain's inner scream at this moment.

【God, don't look at me like that!】

[I can’t do it anymore, I can’t do it anymore! ]

[My little heart....help, this is so cute! ]

Kelly waited for a while, and seeing that the captain's expression was becoming increasingly strange, she began to feel lost and lowered her head.

[oH!NO! What happened! Look what you did! You broke her heart! ]

Seeing the girl lowering her head and looking sad, self-blame and guilt instantly swept through the captain's mind.

He fumbled in his pocket in a hurry, took out a jelly bean and handed it to the little girl hastily.

"Oh, baby, this is all my fault. Don't worry, I won't charge you any money. Fighting crime is everyone's responsibility. Even if it rains, thunders, or there's a tornado today, I will never chase you away!"

"Well, really?"

Keli's eyes immediately sparkled. She stretched out her chubby little hands and tightly grasped the candy handed to her by the captain. She was excited and said, "Thank you, Captain. Don't worry, Captain. Keli can't let you help us for free. Captain Qin said that if we receive help from others, we must express our sincere gratitude."

After saying that, Keli put down her backpack and started searching inside.

"We already have the sonic boom bombs. Let's give the captain some enhanced fiery boom bombs."

Soon, several little girl's "dolls" were placed around the captain's cockpit.

The captain wanted to refuse, but then he thought it was difficult to reject the girl's kindness.

So he accepted the girl's thanks.

"Okay, okay, little Klee gave me so many precious treasures, I definitely can't let Klee down, right?"

"Great! Thank you, Captain. I will tell Mr. Hong Dongdong and Brother Kaia and the others the good news!"

Klee jumped up happily and ran away.

The captain watched the little girl leave with a smile on his face, feeling filled with emotion.

I wish he had such a lovely child.

He thought maybe he would be a good father.

The captain was touched and took out his mobile phone from his pocket and sent a text message to his lover.

[Dear, please give me a baby, the kind with pigtails and who can act like a spoiled child.]

A text message came soon.

[Francis, what the hell are you doing? Talk to me when you’re sober!]

The captain stroked his beard and replied: [No, I'm serious, give me a child, and we will definitely become the happiest family.]

【...】

This time the other party's reply was a few seconds late.

[Okay! You can stand next to me when I go to the bathroom tomorrow.]

The captain typed on his phone: [Ah? Why am I standing next to you? ]

【Waiting to deliver your father's baby!!】

......The captain was stunned and covered his forehead.

"Hey, guys, look down there, the convoy is coming!"

Deadpool's voice called out from outside, and he rubbed his hands excitedly: "It's time for us to show our skills!"

"Now let's repeat our sequence of events. Wait until the plane reaches 1300 feet and start jumping. Intercept the convoy and rescue the boy! Let's kick the ass of those people down there together."

"No way! How many did you give away? Really! What a mistake. I should have brought more business cards."

"Hey! Hey! Those two are whispering over there!" Deadpool pointed at Walnut and Klee who was sharing her experiences in her ears.

"I'm sorry to interrupt your tea party with your besties, but can I join in? No? Then why can he?!"

Kaia retracted his gaze that kept looking towards the cockpit and sneered at Deadpool: "Haha."

Compared to the others who were still in the mood to chat, Bennett seemed a little embarrassed and nervous.

"Oh no, do you really want to jump from this height?"

He couldn't help but think of the last time, the last time, the last time he flew high in the sky.

He has fallen into the lake, into the slime's home, and into the hill people's base camp.

The time when he had the best luck, he finally glided successfully to the city-state of Mondstadt, but he smashed the skylight of the public bathhouse when he landed, and was almost caught on the spot by the patrolling members of the Knights Templar.

Fortunately, Miss Barbara stood up to explain for him at that time, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.

Bennett's worried expression was so obvious that it attracted the attention of the woman sitting opposite him.

"Hi, my name is Domino, what's your name? Kid, relax, you look like you just failed the test and peed your pants, are you okay?"

Bennett looked up at the concerned woman and shook his head: "My name is Bennett, thank you, I'm fine, I'm just a little worried."

"Worried? Oh, I get it. It's okay. Everyone has a first time. Just close your eyes and jump down."

Domino whispered to the boy to comfort him.

"No, it's not because of that. I'm unlucky. I always encounter some unexpected situations during every flight."

"I have a bad feeling. I'm afraid I'll hold you back."

Hearing the boy's explanation, Domino smiled and said, "Then you can join me later."

"Huh? Why?"

Bennett looked at the woman in surprise, as if puzzled by her actions.

Domino shrugged and stretched out his right hand: "Because I'm lucky?"

"The convoy is coming! Let's take a crazy leap of faith!! Go! Go! Go!"

The plane compartment opened and Deadpool jumped down first.

The others jumped down one after another. Bennett gritted his teeth and held the woman's hand under Domino's encouraging gaze.

"Does Keri need my help?"

"Hehe, no need, sister Hu Tao, do you want to compete with Klee to see who can fly faster?"

"Okay, little Keri, don't cheat. Let's jump together. Three-two-one!"

One by one, everyone in the cabin jumped out.

After a while, there was only one person left in the entire cabin.

[Dear, how about I sell my plane and you accompany me to Thailand? I heard that the technology there is more advanced. You don't want to have children, so how about I do it instead? ]

A shadow appeared above the captain who was still typing, and he looked up in confusion.

"What else do you need? They all got off the plane?"

Kaia counted the bombs left by Klee in the cab, and suddenly felt that the "lucky" Miss Domino was not in vain.

"You...ah...um, please remember to handle these bombs with care, and don't put them near fire. It's better to lock them in a safe."

"what?"