Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

"Where are you, Wade? Didn't we agree to do good deeds together? How come you disappeared after only two days?"

There was a hint of helplessness in Lin Ze's voice on the phone. He knew that Wade was a man who would only get bored after a short while.

"Oh, sweetheart, I don't really want to leave you, but what have we done in the past two days? Helping old ladies cross the street, helping artistic young women pick wild flowers, and finding the keys for workers who lost their keys."

"Let's not talk about the old lady who took the opportunity to touch my butt and take advantage of me. The young woman who insisted that you help her find flowers obviously has bad intentions. I can find a flower by just peeing, but she insisted that you find it. How blind must you be."

Wade was curled up in the yew coffin that Walnut had specially ordered for him. He yawned and complained to Lin Ze, "Let's talk about that brain-cramped worker. I looked for his keys four times in two days, and he left them in the same place every time. How come his memory can be reset at a certain time? He can't even remember this."

"Baby, this is a complete waste of our precious time and life."

He pouted and turned over in the "bed".

"If they were using money to persuade me to do these trivial things, it would be fine, but look at what these people are paying me?"

"A few apples and flowers, we just picked them ourselves, they are not damaged at all."

"The worst thing is the kiss. Damn, you definitely don't want to experience the feeling of kissing a 100-year-old man."

Lin Ze on the other end of the phone: ...

He thought he had found the reason why Wade gave up halfway.

However, let alone Wade, even Lin Ze, who had been running for two days, couldn't help but wonder. He always made these requests when he met people in need of help. If it weren't for the fact that the "reward" he received after helping people each time did not include raw stones, he really had the illusion that he was completing daily tasks.

"But these are the only commissions I can find recently. Good deeds are not big or small, so you can't give up halfway."

In fact, Lin Ze could ask Bennett who just returned. He has been going on "adventures" with Steve and Natasha in the past few months, and it is said that the process was quite dangerous.

But considering the nature of Captain America and Black Widow's work, the so-called adventure may involve some sensitive areas.

It is likely to have something to do with the official, in which case it is not suitable for Deadpool to join in the fun.

If he messed up the task, who knows how serious the consequences would be.

"Isn't there anything earth-shattering that requires Mr. Deadpool's help? Like fighting aliens, catching a mistress, or something like that?"

Wade crossed his legs and lay diagonally on the yew coffin, holding an apple in his hand. While chewing the apple, he said, "Let's do some difficult challenges."

Lin Ze was listening with a lot of confusion. Catching a mistress must be such a difficult task.

"Why don't you go out with Diluk to do some chivalrous work at night? Catching the bad guys will be a little more difficult."

"Ahaha, it's the dead-faced boss in the Angel's Gift tavern. I get angry just talking about him. I just drank a few glasses of wine from him and didn't pay for them, but he chased me and chopped me across three streets."

Wade hummed nonchalantly, and Lin Ze could hear the sound of his teeth grinding against each other on the other end of the phone.

"Don't think I don't know. There's always an underage beautiful girl in green clothes drinking in his bar, and she never pays!!"

Wade's tone was filled with dissatisfaction and resentment: "I talked to the pretty girl, and she said she only needed to sing a few songs to drink there. Why did I imitate her and sing in the bar for an entire afternoon, but in the end I was chased and beaten by the boss?"

"Is it because I'm not wearing white silk?"

Lin Ze almost burst out laughing when he heard Wade's words. He did remember this incident.

According to Diluk's recollection, a pervert was causing trouble in Angel's Gift that day. He drank a lot of wine but didn't pay, and insisted on standing on the table to sing a song for the customers to pay for it. The guy ignored Diluk's objections and sang in the store for the whole afternoon without enjoying himself. In the end, he even wanted to pull the customers to dance with him. In the end, he was beaten to death by Diluk with absolute force.

"If that guy hadn't run fast, huh."

Thinking of Diluk's expression when he told him this, Lin Ze suddenly felt that it would be better for the two of them not to meet. Otherwise, with Diluk's temper, who knows what kind of thing he would do to Wade.

Wait, a beautiful girl in green with white silk stockings?

The label is a bit obvious.

"Ahem, um, let me remind you that it was a man."

"What? Of course it's a boy! A little girl can't swing such a big sword with one hand to smash it on my head? Although he is quite cute when you just look at his face."

Wade's tone was full of disgust and regret: "I have to emphasize to you, baby, I didn't run away without paying on purpose. I really had no money. In order to pay for the wine, I even gave my favorite rainbow pony to Diluk. Who would have thought that he would be so cruel to separate the head of My Little Pony with a sword, wuwuwu..."

\"Puff~\"

Lin Ze was too tired to complain. He really couldn't praise Wade's IQ.

"The beautiful girl with white silk stockings I'm talking about is a boy. His name is Wendy, and he's my friend."

"What!? Swoosh! I finally understand why he can drink for free. It turns out that he satisfied Boss Diluk's secret XP goal."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? Am I the kind of person who needs money to buy a piece of white silk?!"

Wade yelled.

Lin Ze chuckled twice: "You just said you had no money, but now you have some?"

\"...Okay, I let it slip.\"

Wade laughed awkwardly: "But money is just like the abyss in a beautiful girl's heart. If you squeeze it, you will always get some."

Lin Ze didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Wade's serious nonsense didn't want to continue the topic, so Lin Ze said bluntly: "Then you take a break for two days. Chongyun seems to have encountered some problems. I have to go with Paimeng to take a look. We will continue later."

"I know, I know. Go find that popsicle boy and play with him."

Wade licked his lips indifferently. At first, he was still somewhat curious about Chongyun and followed the boy out to exorcise evil spirits a few times.

But he soon lost interest. Exorcism was even more boring than helping an old lady cross the street.

What kind of monster was that? It was so evil. He didn't see any of them, but he ate a few popsicles.

Just because of these points of curiosity, he suffered from diarrhea for several days.

Wade gave the phone a loud kiss and hung up the call.

"Oh, I'm so bored. Well, let's go out and get some sun."

Wade jumped out of the coffin, stretched his limbs on the ground and walked out of the basement.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw the mature man with his butt sticking out, sitting seriously and sipping tea.

"Hi, good afternoon my dear Zhongli, woo~sexy~"

Wade opened his arms.

"Want a hot and passionate friendship kiss with Deadpool baby?"

As he said that, he twisted his waist and moved closer to Zhongli.