Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

"NONONO, don't open the door. You can't destroy the majestic image of Mr. Deadpool in Xiao Kongkong's heart."

Wade stretched out his short hand, less than half a meter long, towards Walnut, trying to stop her from opening the door.

Hu Tao didn't even look at him, but just fixed her eyes on the knock on the door.

"Oh, I'm sorry. The Hall of Rebirth has its own rules. It's not a good idea for a client like you to stay here all the time. Since the traveler is here to find you, let him take you home."

"Well, it's such a happy decision."

After that, without giving Wade a chance to obstruct him again, Walnut opened the door.

Lin Ze walked in, scanning the space inside the room with his eyes.

"Hutao, where is Wade? How dare he commit suicide by jumping into the zoo?!"

The conversations of the police officers and zoo workers in the wind were enough for Lin Ze to piece together the whole story. He just wanted to see Wade as soon as possible and ask him what was going on in his mind.

"Yes, I'm hiding there."

Hu Tao pointed in the direction of the sofa. Lin Ze walked around and lifted up the person who had wrapped himself in a white cloth and was trying to squeeze into the gap behind the sofa.

"Wade!"

Lin Ze pulled aside the white cloth.

"what--!!"

Paimon covered his eyes and screamed. Lin Ze was also frightened by the scene in front of him. He quickly put the white cloth in his hand back on Wade.

"Why aren't you wearing any clothes?!"

"Oh, my dear little Kongkong, I'm sorry to let you see little Wade like this. He shouldn't have met you on this occasion, but you were so enthusiastic that you caught me off guard."

"I know, I know. It looks a little small now, but it doesn't matter. Just be patient and wait for a while. It will soon enter puberty. Even though it's a little immature, at least you can use it."

Lin Ze's face turned red with anger: "Who needs that thing?"

After Wade realized that his hiding was useless and he was discovered, he let himself go. He no longer tried to crawl into the cracks of the sofa, but simply dragged the white cloth and tried hard to move himself up, touching the sofa.

Lin Ze, who couldn't stand watching Wade jumping around in front of the sofa, even gave Wade a butt.

Wade sat on the sofa and glanced at Lin Ze: "Why do you say that as if you have never used it before?"

Perhaps it was Lin Ze's expression that was too awkward, which made Wade suddenly realize something. He came closer with a shameless face and said, "Oh~ I see, that's it. Xiao Kongkong, do you need Mr. Deadpool's help? I'm very skilled, and all the babies who have used me have praised me highly."

Lin Ze's mouth twitched and veins popped up on his forehead: What are you doing to teenagers of unknown age!

"Ahhhh!! Don't tease the traveler, rotten walnut!"

have a look!have a look!

Even the little guy Paimon couldn't stand it anymore, and Lin Ze covered his forehead helplessly.

Hey! Wait.

How come you understand Paimon? !

Oh my God, Paimon, you are no longer the pure Paimon you used to be!

Little Paimeng, who couldn't even understand Ying'er's words back then, can now understand such 'meaningful' words.

Does environment really change people?

Deadpool! You have to compensate me with emergency food!!

Before Lin Ze could protest, Wade, who continued to talk bad, was kicked off the sofa by Paimon.

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't take advantage of your size now. When I evolve into my perfect form, Mr. Deadpool will spank you."

Wade covered his butt and climbed up from the floor, wiping the dust off his butt as he spoke.

Little Paimon looked like a little adult, flying in the air and proudly looking at Wade who couldn't even reach his toes when he jumped. He smiled and said, "Hey, who told you to always say weird things? Don't think I don't understand. Today's Paimon is not the same as before!"

“I know a lot!!”

When Lin Ze heard this, he suddenly felt like a sinner.

I have corrupted Paimon! Oh my god!

A feeling of guilt arose spontaneously. He had just said that Paimon had grown up, but now it is obvious that he has grown crooked!

No, no, no, this must be an illusion, it's all because of Wade's influence.

When Lin Ze thought that Paimon might have absorbed some forbidden knowledge, he wished he could knock himself out on the spot!

"Hey Walnut, take Paimon out for some drinks and food while I talk to Wade."

Lin Ze saw Walnut, who was watching the interaction between Paimon and Wade with great interest, and suddenly he felt a sense of danger.

He had to quickly separate this color warrior from the characters to prevent the impact from spreading further.

After all, there are only a few adult men on the scene, and the rest are all young people. Putting such a negative example among them may affect them.

No, no, just call Zhongli who is walking the bird outside to come over to watch Wade. At least he is the kind of person who won’t be led astray by a few words.

At most, it's just a 'gentle' and 'very educational' way of showing Deadpool the world.

Haha.

Walnut used delicious food to lure Paimon away. Lin Ze couldn't laugh anymore when he saw Deadpool, who had a big head and a small body, lying on the ground.

"Wade, I know that what happened to Vanessa is very devastating to you, but committing suicide is the worst option."

Even if most people can't get over the situation, they will find the most comfortable or at least more acceptable way to leave.

But the method this person chose was so painful.

The pain caused by animal bites and physical pain is inevitable before a person dies.

Before he lost consciousness, he could even see the beasts gnawing at his flesh.

What a cruel and torturous way to die, as if Wade was torturing himself on purpose.

Lin Ze squatted down, looked Wade straight in the eye, and expressed his inner thoughts in a sincere tone.

"We are friends, aren't we? I don't want to see you torn to pieces like a rag doll!"

"I don't want to see your attitude of not caring about these terrible experiences."

Taking a deep breath, Lin Ze knew that if Wade wanted to commit suicide, he had no right to interfere, but he absolutely could not let him watch his friend die.

"I....."

The corners of Wade's mouth that were originally raised deflated. He originally wanted to say some naughty words to get away with it like he did before, but after he met the golden and concerned gaze of the person in front of him, he couldn't help but gradually lost the idea of ​​continuing.

\"Don't talk.\"

Lin Ze interrupted Deadpool's defense and looked at him seriously: "You know what I think, right?"

“Is it so difficult to survive?”

"Vanessa."

Wade's lips moved: "I just want to kill everyone who killed Vanessa, but there is one guy I can never get rid of, and that's myself."

Lin Ze's breathing stagnated. These words were indeed what Wade was thinking.

"Only death can allow me to see her again. I miss her all the time. Death is not torment for me at this moment, but happiness."

Lin Ze was silent.

"I don't agree."

Walnut, who walked in from outside, interrupted Wade's words. She stood next to Lin Ze and looked at the man who had lost the will to live.

"Yin and Yang have order, but fate is unpredictable. Death is unpredictable, but it also has its rules."

"Remember, no matter when, where, or why, people should not easily provoke death. Only by understanding it and respecting it can we understand the value of life."

"Besides, if Vanessa is really waiting for you, you don't have to use extreme methods to see her."

Walnut's words made Wade stunned.

"Wha, what do you mean?"