Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

Deadpool squatted on the ground, drawing circles with a resentful look in his eyes.

Lin Ze got in the car and looked over there. The blue veins on his temples could not be suppressed.

"Don't just stand there, come up quickly."

Du Mingde wiped his face, raised his hand to smell it, and vomited. He quickly wiped it on his pants and waved over there.

"Mr. Deadpool, I have to go. If I don't hurry, I'll be late for lunch."

After much urging, Wade finally moved to the front of the car reluctantly and opened the door.

The three people in the packed back seat all looked up at him.

Lin Ze: "Wade, there's no room left. Please sit in the front."

"Actually, I think there's still some space if we squeeze in." Wade said as his body softened and he pounced over.

“Ouch!” “Ah!” “It’s so crowded!”

“Ahhhh!! Stop hitting me, stop hitting me!!”

.......

One minute later.

Wade, with a head full of bumps and toilet paper stuffed in his nostrils, sat obediently in the passenger seat. Behind him sat Chongyun, Lin Ze + Paimeng, and Hu Tao.

Paimon sat on Lin Ze's lap and reached out to the front seat to steal her crown, but she kicked him in the face. Wade made a face and then looked at the decoration inside the taxi curiously.

"Oh, good, it finally stopped."

Wade pulled the bloody paper ball out of his nose, opened the car window and threw it out. He looked at the liquid on his hands and quietly wiped it on the passenger seat.

"Ah~ I feel much better, hey!"

Wade turned his head to the back seat and pointed at Chongyun with an unhappy look on his face and said, "Blue Spirit, I must make one thing clear to you. I am definitely not lying there because of you. I just want to feel the kind breath of nature, ok~"

"Remember, Deadpool is invincible."

Chongyun was not angry when he was pointed at. He knew that Mr. Deadpool was trying to save face, so he nodded in cooperation.

"And you!"

Walnut raised her head with a smile and looked at Wade.

"I like you! I kind of like you." Wade's fingers circled in front of Walnut: "Look at you, except that you're a little flat, you're pretty cute otherwise. Hey! There seems to be something in your eyes, are they stars?"

"Wow, show me how to put the stars in there."

As Wade spoke, he leaned his entire upper body towards Walnut. He seemed to have a great interest in Walnut's eyes.

Lin Ze knew that Wade was a curious, mean, and often stupid person, but he was not a bad person by nature. But look at Walnut, why did he stick his leg towards him?

Don’t think that I can’t find it just because Paimon is blocking my view!

"Just sit there!"

Lin Ze put his hand on Wade's shoulder and pushed him back to the passenger seat.

"Well, don't be nervous, Kongbao. I just want to show some kindness to your two friends."

Wade kept talking about the past, as if he had endless things to say.

"I was really scared when you and Paimon suddenly disappeared, but I calmed down later because I had a dream that day. I dreamed that you two walked into a door."

Lin Zeben's head hurt because of his annoyance, but when he heard this, he suddenly perked up.

"Door? Did you dream that we walked into a door?"

This is not something that can be dreamed of casually. Lin Ze clearly remembered that he had never revealed any information about the time and space gate to Wade or the X-Men.

"And then, what happened when we walked in the door?"

Lin Ze couldn't help but get nervous. Could it be that the wall of the world was broken? What did he dream about? Would he see the secrets of the Piercing Bureau?

"Ah...I dreamed...that after you walked in..."

Wade's speech slowed down and his tone lengthened.

Listening to Wade's dawdling words, Lin Ze's heart was in the air, for fear that he would reveal some shocking secret in the next second.

result.

"You've turned into a big-breasted cute girl with a deep chest!"

Wade pushed Paimon, who was in the way, aside and pointed at Lin Ze's upper body, gesturing: "In the dream, you have short golden hair, a white flower on your head, a plain skirt with a black suspender, especially the suspender in front of the absolute domain, it really makes people tremble...ah!"

Lin Ze withdrew the hand that was sending out the big pussy pocket, and at the same time, he sent it over with a perverted sound while feeling relieved.

"Huh, come on, I really thought you, a rotten walnut, could come up with something nice, but I didn't expect you to lie and take advantage of me again."

Paimon half-closed his eyelids and glanced at Wade.

"Well, you can say I'm taking advantage, but you can't say I'm lying."

Wade defended himself, "I really dreamed about it. I wanted to have some sex-changing fun with the Gender-Changed Kongbao, but you, the Flying Little Paimon, suddenly turned into a 1.9-meter-tall man wearing all black clothes and a torn eye patch on his face. You picked me up by the legs and beat me up so hard that I peed myself awake!"

"Because of this incident, my majestic image among the X-men collapsed overnight. It's all your fault!"

After hearing this description, Lin Ze got a whim.

How come this looks so much like Yingmei...

There is another one...could it be...Dyne?

"How old are you, Rotten Walnut? You still wet the bed. You are so shameless~"

Paimon said this with disdain and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Hu Tao and Chong Yun, who were sitting on either side, couldn't help but laugh. Even Du Mingde, who was in the driving seat, chuckled twice.

"I was sad because I saw you two were gone, so I drank a few more sips before going to bed."

Wade said a few words in a stubborn manner and couldn't help laughing.

“Hahahaha, hahaha, haha, wuwuwuwu—”

What's wrong with this person? Why does he laugh like he's crying?

Paimon moved closer and was the first to notice something was wrong.

The rotten walnut seems to be really crying.

"Wade, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying?" Paimon carefully poked the man's shaking shoulder: "Okay, I shouldn't have laughed at you for wetting the bed. I apologize to you. I'm sorry. Please stop crying, okay?"

"Mmmmm~"

Wade covered his face and twisted his body.

"Oh, I was just thinking about the past, with my second girlfriend Vanessa, and how happy we used to be together."

"Just like now...5555..."

Paimon scratched her head, and she continued to ask: "What happened? Did you break up?"

"Oh."

Wade put his hand down, grabbed Paimon's cloak to wipe his tears, and wrung his snot on it.

Wade spoke slowly:

"It was our anniversary, and I had just come back from chopping someone off, and Vanessa gave me a gift, that small, smooth, TT-shaped thing..."

"bomb?"

Du Mingde expressed his evil guess.

"No, it's the little thing that stops the baby factory from running."

"That day, we agreed to let the bed have a good taste of our power."

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