Reborn Demon Emperor, I have to stay away from them

Hearing Yu Mu's question, Wen Ruyu, who had just finished brushing her shoes and was lying on the rocking chair, swayed gently and her eyes narrowed slightly.

He watched the first fallen leaf in the yard being picked up between Yu Mu's fingers, looked at the already old Yu Mu, and then looked at his shoes that had been wetted by urine not long ago and were left hanging aside...

There was also a hint of daze in those clear old eyes: "About... fifty-nine years?"

"Yes, it seems like it has been fifty-nine years, and the sixty-year cycle is about to end. It seems like I was still a young man yesterday." Yu Mu threw away the fallen leaves, put the fat bird on his shoulder in the palm of his hand, and touched its feathers with his slightly trembling hands.

"When autumn comes next year, this sixty-year cycle will be over. I have lived a mortal life, but I have not been living a mediocre life, don't you think, Li Daoji?"

Yu Mu was almost certain that this bird was the incarnation of Li Dao Ji. If it weren't for him, how could a normal sparrow live so long?

The gray sparrow flapped its wings but couldn't fly, so it simply nestled in Yu Mu's palm and closed its eyes.

"My life is much more exciting than yours. I visited all the brothels in the city and had sex with 999 prostitutes!" Wen Ruyu smiled proudly: "Not one more, not one less! Nine to the extreme."

Yu Mu: "You peed on my shoes."

"C! I'll beat you to death!!"

"You'd better stop it. I saw you pull back when you peed."

Wen Ruyu was so angry that he said, "Who wouldn't shrink at such an old age? You wouldn't shrink?"

"I won't shrink. I really won't shrink." Yu Mu chuckled and shook his head, continuing to attack Wen Ruyu.

There was a trace of doubt in Wen Ruyu's eyes. He actually struggled a few times and stood up and walked towards Yu Mu: "I don't believe it. Let me see."

Yu Mu: “!!!!!!”

If two old men could fight over something like this, it would be extremely explosive in the entire continent, but Yu Mu and Wen Ruyu actually fought...

This time, Yu Mu failed to defeat Wen Ruyu, and this defeat became something Wen Ruyu could brag about for the rest of his life.

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"Oh no! Uncle Ji, you stole the wine again! I hid it so high and you still found it!!"

Inside the compound, a pretty female cultivator was stamping her feet. Her figure was graceful and had a bit of heroic spirit, especially her eyes, which were like a little fox and were always rolling around, giving people a cunning feeling.

But at this time, the female cultivator was so angry that she rolled her eyes.

Since the beginning of winter, Li Yu, who has already broken into the Jindan realm, has been taking care of Yu Mu and Wen Ruyu. She is not as reserved as Niu Bi or Zhao Xifeng. She really treats Yu Mu and Wen Ruyu as her elders.

For example, now! Wen Ruyu hid the wine pot behind his back with embarrassment on his old face. His once feminine and handsome face was now full of wrinkles and dotted with age spots.

When I smiled, I saw that two of my front teeth had fallen out.

It was the first snow of this winter. He rolled up a snowball and tried to stuff it into Yu Mu’s collar. Then he slipped and knocked out two of his front teeth.

"Xiao Yu, your uncle Yu wanted to drink it. That guy has been a bad guy all his life. He ordered me to..."

Wen Ruyu smiled awkwardly and pointed at Yu Mu, who was wrapping a gray sparrow in a snowball not far away, leaving only its head exposed.

Gray Sparrow was looking at Yu Mu with disdain...

"Hey, hey, hey, Yu Mu, you are so immoral! That old bird is not young anymore, and you treat it like this? Do you still have any humanity?"

Yu Mu glanced at Wen Ruyu and said, "Come here, I'll let you play with it too."

Wen Ruyu's eyes lit up: "Step by step..."

Then the old man happily went over and started bullying the gray sparrow together with Yu Mu...

Li Yu was shaking her head as she watched! She guessed that these two uncles were probably old monsters at the Nascent Soul or even the Spiritualization realm! Such old monsters were definitely not found in the northwest!

Maybe they came from other places and entered the mortal world here to gain enlightenment? However, I heard that there seemed to be a war in Zhongzhou, and I don’t know... the true identities of these two uncles.

But they don't have the airs of a strong man! How old are they and still so childish.

She looked at the two old children not far away, with a sincere and lovely smile on her face, but also a bit bitter.

Somehow, she seemed to feel that...these two uncles, the uncles who had watched her grow up, were about to leave.

She was a monk, and she could even be considered a powerful person in the northwest! But she... and these two were not from the same world after all.

Li Yu had observed that headband for a very long time.

Before she formed the elixir, she thought she was like a frog in a well seeing the moon.

But after forming the elixir, she found that it was clearly a mayfly seeing the blue sky!

She even seemed to have trouble seeing the bird that had been standing on Uncle Yu's shoulder clearly.

Yes, what kind of bird can live for more than sixty years? Just like what kind of wine can extend the life of a foundation-building cultivator and wish him a breakthrough.

.........

As night fell, Li Yu also returned to the inner city.

During the day, Yu Mu got some medicine for several people who had caught a cold, and Chao felt exhausted.

But as he watched Wen Ruyu, who was boiling water and brushing shoes, he still had the energy to mock her: "You peed on your shoes again? You need to wash them quickly, or they will freeze."

"Go to hell!" Wen Ruyu cursed with a smile.

The snow...seems to be getting heavier.

Yu Mu carried the warmed wine, put his hands behind his back, and walked into the house humming an unknown tune. Wen Ruyu stopped brushing his shoes and just chased after Yu Mu, saying, "Leave a sip for me!!"

The next day, Li Yu did not come as usual.

She didn't come later, but Yu Mu and Wen Ruyu were not worried. After all, there was only one Jindan cultivator in this northwest area, and her master and senior brothers were also Jindan cultivators, so her safety was guaranteed.

But Wen Ruyu often complained that this dead girl had no conscience. In the ordinary new year, she left the two old men alone and didn't even mention to come and visit.

However, this little emotion only lasted for a short while, and Wen Ruyu happily dragged Lao Hantui and Yu Mu to set off firecrackers. These firecrackers were bought by Li Yu last time.

Looking at the splendor, I feel the strong flavor of the New Year.

Yu Mu tried hard to straighten his hunched body. His eyes, reflecting the fireworks, were still clear.

No one saw that the cocoon formed by the rhythm around him and Wen Ruyu had been reduced to just thin threads.

"Tsk, it's so damn beautiful. Is this the last New Year we celebrate? In fact, it would be nice if I could stay in the mortal world forever. I'll move to another place after every sixty years."

Wen Ruyu sighed, Yu Mu and Gray Sparrow ignored him, Wen Ruyu untied his belt under the fireworks and urinated everywhere, after shaking and shrinking back, he realized it belatedly and peed on his shoes again...

Under the fireworks, Yu Mu and Gray Sparrow looked at Wen Ruyu with a half-smile. Wen Ruyu's old face was once again filled with shame and anger: "C! I can't stand it!!!"