I'm reborn, only a fool would spoil you

On New Year's Eve, officials of the Great Zhou still had to work and did not have a holiday. Fortunately, they could go off duty an hour earlier than usual and would not miss the palace banquet on New Year's Eve.

At dawn, when Gao Ni got up early to go to court, Fu Yuzheng was still half asleep. But when Gao Ni leaned over to give her a farewell kiss...

Fu Yuzheng seemed to sense something, she pouted her red lips and gave Gao Ni a kiss.

"So nice."

Gao Ni touched his young wife's head lovingly.

As a result, this touch completely woke Fu Yuzheng up. She looked at the gray sky outside the window, hugged the dog man's arm like a spoiled child, and murmured:

"Brother Ni, remember to bring me something delicious when you come back in the evening. I haven't had enough of the roast goose we had last night."

"You are such a greedy little cat. But I can't bring it to you today."

At this point, Gao Ni lovingly pinched the tip of his young wife's nose and deliberately said mischievously, "You've gained a lot of weight. If you keep gaining more, I won't be able to... hold your waist anymore."

Fu Yuzheng: ???

How can I not pinch her waist?

Last night when they were having sex, it was clearly him who forgot to wipe his hands after applying the oil, and that caused his hands to slip and he couldn't hold the finger steadily, okay?

How could she be fat!

Fu Yuzheng couldn't bear it anymore. She sat up and pushed the man out of the bed with both hands, saying coquettishly:

"If you don't buy me roast goose, don't touch me tonight. My little body won't have the strength to be touched by a bastard if I don't eat roast goose!"

These angry words made Gao Ni laugh.

He took a step forward almost instinctively, and got close to Fu Yuzheng's face, and said smugly, "That's just perfect. You just don't have the strength to resist, so you can just let me do whatever I want."

You know, on ordinary days, many young wives are unwilling to cooperate with "styling".

Fu Yuzheng: ???

I really underestimated how shameless this bastard is!

Unexpectedly, when she was about to say something, Gao Ni had already rushed over to her, leaned over and started kissing her.

"Gao Ni, stop it, stop it, Gao Ni—"

At first she could still scream, but later on, only the sound of "woohoo" was left, and she was swallowed up by the dog man!

"You still have to...go to court...go to court!"

Half a quarter of an hour later, Fu Yuzheng finally found a chance and tried to shout out.

Hearing the word "going to court", the dog man finally let her go, released her soft and sweet lips, and said goodbye with a smile:

"Wife, see you at the palace tonight."

After saying that, Gao Ni lifted the bed curtains around him, turned around the floor-length screen and strode away.

"What a bastard, a real bastard!" Fu Yuzheng kicked aside the bed curtain that was half collapsed by the high nickel, sat up and muttered unhappily.

Uh, what’s wrong? Why is our Zheng’er unhappy?

What else could it be that I gained weight because I was disliked by high nickel?

How could Fu Yuzheng be happy about this?

"I don't believe that I've gained weight!" Fu Yuzheng jumped off the bed and ran to the closet.

When the maids Qiaomei and Nong Yue heard the noise and rushed over, they saw Fu Yuzheng's little head stuck in the closet, searching for something diligently.

"Young Madam, what are you looking for? I'll find it for you." Qiaomei and Nong Yue said in unison.

At this moment, Fu Yuzheng muttered, "Finally found it."

After saying that, she pulled out a narrow summer skirt from the closet.

Summer dress?

This stunned Qiaomei and Nong Yue. Why are they wearing summer skirts in the middle of winter?

Fu Yuzheng had no time to explain. Before the two maids came to help, she put it on in a few seconds. The moment she put it on, she lowered her head and looked at her waist in shock.

I actually... lost weight?

I ran to the dressing mirror in disbelief. Oh my God, my waist was half a pinky finger looser than before I got married!

It turned out that all the clothes and skirts in Fu Yuzheng's wardrobe were newly made after she got married, except for this narrow summer skirt, which she had worn at her parents' home before she got married.

So, whether you gain weight or lose weight, you can tell by just wearing it.

"I've lost weight, I've lost weight, really half the weight of my little finger." Fu Yuzheng pinched her waist and smiled happily.

"This bastard is just a liar. He made me worry for nothing."

"Dog, a real dog."

Fu Yuzheng stood in front of the mirror, looking at her beautiful self in the mirror, and kept criticizing the bad guy Gao Ni.

Just as Fu Yuzheng was scolding him, Gao Ni, who was riding in a carriage, smiled with the corners of his mouth raised.

He could almost imagine that the young wife at this moment must be standing anxiously in front of the mirror, pinching her own waist back and forth, comparing it hard to see if she has gained weight.

"Silly wife, it would be strange if you could still gain weight when your husband serves you every night."

Who doesn't know that sex is extremely energy-consuming?

Especially since it is high in nickel, it consumes more energy, okay!

So the question is, knowing that his wife's waist has become thinner, he deliberately lied to her that she has "gotten fatter". How could Gao Ni be so bad?

Well, if you think so, you really don't understand the fun of the boudoir.

Gao Ni was just teasing Fu Yuzheng on purpose. He knew very well how boring it would be for the mistress of the house to deal with the chores in the backyard every day.

So, I deliberately found something fun to add a little interest to Fu Yuzheng's boring life in the backyard.

As for the roast goose that my wife likes to eat, I have to buy it.

It also has to be presented to the daughter-in-law in an unexpected way.

"Hey, I have it."

Gao Ni suddenly thought of a good idea and immediately called Qingchuan and instructed:

"Qingchuan, go tell the chef in the imperial kitchen to add one more dish to tonight's palace banquet. Ask the chef in the imperial kitchen to go to that restaurant and make a reservation."

After hearing this, Qingchuan immediately rode his horse as fast as he could to the imperial kitchen in the palace, fearing that he would be too late.

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There, Gao Ni asked the purchasing staff of the imperial kitchen to place large orders from Huijia Restaurant.

Here, Fu Yuzheng finished her breakfast, met with a group of housekeepers, and dealt with miscellaneous matters for half an hour. After finishing her work, she suddenly remembered the roast goose from last night.

The taste is really delicious.

"Since the bastard refused to buy it for me, I'll buy it for myself!"

He did what he said, and immediately took out a silver ingot and threw it to Nong Yue, saying:

"Tell the servant to go to Hui's Restaurant and buy a fat roast goose. Brush it with a thick layer of chili sauce."

Nong Yue took the order, went to the outer courtyard to find a servant, and asked him to ride away at full speed.

Unexpectedly, half an hour later, the servant came back empty-handed.

Fu Yuzheng: ???

What about roast goose?

The servant bowed his head and replied, "Madam, the owner of Hui's Restaurant said that all the roast geese for today have been sold out. The earliest they will have it is tomorrow morning."

All sold out?

How popular is this?

Fu Yuzheng glanced at the sun outside the window speechlessly. It was only ten o'clock in the morning, and yet everything was sold out. Not a single one was left?

Uh, she wants to eat a roast goose, why is it so difficult?

(Guess where all the roast geese in the restaurant went?)

Well, since I can’t eat roast goose, I have to give up.

Fu Yuzheng licked her lips twice, then got up and went to her grandmother, Madam Gao's courtyard, thinking about going to the palace early with Madam Gao so that she wouldn't have to miss the delicious taste of roast goose.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I arrived at Madam Gao's Cishuiju, I heard Gao Shu's angry voice:

"Grandma, if anyone wants to marry that poor man Lin Yuzhi, just go ahead and marry him! Anyway, I, Gao Shu, don't want him, so I won't marry him!"

Lin Yu-chi?

Who is this?

Fu Yuzheng paused and meditated for a long time before she remembered someone.

"Oh, it's him, the eldest cousin from Gao Shu's uncle's family."

In other words, he is the nephew of Lady Lin, the wife of the Duke of Zhenguo.

Thinking of that person, Fu Yuzheng smiled and shook her head.

Lin Yuzhi is not a bad person, he is honest and loyal, and he loved his wife very much in his previous life. But he is... not very smart, and he is too honest.

Such a man is destined to have... limited future in officialdom.

Gao Shu's ambition is too high, it would be strange if she liked him.

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[Notice]: I have been feeling sick since yesterday. If I feel better tomorrow, I will update more.

That’s all for today. I won’t be able to write another update.