Naruto, my Madara is a girl

Even though Minato's mouth was filled with grass clippings and even a few pieces of grass were stuck in his throat, he was still in a dizzy state and had no time to care about these things. He shook his head vigorously, trying to make himself more awake. The violent shaking made his head buzz and at the same time, he felt a stinging pain on his face.

“Pah, pah, pah…it hurts!”

After Minato spit out all the weed in his mouth, he finally realized what was happening and why he was there.

"I came here hoping to make Kushina more gentle and kind..."

Minato, who recalled everything, was now filled with bitterness. He had thought that everything he had done was out of concern and kindness for Kushina, but at this moment his heart was filled with grievances and unwillingness, and even his three views were impacted.

All along, under Sarutobi Hiruzen's "training", civilians like Minato have begun to believe that all people in Konoha are equal and friendly, and that bonds and trust between companions are the most beautiful things in the world. Therefore, he also hopes to use his actions and bonds to let Kushina feel the beauty of Konoha, so he came to visit.

However, what happened today was like a blow to the head, catching him off guard. He was wholeheartedly thinking about the other party, but in return he got a beating from the other party.

It felt like being betrayed by the person he trusted the most, and the pain brought by this wishful thinking of the other party's betrayal, like the "Minotaur" incident, caused him tons of damage.

Thinking of this, Minato's eyes gradually became moist, tears welled up in his eyes, and his heart was full of grievances.

"Kushina, why?"

However, the sad Minato did not wait for Kushina's explanation, but waited for a pair of thighs, because Qianxing directly blocked the two of them.

"Since you asked sincerely, I will be merciful and... ahem, this is a bit off topic."

Qianxing reorganized her words, slowly walked in front of Minato, and then looked down at him condescendingly.

"What? Do you feel wronged? Kushina went to school today with the intention of making friends with them, but ended up being greeted with all kinds of abuse. I think you should understand the feeling of betrayal, right? Eat the dirt!"

"Ah? Is that really the case..."

Minato, who was unable to comprehend the situation for a moment, then realized that the other party's behavior was completely to make him feel the pain Kushina was feeling at that time. Such reasonable behavior made him realize that he seemed to have no reason to refute.

However, although he knew he was wrong, Minato still weakly retorted, "Um, Lord Chihoshi, my name is Minato, not Kenny."

"Sorry, it's my fault, I should have told you to chew grass"!

"I……"

Minato wanted to refute, but Chihoshi would never give him a chance and immediately asked the same question again.

"Do you know why I said you can't let Kushina go to the battlefield with you?"

Minato, who already felt a little guilty, was now confused and unable to think at all, especially after Qianxing's continuous 'brainwashing' attack of 'Quick Attack Magic', he responded subconsciously.

"why"?

"Because you are so stupid"!

"I'm stupid"?

Minato muttered this sentence in a low voice. Although he was introverted, modest and unpretentious, as a young man who dreamed of becoming Hokage, he must have believed that he had unique talents and advantages. Especially in this Konoha Village full of bloodline limits and mysterious families, Minato, who had no background at all, could stand out and get the top three in the overall score with his personal ability and unremitting efforts. Naturally, he would be full of confidence in his wisdom.

So, facing Qian Xing's total denial, he subconsciously shouted: "How is this possible!"

After seeing that Minato finally showed some anger and shame, Chihoshi, who was determined to transform Minato completely into the shape of the Uzumaki clan, decided to add fuel to the fire.

"Ninjas are professionals who linger on the brink of life and death. Any hesitation is the biggest taboo for ninjas. Since the other party is so blatantly provocative, it means that they have stood on the opposite side and become our enemies. We must never be soft-hearted when dealing with the enemy, and never force them when we should take action. Otherwise, leaving room for the enemy is tantamount to self-destruction. If you want to die, that's fine, but don't implicate my Kushina!"

"But, I, they..."

Minato thought of several openings in succession, but could not find any reason to refute. This made Minato, who always prided himself on being smart, feel extremely disappointed, especially the two consecutive denials in the area he thought he was best at, which directly shattered his pride.

Looking at the other party's decadent appearance, Qianxing still gave him a little face.

"You don't have to be so discouraged. At least you still look quite handsome. In this respect, you meet the standard that the Hokage must be a handsome man or a beautiful woman. You still have a chance to become a Hokage in the future."

Mito, who was standing by, felt a little amused and helpless when he heard Qianxing's teasing. After rolling his eyes at Qianxing, he began to comfort Minato.

"Okay, don't take these words too seriously. No one can compare to that guy when it comes to challenging people. Since you are Kushina's friend, you can still come and ask him if you have any questions."

After hearing Mito's "reminder", Minato suddenly came to his senses. Although Chihoshi had a sharp tongue, he was able to find his own shortcomings accurately.

"If I can correct all my shortcomings, then wouldn't I still have a chance to become Hokage?"

Thinking of this, Minato immediately realized that this might be a change that would change his life, so he knelt down immediately and performed the "Dogeza" in front of Mito and Chihoshi.

"Thank you very much, Lord Mito, for your kindness and Lord Qianxing for your guidance."

Looking at Minato, who was beaten up and tricked into becoming lame but was still grateful to him, Qianxing couldn't help but sigh in his heart, "Sure enough, most people in this world are a bit masochistic"!

Although the goal has been achieved, Qianxing still feels that it is not enough to prevent that scum Sarutobi Hiruzen from blatantly attacking the 'green little apple' he has set his eyes on.

"My stuff won't be passed on to others"!

Chihoshi's words made Minato's heart skip a beat, but then he immediately reacted.

"Lord Qianxing, please accept me as your disciple!"

However, facing the somewhat anxious Minato, Qianxing showed sarcasm and asked in return, "Why?"

"ah"?

Minato, who was originally very excited, thought that everything the other party had just done was just like the legendary old grandfathers who like to test young people, and then he would naturally recruit him under his command.

But now, it doesn't seem to be the case at all.

Moreover, this problem was really too much for Minato, who was only a few years old.

In terms of strength? Without blood inheritance, the upper limit is really limited;

As for wisdom? I was just called stupid, so I can’t show off at all;

As for the future? If you don't change your shortcomings and don't have a good teacher to guide you, there will be no future at all. The biggest possibility is that you will die on the battlefield without even a future...

After thinking about it, Minato found that his only outstanding feature was his handsome appearance.

But after seeing the appearance of Qianxing opposite him, Minato found that his appearance was also not good enough.

Minato: It’s so hard for me!

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