Genshin Impact: Furninna, sister, I am really not a pervert

"What? You want me to play the water god?"

Although I had witnessed this scene in the game as a loyal level 8 newbie, it was nothing compared to seeing it with my own eyes now.

"Also, who is this person next to me? How come she looks exactly like me?" Finina pointed at Finna, who was standing next to her with her hands on her waist and looking very arrogant, and said to Fukalos in the mirror with some fear.

"She is your sister, and she wants to play the role of god with you. This way, you will at least have someone to talk to..."

"That's right!" Fu Nina, who now looks like Hei Fu, put his arm around Fu Nina, who looks like Bai Fu, like a big brother on campus, ignoring her resistance as she pushed his shoulders hard, "Fu Fu, you can just call me sister from now on. From now on, if you hang out with sister, you will definitely get something to eat."

"..."

Fu Fu didn't say anything, but she was very disgusted.

Fucaros silently watched the scene in front of her which looked like a gangster blackmailing primary school students. She now doubted whether it was the right decision to let Funina accompany her to play the role of the water god!

"Let's... let's get to know each other first, shall we?" Furniture said tremblingly in Furniture's arms, "My name is Furniture, what's yours?"

"Why are you calling each other sisters so distant? Just call me sister!" Fu Nina rubbed Fu Nina's fair, soft and soft face with both hands and said with a smile, "My name is Fu Nina, and I will be your sister from now on! From now on, you must listen to me obediently! Don't worry, I will love you well."

"Ah? This..." Furninna huddled up into a ball, her voice trembling slightly as she spoke, "Then, I'll leave it to you, sis."

"Okay, Funina! No problem, Funina!" Funina hugged Funina's soft body, feeling Funina's delicate skin with her body, and rubbed her face back and forth on Funina's face affectionately.

"This..." Furniture said anxiously in Furniture's arms, blushing, "Please, please don't get so close to me!"

"I believe that in the future you will fall in love with me as your sister, and you will never be able to stop wanting me! Don't worry, with me here, you can do whatever you want!" After letting go of Funina in her arms, Furnina patted her chest, which was as ordinary as Funina's, and said confidently.

Funina:? ! ! Real or fake?

In both Fernina's and Fukaros' minds, the scene of Fernina taking Fernina to other people's houses to kick the door and collect protection money emerged. Fukaros was fine, and didn't have any special feelings about it, but Fernina imagined this scene with shining eyes.

Why does it sound so awesome?

Seeing this, in order to prevent Funina from being led astray, Fukaros stopped the loss in time and asked: "Ahem! Funina, um... let's get back to business, shall we?"

Before being led astray by such erroneous values, Funina withdrew her gaze in time, emptied her mind, and then revealed a look of wisdom.

"Okay, okay. Um, how am I going to...how do I play the god with my sister?"

After hearing Fucaros's gentle call, Finina couldn't help but look at Fucaros in the mirror in confusion and said seriously.

Fu Nina nodded silently and gave a thumbs up to Funina: "Funina, you can take the initiative to acknowledge me as your sister. I feel very grateful!"

Fukaros in the mirror smiled faintly and calmly explained to Funina: "You don't need to play the role of a real god, you just need to play the role of the god in people's hearts!"

"The gods in people's hearts?"

"Yes." Fukaros said with a smile, holding her hands on her waist in the mirror, "You don't need to show your divinity, but you should fight against your humanity."

"Yeah. I seem to understand something!" Funina seemed to understand something and nodded happily.

Fonina:?

What did you understand? I didn't understand anything...

Fukalos looked at her with great satisfaction, then looked at Fu Nina who was standing there in a daze with boredom, and asked, "Fu Nina, do you understand?"

"Ah? What do you understand?" Fenina, whose thoughts had already drifted to the sword fight five hundred years later, didn't hear a word.

Seeing the two people in front of her looking at her in unison, Furnina covered her stomach and laughed heartily. Then she covered her eyes with one hand and imitated the Princess of Conviction and said to the two people, "Hahaha! As a god, even if I don't have to listen to you the whole time, I already understand your true meaning!"

"Are you, a fellow god, satisfied with this answer?"

Fucaros in the mirror was slightly stunned when he saw this, and lowered his head to wonder if he had accidentally damaged Funina's brain when he was making her.

And Finina's eyes lit up, thinking that this aura and wording seemed very suitable for her opening remarks when she was speaking to her people when she played the role of a god.

"Hehe! Don't worry! As long as I'm here, nothing will go wrong." Fernina walked towards Fernina and Fukaros in the mirror with elegance, calmness and confidence.

After walking in front of them, Fonina pressed her chest with one hand. Under Fonina's surprised eyes, she said to Furkalos in the mirror with a serious look: "Although playing the role of a god sounds a little difficult, don't worry. Whether it's Fontaine or Fonina, I will protect them."

There was a hint of coldness in Fernina's eyes, and she said in a serious and cold tone: "Fernina is my sister. As long as I am still alive, no one can bully her!"

After hearing this, Funina's eyes lit up, and the Funina in her eyes seemed to be filtered through many color filters.

"Sister, you're awesome! Wow! So exciting!"

"Haha! Of course! After all, I am a god now!" Hearing Fernina's admiring voice, Fernina seemed even more proud. She looked up at the ceiling and said in the loudest voice in the room, "I will let the prophecy end in a gorgeous and grand trial like a drama. Because I am the god of justice of Fontaine, the queen of all waters, all directions, and all laws!"

Fukaros: ...

"Come on, my lovely sister Fucaros! Let us create a new era for Fontaine together! Hahaha!"

Fernina stood in front of Fernina and Furkalos, spread her hands and looked up at the sky, looking as if no one could do anything to her.

Although it was very grand, Fukalos, who was listening in the whole process, always felt that the atmosphere was a bit awkward. The bragging that Funina had just said sounded very childish, but it was just right for Funina!

It was clearly designed according to her sister's personality, so why is it completely opposite to her sister's personality?

There was a hint of suspicion in Fucaros' eyes, but when he thought of his sister, Fucaros' mood became depressed.

Fenina was born with a body that she created using a method similar to that used by Lady Egolia to create humans. The primordial fetal sea water flowing in Fenina's body holds some memories of her sister's kind side, so she should have behaved smarter.

Could it be that something went wrong when I was improving my method?

Forget about Fu Nina, Fu Nina should be more stable! After all, she is the human version of myself in my mind!

With this thought in mind, Fukalos looked at Funina with hope as she was about to use her ultimate move.

"Very good! Very impressive! That's it, sister!" Funina's eyes sparkled with excitement, and her manners and words added a lot of confidence and silliness. "Trial! It sounds very exciting! I've decided! I want to be the trial queen of Fontaine, I want to be the brightest one in the court!"

Fukaros: ...

"That's it, Fernina!" Fernina saw Fernina as if she had seen a close friend. The tufts of hair on their heads formed a heart shape. She held Fernina's hand and said excitedly, "Let's join hands to make the whole world lively! When the time comes, as the embodiment of justice, we will not only judge the sinners, but also the gods and the justice of heaven!"

Fukaros: ...

"That's right! Not to mention the sinners of Fontaine! As long as there is a suitable reason, I can even judge the gods of foreign countries!" At this moment, Funina has been flattered by her sister and obviously has not realized how arrogant her words were.

Fukaros: ...

Fenina put one foot on the chair and pointed at a teddy bear on the ground with one hand. Her eyes revealed confidence. She looked as if she was already in the judge's seat of the Obi Klai Opera House.

"Death penalty! Death penalty for all of them! It's too boring! I want to see rivers of blood!"

"That's right! Let me, Funina, the Queen of Judgement of Fontaine, sit in the highest seat of the court to judge all the guilty people! Let me, as the highest judge of the Court of Fontaine and the Queen of Justice, judge everything in Fontaine! Hahaha!"

Funina stood at the highest point of the room with her arms folded across her chest, knocking on the table from time to time with an inflatable hammer in her hand. Looking at her smug look, she knew how miserably she would cry in a moment.

Fucaros stood in the middle of the room, looking gloomily at this and that. One of the men sitting on the table threw the documents on the table to the ground, then shook his smooth white legs and laughed. The other one lay on the bed and rolled around, shouting that he would judge the gods and justice.

"You guys..." Fukaros lowered her head and took a deep breath, then got the angrier she'd ever been, "Just be quiet!!!"

Knowing that they had gotten carried away, Furninna and Furnena knelt down in a row obediently, lowered their heads and looked at the floor tiles guiltily, with their blue hats on their heads placed on the left and right sides respectively. For some reason, they were in perfect agreement on this point.

Fucaros, wearing white divine clothing, looked at the two "good girls" in front of her with a gloomy face. She even wanted to retrain them.

"Hu - calm down, you must calm down. You must stay calm when taking care of children, and you can't get angry. I should do the same thing as Lady Egolia did back then..." Fucaros kept repeating these words in his mind, then looked at them calmly, and said to the two of them with a forced smile on his face.

"I know you are looking forward to the word trial, but you are too excited. You must know that the trial is a very serious matter and cannot be disrupted by personal emotions. I don't have much time left, but I believe you can understand what I say."

Fukaros raised his hand and stroked the two's cheeks, looked into their eyes, then opened his arms and hugged them, saying guiltily: "I promise you, after the predicted crisis is over, you can do whatever you want. But before that, please play the role of the water god well. This is not my request, but a plea. Please!"

"This is the only way I can think of!" Fukaros said to the two with a smile, "When you play the role of the Water God, you can also use the power that the Water God gives you to do things you love. This is the only gift I can give you now."

"Then, I'll leave everything else to you! You must do your best for everyone in Fontaine."