Genshin Impact: Furninna, sister, I am really not a pervert

"What's wrong? Why do you look like you're about to cry?"

Fukaros, who hadn't been seen for a long time, came out of the kitchen with a smile on her face. She looked at her sister who was dragged to the restaurant by Funina, and couldn't help but poked her sister's chubby cheek and said in a very funny way: "How is it? Did you miss me?"

"Wuwu X﹏X, Fukalos!" After seeing Fukalos, Fu Nina hugged her calves as if she had found a savior, took the opportunity to take advantage of her and cried, "Fu Nina...she wants to murder me!"

"You're just eating a meal I cooked. Why are you feeling so wronged?" Funina looked at her sister unhappily, venting her dissatisfaction by stamping her feet.

"Okay, okay, this meal was prepared by Funina and I. Are you relieved now?" Fukaros looked at the aggrieved Funina and couldn't help but smile and comforted her, "And Funina is very talented in cooking. You can teach her more in your daily life."

"Yeah, okay..." Funina responded to Fucaros absentmindedly, with a silly smile on her face. The saliva from the corners of her mouth flowed down uncontrollably. At the same time, her hands meandered up along Fucaros's smooth thighs.

Hey, Fukaros is so cute! Box box box box!

Hehe! So cool~ No! So comfortable, as if all the fatigue from today has disappeared.

Hey hey! (灬? e?灬)!

"Hehe, nice legs! Give me a kiss, mua~~"

Feeling the warm and wet touch on the side of her legs and her sister's hands that were exploring the unknown map, Fucaros' body stiffened and a faint blush appeared on her face.

Her pair of heterochromatic pupils instantly became moist, and she gritted her teeth as if she was enduring it, as if she was suppressing some extreme outburst.

All of a sudden she understood something. Her body became stiff and rigid as a machine. Her eyes were fixed and their luster was gone. Her left hand was supporting the table, and her right hand seemed to be searching for something handy on the table.

Suddenly, Fucaros took a silver plate from the table. She looked up and saw that it was handed to her by Fu Nina, whose eyes had also lost their luster.

Furninna looked at her blankly, then made a gesture of wiping her neck.

Fucaros nodded mechanically, picked up the dinner plate, took a deep breath, and raised it above his head, with a flash of red light in his eyes.

Awakening, it’s hunting time!

"boom--"

……

"Ahem! This dish of Fernina's is indeed delicious. But I think the reason for this is not only that Fernina has a talent for cooking, but also that you, Fukaros, taught her well."

"By the way, do I have food poisoning? Why do I feel like there are so many golden stars in my vision?"

After being taught a lesson, Fernina was obviously much more obedient. Fernina and Fukalos sat at the dining table with their arms folded across their chests. They surrounded Fernina, who had a big red bump on her head, with expressionless faces and stared at her.

"Well (?? ﹏ ??), I'm sorry Fukaros. From tomorrow on, I will never touch you again! I swear, this sentence will take effect every day!"

Fukalos knocked on the table expressionlessly, staring at Funina and reminded her: "I remember you said the same thing last time!"

"Well!" Fenina slapped the table and said seriously, "If this sentence takes effect today, it means that I can't touch you from tomorrow onwards. But if it takes effect the same the next day, it means that the second day is today, and the third day is tomorrow."

Fukaros gritted his teeth and asked, "So this sentence will never take effect, right?"

Fenina smiled and nodded and said, "Yes!"

Fukaros: (▼ヘ▼#)

It’s hard, the fist is hard!

Fukaros crossed his arms, snorted coldly, turned around and muttered, "Humph! If it weren't for your and Fu Nina's birthday the next day, and I was worried that you would forget about it, I wouldn't have come today!"

"Yes, yes!" Furninna nodded happily like a chick pecking at rice and said, "This is my first birthday. It turns out that my birthday will be in one day!"

"Birthday?" Fenina was slightly stunned. After thinking for a moment, she suddenly realized, "You mean the day to celebrate the anniversary of human birth!"

"But are birthdays that important?" Fenina tilted her head in confusion, seeming a little puzzled.

In the past, she knew the value of all festivals and holidays, because at that time there would be a lot of people on the streets, and it would be fun for everyone to go out and play together.

Maybe it was because she was used to being alone, and she would see others celebrating festivals and holidays on the street, but no one would celebrate her birthday!

But she was not completely unaware of the idea of ​​celebrating birthdays. She had celebrated the birthday of a certain... [pet? ] she had raised before. But after that [pet? ] [bite] her, she never celebrated her birthday again.

"Come to think of it, sister, you never told me about celebrating my birthday!" Funina complained unhappily, "If Fukaros had told me today, I would only be happy for one day. But if you had told me in advance, I would have been happy for a whole year!"

"Ah? Is it my fault?" Fnina pointed at herself with an expression of disbelief, and her facial expression drooped instantly.

"Hmph, it's all your fault!" Furniture made a face at her sister, which made Furniture feel helpless.

Fernina suddenly thought of something, turned around and looked at Fukaros with interest and asked, "That means you will stay here until Fernina's birthday is over!"

"It was you who celebrated your birthday with Fernina!" Fucaros reminded helplessly word by word.

"Oh - yes!" It seemed that Fenina did not attach much importance to her birthday. She was not as excited as she was on the Thousand Spirits Festival.

Firstly, the birthday celebration was too sudden, and Fernina’s brain was in a state of paralysis and she hadn’t reacted yet.

Secondly, the worries brought to her by all the information today made her unable to focus on how to celebrate her birthday.

But seeing that Fonina was stomping her feet happily on the floor, Fonina didn't want to disturb her interest.

At this time, in the room downstairs.

Ying, who was half asleep and half awake, heard the thumping sound coming from upstairs and said dazedly, "Paimeng, did you hear any strange noises?"

Unfortunately, Paimon was sleeping so soundly that he had no time to pay attention to her.

The only sounds that responded to her in the room were Paimon's light snoring and the muttering of "sweet flower stuffed chicken".

"...Damn Paimon." Not getting a response, Ying tilted her head and fell into a deep sleep under the extreme hypnosis of Paimon's snoring.

Now, the view turns back to the upstairs room.

"So, what are your plans?" Furnina chuckled, looking at Furnina, actually asking Furcarlos, "If you can figure it out as soon as possible, I can help you arrange it as soon as possible!"

"It's you and Funina! How many times do I have to say it?" Fucaros held his forehead helplessly and couldn't help laughing.

"Oh, yes, yes, but Fukalos is not a big deal." After a moment of silence, Fu Nina looked at Fu Nina and asked with a smile, "Fu Nina, can you... move your birthday to the day before, that is, to tomorrow?"

Fucaros turned his head and looked at Funina without saying a word, as if he had a bad premonition in his heart.

"Eh?! Why?" Funina was a little confused about this. She couldn't help but ask, "Could it be on your birthday? Sister, what's the matter?"

"Well, it's true... it's a little thing." Fenina smiled lightly and said helplessly, "I will have something to do on your birthday. So, I may not be able to attend the party in time!"