Entertainment system: The sad queen sang and made the audience cry
Chapter 23 Red Umbrella with White Pole
The program team specially found a fellow villager to take them around the mountains.
In fact, everyone understands that whether or not we can pick mushrooms is secondary. The key point is to tell everyone some knowledge about mushrooms through this mushroom picking action.
Uncle Zhang, a fellow villager, said, "It just rained, and the mountain is quite slippery, so you guys should be careful on the road."
Several people nodded in agreement, and everyone changed into non-slip shoes before setting off.
"Also, I want to tell you something. You must not pick those mushrooms that look particularly good, especially the red and purple ones. Generally, they are not poisonous. The brown ones that look quite ugly are not poisonous."
Gu Zhimiao smiled and said, "Those who look good are all poisonous."
Uncle Zhang nodded: "Also, mushrooms that grow in dark, damp, and dirty places are poisonous. Mushrooms that grow in clean grass or trees like this are not poisonous. Poisonous mushrooms often have scales and mucus, and their stems have stipes and rings."
Uncle Zhang just casually pulled a mushroom out of the ground for display.
"Oh!"
Everyone feels that knowledge enters their brain in an unexpected way.
"There is another way. If you see that the mushroom has been bitten by insects, it is not poisonous. If the mushroom has not been bitten, then it must be a poisonous mushroom because even ants and insects will not eat it, so humans cannot eat it either."
Zhao Ye asked, "Has Uncle Zhang ever eaten this kind of poisonous mushroom by mistake?"
"Yes, why didn't they tell them not to pick these poisonous mushrooms? Why did they insist on trying them? Especially the children, they are very curious. They can't be saved even if they are sent to the ICU."
Uncle Zhang sighed, as if he had thought of something, sighed, and shook his head.
Gu Zhimiao found the various red mushrooms very interesting and even got closer to smell them. It turned out that they smelled quite bad.
She wanted to touch it, but Fu Yun quickly stopped her.
"Didn't you just hear? This is all poisonous."
"I know."
"You know it and you still do it!"
Uncle Zhang led a group of people to wander around the mountain for a long time. He recognized many poisonous mushrooms, but did not see any edible mushrooms.
Uncle Zhang was still wondering if the villagers had come out early in the morning to pick all the edible mushrooms, leaving only a bunch of poisonous ones.
Fortunately, the program team arranged a plan B.
Suddenly, Teacher Zhao Ye asked, "Xiao Gu, can you write a song like this!?"
"What?"
"It's a song about poisonous mushrooms!"
"let me see!"
Everyone was stunned! Can you write this?
Zhao Ye continued to make demands: "It must have educational significance!"
【drop】
【Entertainment System 1.2 is happy to serve you】
The system always appears in a timely manner!
[Ding! The host's scene has been detected, and the audience's expectations have reached the standard. The off-site popularity value is being accumulated, but has not been calculated. You can check it. ]
[System Reward: Treasure Box*1. ]
[The treasure chest is opening automatically...]
[Obtain the song "Red Umbrella and White Poles"]
Gu Zhimiao listened to the song that had started to loop in his mind and curled the corners of his mouth.
Uncle Zhang was preparing to take them down the mountain to see the mushroom production base in their village.
"Let's go down the mountain and take a look at the mushroom base!"
At this time, Gu Zhimiao suddenly said: "Hey, I thought of a nursery rhyme that can be sung like this!"
Several people turned around and looked at her at the same time, as if asking with their eyes, how come you can also write nursery rhymes?!
"You can write a nursery rhyme just by picking mushrooms?" Yu Qingfang was a little surprised. She just thought that Teacher Zhao Ye was making things difficult for Gu Zhimiao, but she didn't expect that she actually wrote it.
Zhang Momo gave a thumbs up: "Sister Miaomiao, you are really amazing!"
Gu Zhimiao smiled and said, "Everyone can sing along with me, the lyrics are very simple!"
"Okay! Okay, you sing first and we'll learn!" Zhang Momo said.
Uncle Zhang's face was a little bad. What's wrong with this girl? She said she was going to our mushroom production base.
Gu Zhimiao looked at his expression and stepped forward to grab Uncle Zhang's sleeve: "Uncle, listen to me singing this song first. We must let other children learn it as well. This way, we can avoid many cases of accidentally eating poisonous mushrooms."
Uncle Zhang saw that his expression was very sincere and did not seem to be lying, so his expression became harmonious.
"You sing, I'll learn from you!"
"The name of this song is 'Red Umbrella and White Poles'!"
"Red Umbrellas and White Poles" - Zhi Miao (Axing and Aqi)
Lyrics: Zhi Miao (the lyricist was not found)
Composer: Zhi Miao (Stephen Foster's "Oh, Susanna")
Gu Zhimiao clapped his hands and kept the rhythm.
[Red umbrella, white pole, let’s lie down together after eating. 】
[Lie down on the board, bury yourself in the mountains, and have friends and family come over for dinner. 】
You know what, the lyrics are quite rhyming, the rhythm is quite brisk, and it’s simple and easy to understand.
[There are red umbrellas in every meal. If you eat them all, the whole village will be covered with mountains. Next year, there will be mountains full of red umbrellas.]
These lyrics made Uncle Zhang laugh!
But I immediately understood what he meant in the song, which was to tell everyone to stay away from red mushrooms and mushrooms with white stems.
"Come on, there are only two lines of lyrics, you can sing along with me!"
[Red umbrella, white pole, let’s lie down together after eating. 】
The group sang this song as they walked down the mountain. Then a group of children passing by heard it and learned the song. In less than half an hour, the whole village could sing it.
Some people even took videos and uploaded them online.
After they visited Uncle Zhang's mushroom breeding base, Uncle Zhang gave them a big bag of fresh mushrooms and asked them to go home and cook.
They compensated Uncle Zhang with the corresponding amount of money and later advertised for them.
After carrying the mushrooms back, Teacher Zhao made a delicious meal for lunch: stewed chicken with mushrooms, stir-fried Chinese cabbage with mushrooms, stuffed meat with mushrooms, stir-fried meat with mushrooms, braised pork ribs with mushrooms and potatoes, and fried mushrooms.
Teacher Zhao plans to make the remaining mushrooms into mushroom meat sauce, and then use it to make mushroom meat sauce noodles.
As usual, it was lunch time and Teacher Zhao and Teacher Chen went for lunch break.
A few young people had no habit of taking naps, so they squatted together to watch the variety show "Love Out".
I saw Fu Yun came out yesterday, so I didn’t watch it.
Today we sat together and continued watching, still with our phones facing away from the camera like we did yesterday, so no one knew what we were watching.
The moment Fu Yun came out, all the comments were: "Ah ...
The screen was full of “Ah ...
"Brother Fu is so popular!" Zhang Momo made an envious sound.
Yu Qingfang poked his arm and said, "If your fans hear what you said, they will definitely make arrangements for you."
But soon they were shocked by what was written on the barrage
"First sight of famous scene"
"Here it comes, here comes the famous scene for the first time!"
"Come on! Carry up our Yunmiao banner!"
Then Fu Yun brought the soup from Gu Zhimiao's hand, and the camera gave Gu Zhimiao a close-up.
There was also a slow motion shot of the moment when Gu Zhimiao looked at Fu Yun. When Gu Zhimiao's big watery eyes looked at Fu Yun in the camera, he inexplicably felt an ambiguous atmosphere.
Yu Qingfang felt more and more that she had encountered the real thing.
Later, when everyone was eating together, the camera kept focusing on the plate of fried meat with onions, using a time-lapse clip to show how popular it was.
“Watch out for this plate of onions, they’re not just any onions!”
"This is not an ordinary plate of onions, this is your sister Miao's inspiration!"
"She ate it, she ate it!"
"Get your tissues ready, get your tissues ready, she's about to start singing!"
"Look, there is a woman named Xiao Miao. After she ate a plate of onions, she wrote a song called Onion!"
The comments were very neat. They would post the lyrics of whatever line Gu Zhimiao sang.
[If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised]
“Sister Miaomiao, how can you write so well? You can even write about an onion in such a tear-jerking way!” Yu Qingfang almost cried after hearing this.
Zhang Momo said in a nonchalant manner: "Sister Miaomiao, even Hongsansan can write about it, so what's so strange about Onion?"
Yu Qingfang was silent.
“Even though I’ve seen it once in the trailer, I’m still moved!”
“Every one of Miaomiao’s songs is tear-jerking!”
"Sometimes I really want to thank Miaomiao's ex-boyfriend. If he hadn't broken up with her, Miaomiao wouldn't have come out of retirement yet!"
"Is it possible that it was prepared long ago?" some netizens raised questions.
"Even if it was written in advance, it sounds good..."
"The fan who said it was written in advance, if you read the next issue, you won't think so!"
"Have you seen the trailer for Slow Life? Four songs a day! Which creator dares to stockpile so many?"
The four people continued to introduce their own views on love.
"At first glance, it seems that Luo Qianru and Shen Bing are heading in the same direction!"
"Look at that look, it's not innocent at all!"
"I like to watch this ambiguous tug-of-war!"
"Look at Gu Zhimiao, his eyes are as determined as when he participated in "Stubborn Man"."
"'Stubborn Man' doesn't recruit female artists to participate!"
Gu Zhimiao thought back to his actions when he participated in the program, and it seemed that he really didn't have any emotion at all.
She glanced at Fu Yun beside her secretly, only to find that he also turned his head to look at her.
Their eyes met in the air.
The little man in Yu Qingfang's heart started dancing!
Later, I saw the part where Luo Qianru set up the tent, and the barrage was full of “Hahahahahahaha”, and then I saw the part where Fu Yun answered questions.
The barrage is even more exciting!
"Don't ask, asking is love!"
"Actor Fu actually knows all of Miaomiao's songs!"
"I cried so hard, he loved me so much!"
"Famous scene warning..."
"High energy ahead..."
“Bake at low temperature!”
"If you love her, bury her!"
Gu Zhimiao dug a hole and fell into it himself, and the screen was full of comments of hahahahaha.
Then the scene was stuck, Gu Zhimiao was lying in the pit, with his hand on his heart, and he said slowly: "Why can't I write it?"
The fans are angry!
Have to wait until next week to watch it.
"Send a razor blade to the director!"
Yu Qingfang took out her mobile phone and opened the Weibo app, which was full of hot searches about Gu Zhimiao.
If there is one good thing about this world, it is that the entertainment industry in this world is not well developed, so the fan culture of the previous life, the black fans who deliberately sow discord, etc. have not yet appeared.
Everyone uses their real name to go online, so don't talk nonsense.
The network environment is relatively simple.
Gu Zhimiao digs a hole to bury himself
Gu Zhimiao Low Temperature Baking
Gu Zhimiao Onion
Love Out
Love her, bury her.
What song will she sing?
"Sister Miaomiao, your traffic is so high!" Yu Qingfang said with some envy.
Gu Zhimiao patted her shoulder and said, "You are very popular now! Remember to go to the charts next week!"
Yu Qingfang nodded vigorously.
Time passed quickly and lunch break was over.
The program team arranged for everyone to learn basket weaving in the afternoon and invited a fellow villager to come to his home to teach everyone how to weave baskets. At the end, the prizes would be drawn on the program’s Weibo.
Everyone prepared the tools and materials and were waiting for the fellow villager to arrive.
Chen Ying handed Gu Zhimiao a glass of lemon mint water: "Drink some water to protect your throat."
"Thank you, Teacher Chen."
"Are you still thinking about that person?"
"Ah?" Why did they suddenly bring this up? And the one who brought this up was actually Teacher Chen Ying.
Teacher Chen Ying's voice was very gentle: "I listened to your songs, most of them are about heartbreak and emotions."
"If we hadn't broken up, I really wouldn't have been able to write these songs..."
If they hadn't broken up, she wouldn't have awakened the entertainment system. What she said was true.
"It's all in the past. People should look forward. Allow everything to happen. Life is just a matter of dealing with it as it happens."
"Yes. Thank you, Teacher Chen!"
The master who came to teach us how to weave baskets was a little old, but his voice was still loud. When he came over, we could hear his singing from a distance:
[Red umbrella, white pole, let’s lie down together after eating. 】
[Lie down on the board, bury yourself in the mountains, and have friends and family come over for dinner. 】
Everyone turned their eyes to Gu Zhimiao, her face turned red again, but she appeared to be very calm, and her feet were about to carve out a three-bedroom, one-living-room apartment.
"Master Zheng!"
"Xiao Zhao! Are you ready?"
"Ready!"
The materials distributed to the guests were all soft and light bamboo strips.
Bamboo strips are made from bamboo that has been cut down and processed through steps such as splitting, curling, scraping, breaking, and passing through sword gates to become a material that can be used for weaving.
In order to make the bamboo strips more tough and durable, they have to go through multiple processing steps, including carbonization and steaming to prevent moth and mildew.
"First, use a wider base, then use bamboo strips to weave. Calculate the size of the frame yourself, and then make the base the same size as the frame."
As Master Zheng spoke, he demonstrated his hand movements and the guests learned quickly.
I made the simplest frame. Except for the final edge-locking which was a little difficult, everything else was quite simple.
Teacher Chen Ying has done her homework very well and tells the story in her gentle voice.
It talked about the history of bamboo weaving in this area, bamboo weaving specialties, etc. Gu Zhimiao was fascinated by it and wanted to click on the link immediately so that she could buy it!
Finally, they actually introduced some shops selling bamboo weaving specialties.
Teacher Chen Ying is indeed a leader in the hosting industry and is very suitable for live streaming to sell goods.
When Master Zheng left, he specifically found Gu Zhimiao and gave her a red bamboo umbrella, which was painted.
"Thank you for your song, girl."
Later, the program team learned that one of Master Zheng’s nephews died after eating red umbrella.
For the first time, Gu Zhimiao felt that his songs were still powerful.
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