Entertainment system: The sad queen sang and made the audience cry
Chapter 200 Pig Song
Not to mention Fu Yun, even the audience watching the live broadcast online, and even the die-hard fans who have been following Gu Zhimiao, have never seen such a gentle side of Gu Zhimiao.
From last night's "The Moon Represents My Heart" to today's "By the Water", they are all so gentle and slow.
Soft, yet powerful.
Even the villagers who came to help were fascinated by what they heard.
They don’t understand why such an ordinary scene can produce such a gentle and graceful song?
Moreover, every line of the lyrics is very realistic. Isn’t it a long road for them to travel among the water hyacinths?
And in the middle of the water, and on the other side of the water, is there really such a girl?
They seemed to be immersed in the artistic conception of Gu Zhimiao's singing, and the scene was very beautiful.
It turns out that such a labor scene can also create such a gentle song?
[I am really impressed! Who could have thought that such a song could be sung in such a scene]
[I used to think that Gu Zhimiao only spoke from pictures and created works based on the topics she was given, but after watching this variety show, I really admire her]
[I admired her since she first came to this show and sang so many songs]
[Although I used to think that Gu Zhimiao was a bit sensational on this show, maybe because he brought a lot of alternative songs, especially the song "Xiao Fang"]
[Yes, yes, yes, at that time it felt like Gu Zhimiao was just trying to please Xiaofang, which gave people a very utilitarian feeling]
[When she saw Xiaofang, she sang a song called "Xiaofang". Who knows what she was thinking? Is that right?]
[This song is really beautiful! So gentle! ]
[And don’t you think Gu Zhimiao’s singing voice is sweet? ]
[What is sweetness? How can one sing sweetness? ]
[Gu Zhimiao is a devil. He makes me cry my heart out every time! Heartbroken! Hysterical!]
[Yes, Gu Zhimiao, who will not stop until my tears are drained dry]
When the song was over, everyone around applauded.
Some villagers held water gourds and started clapping, making the water splash everywhere.
This made Gu Zhimiao extremely happy.
Once Mr. Zhao Ye’s boat No. 1 has salvaged all the water hyacinths in this area, this morning’s work will be over!
When they went back ashore, they found that Yu Qingfang and Zhang Momo, who had returned from the capsized boat earlier, had already prepared the rice.
After changing their clothes, the group of six went to the supermarket opened by the program crew, which was not far from where they were.
It is mainly for their guests to purchase and is not open to the public.
In previous programs, the rewards had to be exchanged for various fruits of labor or physical exercises.
Today we went there and because we caught 100 kilograms of water hyacinths, we can choose as much as we want!
Zhang Momo was very excited. He took out six strings of candied haws as soon as he entered and gave one string to each person.
"Let me tell you, the candied haws from the show seem to be made with some secret technology, so they are only so delicious. But every time I want to eat them, they make me do 50 push-ups! Today you can eat as much as you want!"
He was eating a candied haws and saying, "Thanks to our teachers Zhao and Chen for fishing out 100 kilograms of water hyacinths! Applause and thanks!"
Chen Ying said slowly: "Let's talk after we finish eating!"
"Oh~"
This supermarket is neither big nor small, but it has everything you need.
There is an entire wall of grids, which is a wishing wall, and each grid contains something that the resident guests wish for.
Zhao Ye and Chen Ying had already walked to the aquatic area. Chen Ying asked, "Do you want to eat crayfish today? We have fresh ones!"
When Zhang Momo heard Teacher Zhao say there were crayfish, he pulled Yu Qingfang and ran over.
"Wow! This crayfish is good!"
Fu Yun also came over: "They all look very fresh, let's braise them in oil!"
Gu Zhimiao said: "You can also make garlic paste!"
Everyone agreed, so Zhao Ye took five kilograms of crayfish away.
Zhang Momo pointed at the abalone and said, "Can I have another bowl of the braised pork with abalone from yesterday?"
Chef Zhao said, "Pick a few and make abalone rice today!"
"Okay!" Zhang Momo happily went to find the staff to catch abalone.
Zhao Ye asked, "Xiao Gu, Xiao Fu, whatever you want to eat, just choose the dishes!"
He approached the two of them and whispered, "Once you miss this place, you will miss this shop. I don't know if we can come in and choose next time. Please help us get more."
He thought he spoke very quietly, but in fact the microphone in his collar picked up all the sound.
The director behind the scenes smiled but said nothing. He had already decided to close the supermarket after Gu Zhimiao left and let them be self-sufficient.
[It's so funny, they are whispering in broad daylight]
[The conspiracy turned into an open conspiracy]
[This is so funny. I have a feeling that life will be tough after Gu Zhimiao leaves.]
[I really hope that Gu Zhimiao will be a permanent member of this program]
[Even though she doesn't do anything, I just love watching]
Gu Zhimiao understood: "I want to eat braised pork rice, let's pick a big piece of pork to take back!"
"Okay!" Teacher Zhao received the message and went to cut the meat happily.
Fu Yun said: "Teacher Zhao, I want to eat fish. The fish we had yesterday was not enough!"
Teacher Zhao couldn't hold back his smile: "Okay, then we'll choose a big one."
Gu Zhimiao said again: "Teacher Zhao, can you make sweet and sour spare ribs? I want to eat it~"
"Yes, then let's get some more ribs."
I walked to the meat stall and saw half a pig there.
Gu Zhimiao pointed at the pig's trotter and said, "You can make braised pig's trotters, the ears and pig's face can be mixed with cold sauce, and this part can be used to make stir-fried meat..."
The staff has already heard the implicit meaning, which is that they want half the pig!
Fu Yun pointed at the pig offal next to him and said, "There are also pork kidneys and livers here. We can make stir-fry liver and kidneys, or make pork offal porridge. The pork fat can also be used to make lard."
Teacher Chen Ying also said: "You can eat the lard residue directly by sprinkling some pepper and salt on it, or you can make it into lard residue cakes."
Yu Qingfang was drooling as she listened to this: "What are you waiting for? I want this half pig!"
Zhao Ye also said: "We want this pig!"
Anyway, it says on the task list that you can choose any of the 100 kilograms of water hyacinths today.
The staff were stunned. They didn't expect it to be so casual.
If anyone is a good person, just buy half of the pigs and take them home.
"Teacher Zhao, you can't finish eating today." The staff member persuaded.
"Our refrigerator is very empty." Zhang Momo answered first.
Yu Qingfang looked at the staff and hesitated: "Are you not going to give it to me?"
The director then said to the supermarket staff through the headset: "Let Gu Zhimiao sing. As long as she can sing a song about pigs, all the pigs can be taken away!"
The staff member said, "The director said that if Gu Zhimiao sings a song about pigs, he can take the whole pig away! Otherwise, he can only take away five kilograms of meat."
"What?!" Yu Qingfang cried out in surprise.
“Isn’t this embarrassing?” Zhang Momo also stood up for his own ingredients.
Fu Yun also said: "Didn't we agree to just pick whatever we want?"
Zhao Ye crossed his arms: "The production team is a bit unfair!"
The barrage of comments also expressed dissatisfaction.
【Isn’t this bullying? 】
【If you can't bear to give up, you can't bear to give up】
I can’t imagine what a song about pigs would sound like.
[Me too, I can’t imagine it]
[This is really embarrassing, it’s better not to eat this meat]
[That’s right, how can a variety show be so embarrassing! ]
Chen Ying tugged at Zhao Ye's clothes and said, "Or, we can get five pounds of meat and go back to make some braised meat, stir-fried meat, and some crispy pork."
Zhao Ye was also ready to compromise.
But at this time, Gu Zhimiao had already changed the song with the system.
【beep】
[Entertainment system version 2.1, at your service]
[Host needs detected, use popularity points to exchange for treasure chests]
[System Reward: Treasure Box*1. ]
[The treasure chest is opening automatically...]
[Obtain the song "Pig Song"]
Gu Zhimiao asked, "Is it true that if I sing a song about pigs, we will get all the pork from this pork stall?"
What Gu Zhimiao wanted was not just half a pig, she wanted the whole pork stall.
The director said in the headset: "Promise her!"
The staff member confirmed it, then nodded and said, "Yes, all for you, just a song about pigs!"
"Okay! Got a guitar?"
Zhang Momo yelled, "Sister, wait a minute, I'll go back and get it for you right away!"
Then, without waiting for a reply, he ran away in a hurry.
The director feels that this song is going to be a hot topic again. It’s a song about pigs. How awesome!
Zhang Momo quickly brought the guitar. Gu Zhimiao took it, put the strap on his back, and then scratched the strings. He introduced it with a smile: "Since it is a song about pigs, then this song is called "Pig Song"!"
The barrage made everyone laugh like crazy.
[This name is OK! ]
【】
[Hahahahaha, pig song, pig song]
[I am really looking forward to it]
What kind of song will this be?
[The small stool is ready]
Gu Zhimiao played the accompaniment and her voice was very playful!
【pig!】
Your nose has two holes.
[You still have snot hanging from your nose when you have a cold]
【pig!】
You have dark eyes
[I look and look but I can't see the end]
【pig!】
Your ears are so loud
[You can't even hear me calling you stupid even if I fan you]
……
At the beginning, Gu Zhimiao sang each "pig" very heavily and with great charm.
For many people, it was the first time to hear such a light-hearted and humorous song.
The lyrics are indeed written around pigs, showing some scenes and emotions.
The melody is cheerful and pleasant, and the lyrics are simple and full of humor.
It caused the audience to burst into laughter, and the audience at the scene couldn't help laughing.
The staff were even more stunned.
The director's eyes widened, wondering if he had heard it wrongly.
It turns out that songs about pigs can be sung like this.
Entering the chorus, the singing became more lively and relaxed. Gu Zhimiao smiled and sang while holding the guitar:
[Oh! Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail, a good kid who is never picky about food]
[Sleeping until the sun goes down every day, never brushing teeth, never fighting]
……
[This song really starts with a pig in every sentence]
[As expected, it’s a song about pigs]
【It turns out that you can create like this】
[Good song]
[My mind is full of pigs now. Your nose has two holes]
[Hahahahahahaha, you’re a pig from beginning to end]
[In order to eat a pig, write a pig song]
[This song may not have as much depth as other songs, but it is nice and funny]
[This is a very suitable song for relaxation]
[Don’t you think it’s also suitable for scolding people?]
[The lyrics are also very logical]
[Suddenly this song is all in my mind]
[Not fighting is a good thing, but you still have to remember to brush your teeth]
[When I was little, I was a cute pig. When I grew up, I was a delicious pig.]
【From cute to delicious】
……
In the end, Gu Zhimiao took home everything from the pork stall with the song "Pig Song" and filled an entire refrigerator, benefiting all the flying guests who came later.
Zhao Ye and Fu Yun were cutting up pork in the kitchen, Chen Ying and Zhang Momo went to pick vegetables, and Yu Qingfang and Gu Zhimiao were sitting outside the kitchen brushing crayfish.
"Sister Miao, your performance of 'Pig Song' today was absolutely amazing!" Yu Qingfang praised while washing shrimps.
Gu Zhimiao smiled. It would be really amazing if there was no system!
"It's mainly because Mr. Zhao's cooking is so delicious, so I have to get all the meat."
Yu Qingfang sighed: "It's a pity that you are leaving tomorrow! Would you consider becoming a permanent guest on our variety show? I love listening to you sing."
【Yu Qingfang spoke my mind】
【Xiaofang is our spokesperson】
[Can I stay here permanently? ]
【Please stay here! 】
【I want to watch Gu Zhimiao sing "Pig Song" every day! 】
Gu Zhimiao stopped what he was doing and smiled reluctantly: "Even if I want to stay here permanently, my body won't allow it..."
Yu Qingfang was stunned.
Gu Zhimiao muttered to himself in a very low voice: "I don't have much time left..."
Yu Qingfang acted as if she didn't hear it and lowered her head to start washing the crayfish, but her eyes were already wet.
The microphone on the collar picked up sound very well, and everyone watching the live broadcast heard this sentence.
"I don't have much time..."
When Long Shimin and Wang Xiaoya saw this, they felt a little sad.
I already knew the news, but why do I still feel so bad?
The live broadcast barrage stopped for a while.
Everyone seemed to have collectively forgotten about this matter and pretended not to have heard this sentence.
The director also thought about it backstage and said to his assistant, "When we edit the broadcast version, cut this sentence out, and also edit this part of the live broadcast later."
"it is good."
Dinner is richer than breakfast.
The dishes were served and everyone raised their glasses.
Teacher Chen Ying, the host, said: "Let's raise our glasses to thank Gu Zhimiao for winning the pork for us!"
Gu Zhimiao interrupted and said, "I still have to thank Teacher Zhao first. Teacher Chen fished out 100 kilograms of water hyacinths today! Otherwise, we wouldn't even have the chance to enter the supermarket!"
"Stop talking, thank you all!" Zhang Momo was so impatient facing the table full of delicious food!
"cheers!"
"cheers!"
Everyone took a sip and then started to devour the food.
This table smells so good!
The barrage of comments started to show "If you eat it, it's equivalent to what I ate it." The topic that had just been dormant in the morning became a hot topic again.
After lunch, everyone slumped in their chairs and didn't want to move.
"Let's take a nap!" Yu Qingfang suggested.
"go!"
They went back to their rooms in groups of three or four to take a nap.
Gu Zhimiao went back to her room and quickly downloaded the songs from yesterday and today and sent them to Zhou Feng to arrange the music. When she returned, she could record the complete version and put it on the platform.
Zhou Feng felt that he was getting busier and busier, fortunately this time he had Long Shimin to help him.
Gu Zhimiao didn’t take a nap, she still had to perform songs for the next episode of “Masked Singer”.
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[Note] "Pig Song" is a song sung by Xiang Xiang, with lyrics and music written by Mao Hui. It is included in Xiang Xiang's music album "Pig Song" released in 2005.
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