Zongman: I am on the set of Oregairu, playing the role of Bai Xue

"Youth is a lie and a sin."

In the teacher's office, a mature woman with long black hair sat on a chair.

She crossed her long beautiful legs, looked at the A4 paper in her hand with a cold expression, and read aloud the slightly scribbled words on the paper.

“Those who glorify youth often deceive themselves and those around them. Look at everything in your environment positively.”

“Even if they made a terrible mistake, they still regarded it as a symbol of youth and engraved it as a page in their memory.”

……

"On the other hand, those who do not sing the praises of youth are truly righteous."

"The conclusion is: all your cash deposits should explode!"

When she finished reading this essay of several hundred words, veins seemed to appear on her forehead.

After listening to it, Beinuo looked confused, as he felt that the article sounded familiar.

But that’s not the point now.

He remembered that he was in the hospital just a second ago, feeling unbearable pain all over his body and almost unable to breathe.

When I finally began to breathe smoothly, I somehow found myself in the office in front of me.

where is this?

A revolving lantern? Or a dream?

Who is this beautiful lady in front of me?

Before Bei Nuo could organize his thoughts, the other party asked first.

"Hikigaya, do you remember what the essay topic I gave you in class was?"

This name seems to be a character in an anime.

"Hmm? Who is Hikigaya?" Kitano asked subconsciously.

The beautiful teacher immediately cast a sharp gaze at him, "You kid not only forgot the question, but also forgot your own name?"

This serious tone, coupled with the pretty face pretending to be angry, immediately activated the fragmented memories in Beinuo's mind.

His name is Hikigaya Kitano.

The person in front of him was his Chinese teacher, Hiratsuka Shizuka.

I have a younger sister named Hikigaya Komachi.

Well, combining the interpersonal relationships in my memory with the strange composition just now.

Beinuo quickly understood his situation.

Isn’t this the world of “Oregairu”?

He actually became the protagonist!

"What are you daydreaming about? Are you addicted to pretending to have amnesia?" Shizuka Hiratsuka didn't have time to act with him, "Do you need me to use my fists to cure your amnesia?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka raised her hand and clenched her fist, striking a fighting pose like in a fighting comic. If Kitano continued to act, she would undoubtedly strike out with a heavy punch.

Seeing this, Bei Nuo hurriedly stopped him, "Wait! I didn't lose my memory, I remember now. Um, the title of the composition is... "A Review of High School Life"!"

"Tsk." Seeing that he didn't continue acting, Shizuka Hiratsuka put down her hand with a bit of disappointment.

The current situation cannot be explained by common sense, but the clear breathing at the tip of the nose and the beating heartbeat told Beinuo that this was not a dream.

"Since you know the title, then what does it say? A criminal declaration?" Shizuka Hiratsuka said helplessly.

Kitano scratched his head, not knowing how to respond, because this composition was written by Hikigaya Hachiman in the past and had nothing to do with him.

Shizuka Hiratsuka glanced at Kitano and couldn't help but sigh.

"Your eyes are like the eyes of a dead fish."

Bei Nuo couldn't help but respond when he heard the familiar metaphor from the anime:

"Teacher, your analogy is not quite appropriate. Not to mention that the actual size of a human eye is much larger than a fish eye, the 'dead' nature of dead fish eyes alone is not suitable for a high school student as energetic as me. Teacher, you should understand this, unless you are older..."

A certain word in the conversation was quickly caught by Shizuka Hiratsuka, causing her to react instinctively.

"Take the move!!"

Her figure flashed and she punched Beinuo in the abdomen.

But Kitano seemed to have anticipated this and used his palm to block Hiratsuka Shizuka's attack route.

The fist collided with the palm, making a crisp sound.

Hiratsuka Shizuka was a little confused.

The move just now should have caught people by surprise, but this guy's reaction was so good!

Bei Nuo moved away the other party's warm fist and made a complaint.

"Teacher... it's not nice to use violence."

“Ah, sorry.”

Shizuka Hiratsuka actually apologized on the spot.

In Kitano's impression, Shizuka Hiratsuka is a good teacher who is very responsible to her students and is still single. Besides this, what other characteristics does she have?

He couldn't remember it for a moment.

"There's a flaw! Take it!"

"Well--!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka took advantage of the moment when Kitano was distracted and knocked him out with one punch.

Seeing Kitano lower his head and hold his stomach, Hiratsuka Shizuka pretended to be indifferent and declared victory, "You are still a little naive after all."

Beinuo finally remembered that this teacher liked to imitate plots in hot-blooded comics.

Perhaps she had succeeded in making her student feel embarrassed, so Shizuka Hiratsuka smiled slightly.

"Since I have defeated you, follow me obediently from now on."

Although Kitano was hit by the Iron Fist of Justice, Hiratsuka Shizuka did not use much force.

He came to his senses and remembered what was going to happen next, so with a bit of suspicion and anticipation, he decided to follow and find out what was going on.

The two walked through the campus.

As I walked and looked around, the campus structure became clearer in my mind.

This is indeed Sobu High School, not his alma mater in his previous life.

He subconsciously recalled his high school life, which seemed distant and vague.

Since entering society, apart from the endless work, I have been staying in my rental house for short rests.

Going to and from work became his main social activity. He led an unhealthy lifestyle and eventually became ill from overwork.

Campus life seems like a thing from the previous life.

The sound of metal baseballs hitting each other on the playground, mixed with the cheerful sounds of youth, drew his attention back.

The current situation, which is like a dream but not a dream, makes people feel confused.

Now it is club activity time at Sobu High School.

Unaffected by after-school classes or self-study, the students who stayed behind basically participated in club activities.

"It's here, it's here."

Shizuka Hiratsuka brought Kitano to a secluded corridor, and she took the lead in opening the door of the classroom in front of her.

Bei Nuo also followed him in.

The room was filled with desks and chairs like a warehouse, with only a long-haired girl sitting by the empty window.

She sat on the windowsill, letting the breeze blow and the sunset shine. No matter in the past or the future, the girl was reading quietly.

She is Yukino Yukinoshita from Class J in the second grade.

With her consistently top grades in the grade, and a beauty like that of a school beauty, a well-proportioned figure, and fair skin, her existence undoubtedly adds a dazzling brilliance to the world.

Just by sitting there, Yukinoshita made countless boys yearn for her, but she gave off an aura that kept people away, which made many people feel regretful.

"Hiratsuka-sensei, shouldn't I have told you to knock before coming in?"

Facing Yukinoshita's questioning, Hiratsuka Shizuka just waved her hand, obviously not caring, "Even when I knocked on the door, you never answered."

The conversation between the two people is as familiar and strange as the story is told.

It made Beinuo a little dazed.

"Who is the person standing there in a daze?"

Yukinoshita's clear voice could be heard from the spacious classroom.

"His name is Hikigaya, and he hopes to join this club." Shizuka Hiratsuka was worried that he would return to the otaku club, so she had to take the initiative.

However, there was no response from Beinuo.

Hiratsuka Shizuka turned to look at him in confusion.

I saw Beinuo staring blankly ahead, as if he was wandering in a trance.

"Hey, are you daydreaming?" Shizuka Hiratsuka reached out and patted Kitano's shoulder.

"Ah?" Bei Nuo came back to his senses, with an expression as if something had happened.

"Don't act out that scene with me, kid. It's lame, you know that?" Shizuka Hiratsuka looked a little helpless, and then explained to Yukinoshita.

"As you can see, he has a very odd personality, so he is always alone and very pitiful."

"Let him learn how to get along with others. The situation should get better. So can you put him here? I would like you to change his awkward and withdrawn personality."

In response to this, Yukinoshita kindly suggested: let the teacher beat him up.

Shizuka Hiratsuka also agreed, but since the supervision has been stricter recently, the use of violence against students is prohibited.

Beinuo really wants to complain, you had already used violence before you came!

But he doesn't care about those trivial things.

Because there are more important things happening right now.

Just now, a strange picture appeared in his eyes. In the upper left corner of his vision, an icon similar to a game UI was displayed.

[The material for this episode is being recorded...]

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Bei Nuo was confused, "What the hell?"