Full-time King

Chapter 1180 Bullshit Poetry

"My surname is Qin and my given name is Tian. Miss Hua, you are so beautiful. Can I kiss you?" Qin Tian looked at Hua Manyue and smiled. He stood up and walked towards Hua Manyue, but someone stepped forward and blocked Qin Tian, ​​preventing him from passing.

At the same time, Hua Manyue's face looked very ugly. Qin Tian actually teased her again, and in public. It was too bold and too rogue. Not only was she angry, but the spectators below were also very angry. This was their goddess, and Qin Tian actually teased her. It was outrageous.

"Young Master, please be respectful!" Hua Manyue looked at Qin Tian unhappily.

"That's right, Mr. Qin, you should know shame as a human being. How can you be so frivolous? I suggest you apologize to Miss Hua immediately!" Li Yunlong, who had failed to strike up a conversation with Qin Tian just now, immediately stood up and said, trying to please Hua Manyue.

"that is!"

"Apologize!"

"Apologize!"

Each guy pointed at Qin Tian and said slowly.

Qin Tian looked at them, smiled slightly, and then said: "How can Qin be frivolous? As the saying goes, everyone has a love for beauty. I am just expressing my sincere thoughts. How can it be frivolous? How can I be shameless? I think you are the ones who have no shame. You clearly want to get close to her, but you pretend to be gentlemen. It is really hypocritical and not what gentlemen do. Moreover, I express my love, which shows that Miss Hua Manyue is beautiful. Only beautiful people can make people express their inner thoughts involuntarily. I am actually praising Miss Hua Manyue for her beauty. Isn't it okay to praise Miss Hua Manyue? Do you think Miss Hua Manyue is ugly and can't be praised? Then what are you still doing here, go home quickly!"

After Qin Tian's words came out, everyone was stunned. Their brains couldn't process it for a while, and they were unable to make a judgment in an instant. Why did it sound like Qin Tian was right to act like a hooligan? They were wrong. For a moment, these people were confused.

Qin Tian looked at these guys and laughed secretly in his heart. He continued: "Qin is just expressing his admiration. You actually said that I am frivolous and shameless. I don't know what you are thinking. I think it's not my mouth that is dirty, but your heart!"

After hearing these words, everyone was dumbfounded again, speechless, and even a little ashamed.

Hua Manyue was stunned when she looked at Qin Tian. What kind of mouth did he have? He could actually say that a dead person was alive. What kind of person was he? He was so shameless to the extreme.

"What do you think, Miss Hua, am I right?" Qin Tian looked at Hua Manyue with a smile and walked towards her. The people around him who were trying to stop him found that they could not move and suddenly became anxious.

Hua Manyue was also stunned. Looking at Qin Tian who was walking over, she hurriedly said, "Mr. Qin, please respect yourself!"

"I weigh one hundred and thirty kilograms!" Qin Tian said with a smile. Instantly, people around him vomited blood. Damn, this is irrelevant. Who asked you about your weight? I told you to cherish yourself, okay?

Hua Manyue didn't expect Qin Tian to give such a shocking answer. She almost fainted and hurriedly took a few steps back.

Qin Tian also stopped at this time and did not move forward.

"What does Qin Tian want to do? Is he trying to be a hooligan?" Xi Dao He said in a low voice to Qian He and the other man. The two shook their heads, indicating that they didn't know. The others also looked at Qin Tian blankly, not knowing what Qin Tian wanted to do.

"Mr. Qin, what are you going to do?" Hua Manyue looked at Qin Tian and asked, very confused.

"It's nothing. Miss Hua is so beautiful, I came up to take a closer look. Yes, she hasn't had plastic surgery!" Qin Tian smiled slightly, then turned around and went downstairs. Everyone felt puzzled and didn't know what Qin Tian meant.

After a while, everyone came to their senses, but Qin Tian had already returned to his position, and the guy who stopped him had also regained his composure.

Hua Manyue was looking at Qin Tian with great curiosity at this moment. This man suddenly made her want to understand him very much. Qin Tian seemed like a mystery.

After taking a look at Qin Tian, ​​Hua Manyue regained her original expression and said to the people in the audience: "Everyone, the old rules apply. I will give you a question and you will write a poem. Whoever does the best can spend the night with me!"

"Okay! Miss Hua, please give the questions quickly!" The young men in the audience couldn't bear it anymore and said excitedly.

Hua Manyue looked at the people in the audience and said, "The moonlight tonight is extremely beautiful. So, let's write a poem about the moon tonight!"

As soon as the words fell, all the so-called talented people immediately began to think hard.

After a while, a man stood up and shouted, "Miss Hua, I have an idea for a song!"

"Okay, please!" Hua Manyue looked at the young man and said.

The young master immediately coughed twice in a very formal manner, with a smug look on his face, and then said, "There is a big moon in the sky, and there is also one in the lake. There are two in total, and they are really big and round!"

"puff!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

As soon as this man's poem came out, Qin Tian couldn't help laughing. Damn it, you actually dared to say this is a poem and even recite it aloud. Damn, you are really a god!

“Hahahahaha…”

Not only Qin Tian laughed, but everyone else also laughed so hard that they almost got a stitch in the side. How could anyone dare to recite such nonsense? He must be either mentally retarded or brain-dead.

Even Hua Manyue, who had a calm expression, couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh. This young man was so embarrassed that he turned around and ran out without waiting for Hua Manyue's judgment, too embarrassed to see anyone.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone laughed for a long time before stopping, and their mouth corners were sore from laughing.

"Okay! Everyone, who wants to show off their talents?" Hua Manlou returned to his original expression and looked at the people below the stage.

"I come!"

At this time Li Yunlong stood up and looked at Hua Manyue and said.

"Okay! Mr. Li, please!" Hua Manyue obviously recognized Li Yunlong, which also made Li Yunlong quite proud.

Looking at Hua Man Yue, Li Yunlong struck a pose that he thought was very cool, and then said, "There is a beauty under the moonlight, her name is Hua Man Yue, and a wonderful music spread across the sky, as if a fairy flew down from heaven."

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

"Clap clap clap..."

When Li Yunlong finished, there was a burst of warm applause. Li Yunlong was so happy and excited that he looked at Hua Manyue and asked, "Miss Hua, what do you think of my masterpiece?"

"Go away! You have the nerve to call this a masterpiece when it's so bad? Do you have any shame? You're no different from that guy just now. You just put together four sentences at random. The rhymes are not even right. It's just a third-rate doggerel at best!" Before Hua Manyue's voice could be heard, Qin Tian's voice sounded first, full of disdain.

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