On the application of plant zombies in the world of Naruto

"To be honest, I just don't want to take any serious action against the Earthly Wrath. It poses no threat to me."

Chongming tried his best to minimize the impact of Kyojuro's elimination of Di Yuyuan on himself, and he was just short of saying: You, a human being, are too insignificant in front of me. Now that I am willing to talk to you, just accept it with gratitude.

Tajima, who had been standing behind Kyojuro, sneered and crossed his arms.

"Chongming, you are so secretive. Do you really want to do business?"

It's too early to bring up the things you care about on the table. This tailed beast has really been in the deep mountains and forests for too long, and its mind is very simple.

If the charm mushroom did not have special effects on Chongming, how could it have taken the initiative to propose such a transaction with humans.

Zhongming said stubbornly, "I just think it tastes good and I want to buy it, is that not okay? Besides, I'm talking to a kid, you didn't pay for it, what right do you have to speak?"

Uchiha Qing rolled his eyes inwardly, who would believe that? It thought other dishes were delicious just now, but it didn't ask for any. Besides, the scale powder was its means of attack. It didn't use human money which was worthless to it to exchange it, but instead used this special weapon that no ninja could refuse.

The only purpose was to overwhelm the ninjas' heads and make them agree to the deal without thinking.

Kyojuro's tone also turned cold, because of Kurama who had been with him since childhood and Gyu-oh who had always missed him, he was willing to treat the strange tailed beasts politely, but that did not mean he could sit idly by and watch the tailed beasts insult his elders.

Now Chongming has something to ask for, and he doesn't have the strength to rob, but he still acts so arrogantly, which is really annoying for no reason.

"He is my elder. He said he would sell me if he could. After all, there will always be beasts who will try to trick me because I am young."

"Don't talk nonsense. I don't want to trick you."

Chongming's wings trembled in annoyance. There was a difficult ninja behind the child. If it weren't for these big Uchiha, it would have simply kidnapped the child back to its nest.

Niu Gui guessed Chongming's little thoughts, and stayed calmly beside Kyojuro, just wanting to watch the show.

Tsk tsk, Chongming is getting worse and worse. He is always sharp-tongued and mocks this and that, but when facing humans, he can only use force.

There are only a few ordinary Uchiha here, and the most powerful one in the clan has not come yet. In other words, the current Uchiha are afraid that a fight will affect Kyojuro, and in addition, the Eight-Tails seems to have an unclear position in their eyes, so they have not taken action.

If Uchiha Madara was here, Chongming would never dare to have such evil thoughts.

Even if they take the person back, it will take less than an hour for Uchiha Madara to destroy its nest and burn even its wings.

Because Kyojuro made it clear that he would only make the deal if Tajima agreed, Shigeaki could only bargain with Tajima reluctantly.

In the end, the man and the beast signed a contract, and the scroll contained the chakra of both parties, so it could not be faked.

From now on, the Uchiha caravan will deliver sixty charm mushrooms to Chongming every season and place them in the cavity of a large tree twenty meters east of the camp. They will stay here for three days. Chongming needs to take away the charm mushrooms within three days and leave behind a scale powder pill.

Both parties were satisfied with the transaction.

Chongming: I made a profit! I lose fans every time I fly anyway, so I can use them to exchange for supplements that can improve my strength!

Uchiha: I made money! The charm mushrooms piled up in the mushroom house can finally be sold! They are sold to humans, so you don’t have to worry about being cheated when you walk around!

……

On the way back, thinking about Chongming's voice which was different from that of Isobu, Niugui and Kuroko, Senju Tatomi secretly approached Niugui.

"Mr. Niu Gui, let me ask you something."

Niu Gui was delighted when he saw this kid's standard posture for listening to gossip. This Thousand Hands is quite interesting!

It also tilted its body and struck a classic gossip pose.

"what happened?"

"The Chongming just now..."

That's what I wanted to ask. The first pair of Ushio's tentacles wrapped around his nonexistent chin, and he picked up two more tentacles to cross his legs, "Ma'am."

"Miss?"

"We don't have gender when we divide things based on facts, but that guy wants to be a female, so he is a female~"

"That……"

Qianju Duofu's eyes gradually moved to the junction of the cow ghost's body and tentacles, and he was immediately hit by the cow ghost.

"Okay, you're curious enough, but there's no point in looking any further. We don't have that thing."

"Ah, that's it."

Senju Tatomi was quite disappointed, all those Niugui x Uchiha novels written by Auntie Momoka were just made up and boring.

Niu Gui had been listening to gossip for so many years, and he knew at a glance that this guy must have had preconceived impressions from something he had seen. After all, its body structure was more similar to that of an octopus, and the reproductive arms of an octopus were not in that place.

"Boy, give me a few of those things you read, and I'll tell you some exciting gossip."

Qian Shou Duo Fu took a breath of cold air. He was found out for reading pornographic books! Wait, it's okay. Bull ghosts are not human.

The next second, his eyes lit up and he grabbed the cow ghost's tentacles, "It's a deal!"

"? What do you mean it's a deal?"

Hearing his friend's excited voice, Kyojuro also leaned over to ask.

"Nothing, this guy asked me to train with him, saying that my tentacles can simulate the feeling of a Wood Release User."

I see. It seems that Tofu hasn't given up the idea of ​​defeating his cousin Hashirama. Kyojuro clenched his fist and said, "Come on!"

"Uh-huh!"

……

Ever since the scale powder from Chongming came into being, the Uchiha family's poisons have gone from horrifying to bizarre.

I don’t know how Xin did it, but he was able to divide the scale powder balls into several types according to different colors.

Yellow scale powder causes paralysis, green scale powder causes dizziness, pink scale powder causes dreaming, and purple scale powder causes hallucinations.

Among them, yellow scale powder is the most, followed by green, and purple is the least. However, in the second half of the year, the content of purple scale powder gradually increases.

Uchiha Tajima then confirmed his guess. Sure enough, the toxicity in Chongming's body had a lot to do with its food. No wonder it would rather endure the stench and live in the Land of Water Trap. The Land of Water Trap has abundant water and dense forests, and there are countless poisonous weeds in the mountains and fields. It is indeed the most suitable place for it to live.

This is also the reason why it must get the Charm Mushroom.

When mentioning the charm mushroom, Tajima couldn't help but think of the situation in the capital, and a natural smile appeared on his face.

Just as he was about to step into the house, Ji Qi decisively changed direction and followed the wall to find Linglong's house.

Isogai: Tajima Ichisho, life and death are unpredictable. Although I don’t know who is unlucky this time, I still wish him rest in peace.

"exquisite."

"Master!"

Linglong rushed over happily and wanted to pick up the Three-Tails, but was stopped urgently by Uchiha Mori.

Jishen glared at the man who had been preventing him from being alone with his beloved disciple, but he felt like something was wrong.

Why does this guy keep wearing that fake smile?

Hurts eyes.

Out of sight, out of mind. Ji Tan focused on watching his apprentice. It didn't matter that he looked at him.

"Are you pregnant with a baby?"

Linglong touched her belly which was not showing, "Yes, Master was in the capital in the summer so I didn't see it. It's three months now."

Pregnancy is a good thing for humans, right?

Isobu is a little unsure, but it would be great if she could give birth to a little girl with the same Feng Shui chakra as Linglong.

"Then you really shouldn't hug me."

Isobu carefully recalled the little human knowledge he had. Pregnant women seemed to be more fragile than usual, and it seemed that they would have a miscarriage if they were pushed.

"It's okay, Master. I asked Grandma Huizi, and she said that doing more daily activities can help me have a smoother birth."

Linglong said, waving at Uchiha Mori, "You go and do your work, I'll be fine with my master at home."

Uchiha Mori looked at Isogai seriously. He knew Isogai's appreciation for Linglong.

"Master Jiyou, Linglong will be in your care for the next few months."

He belongs to the Intelligence Department and has no way of asking for leave, so he can only adjust his days off. In order to be able to stay at home before and after Linglong's delivery and during her confinement, he has to carry out tasks outside the tribe for the past few months.

Fortunately, Ji Qie finished his work this year and had a holiday, and was willing to look after Linglong. He also asked Aunt Su, his biological mother and his eldest sister to take better care of her, and there shouldn't be any problems.

"Yeah," Jishen nodded. Linglong was his disciple, so of course he would protect her.

The babies born in the future will be its descendants, and its descendants will be endless. It is so happy that it has found a fixed family that can support it for the rest of its life!

I am indeed the Isobutsu who symbolizes perfection!