Curse back: Tiger Stick sister is not cute at all

The sound of reading could be heard outside the window again.

The sound woke Sheng Wu up, and she was so angry that she grabbed a peach and threw it out.

"You filthy fortune teller, disturbing someone's sweet dreams is a very immoral thing to do, don't you know?!"

It's so early in the morning and there's really no chance for survival.

Sheng Wu bent his body, scratched his chin with the tip of his wings, and lay back on his golden bed.

The person outside the window caught the peach, wiped it casually on his clothes, and took a bite.

"How about it? I didn't lie to you, did I? You'll become rich overnight without any worries about food and drink, and you'll be surrounded by countless handsome men."

Sheng Wu raised his eyelids and glanced at him: "But the great fortune you are talking about is the great fortune of heavy trucks."

"Just tell me if it's good luck!"

Good fortune is indeed good fortune, but it is not that good fortune!

Sheng Wu sighed slowly, propped up his chin with his paws, and looked at the sycamore tree outside the window.

She thought she would encounter something even more exciting.

For example, giving someone a River Map and Luo Shu or something like that.

"I'm talking to you, Old Dragon." The man outside the window leaned on his arms and said, "Isn't this fun?"

"It's quite fun. It's true that I became rich overnight and I'm surrounded by handsome men, but it's not challenging at all."

These words made the man shudder.

He threw the peach pit back into the room and said, "Listen to what you are talking about. You are Yinglong, the creator, the creator of the world, and the destroyer of the world. If you are challenging us, we will all be finished."

He doesn't want to face this kind of challenge.

Sheng Wu stretched out his claws: "It's you, not me."

The man shut up.

Because from the tone of his voice, Shengwu was not in a good mood.

However, when he caught a glimpse of the tip of Shengwu's tail swinging rhythmically, he realized that he was wrong.

Shengwu is in a good mood.

The man jumped in decisively and took something out of his sleeve.

"This is the new novel from the various worlds you traveled through, this is the comic book that was released, and this is your letter."

Things should be handed over when he is in a good mood, otherwise he will definitely be the one in trouble.

He didn't want to be struck by lightning while walking on the road one day and be burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

Shengwu looked at the extra pile of books in the room and asked slowly, "Is Conan finished?"

"...Old Dragon, you have only been in a trance for three months, not thirty years. Don't dream about this."

"Oh."

The man sat cross-legged at the table, flipped through the goodies on the table, took a piece of jade paste and put it in his mouth.

Every time he came here, he would eat and drink for free.

Because she was born in a high position, she always stayed in her own territory, and no god dared to steal her things, so she often had a lot of things.

"Have the new ginseng fruits been delivered?" The man flipped through the boxes again and again: "Why are all of them the old ones?"

"It should be piled outside." Sheng Wu pointed to the door.

The man thought about what she said about the distance between the outside and the room, and gave up and chose to eat the old food.

"By the way, have you met any unforgettable handsome men in Shenyou?"

"There are quite a lot of them. One person in particular has very beautiful eyes. It's a pity that he can't bring his eyes back."

"Old Long, your identity is quite sensitive, don't have such a perverted hobby."

"You stinky fortune teller, believe it or not, even if I threw your horoscope away, no one would dare to say anything to me."

"I believe it. Here you go." The man took out a ball of fluorescent stuff and said, "Go ahead and make me a better one. It would be best if it was made of your dragon scales."

Sheng Wu rolled his eyes and said, "Get lost."

The man rolled the astrolabe in a circle.

He muttered, "Old dragon, don't you lose any scales or hair?"

"Have you ever seen a child with hair loss problems?" Sheng Wu rolled his eyes: "Don't be delusional."

She just calls herself Lao Long, which doesn't mean she is really old.

If you want her to lose her hair, just wait!

But the man refused to give up: "Children also lose their hair. Give me two strands and I will arrange a better fate for you next time."

There is nothing in life that is not needed.

If I were to hit the jackpot again, it would be a real lack of virtue.

Seeing that Shengwu refused to eat anything, the man could only touch a new peach in despair and try to vent his anger by eating all of Shengwu's food.

I don't care about anything.

"Take away the things piled at the door when you leave. Don't waste them."

The man laughed out of anger: "Listen to what you are saying, these are all divine objects, are they going to rot in front of your house or what…"

"Crack."

He bit into something hard.

It's neither a peach pit nor peach flesh, but something strange.

The man stiffened and held the peaches in front of him.

"Old Dragon... your peaches are infested with worms..."

The pink bug poked its head out, looked around, and then made a human-like sound.

"This is where?"

Ok?

Shengwu's attention finally left the comic book in his hand.

She saw the pink bug clearly and couldn't help but let out a "tsk".

"...Old Dragon, the bugs have become spirits..."

"That's not a bug, it's a local specialty." Sheng Wu waved his hand casually: "You stinky fortune teller, you can play with it."

The man couldn't imagine that local specialties would be bugs.

He put down the half-eaten peach and hid on the other side of Shengwu.

This is about keeping an absolute distance from the bugs and an absolutely reliable barrier.

"Dragon?" The pink bug turned its head and said, "Dragon is born?"

Sheng Wu chuckled: "I didn't expect you to sneak across on my return bus, Ryomen Sukuna."

"Smuggling?!" The pink bug was so angry that he jumped up and down: "There was an earthquake and I wanted to save you, who would want to sneak away!"

"What kind of place is this? What the hell have I become?"

The man hiding behind Sheng Wu finally confirmed that this was indeed a local specialty and not a worm-infested peach.

He let out a long sigh and kindly explained, "This is the heavenly world, parallel to the world you live in."

"It's okay to sneak across. I can send you back safely. Don't worry."

As soon as the words fell, laughter appeared.

There is no laughter in life.

She smiled unkindly: "He can indeed return safely, but he will die when he returns."

We can only guarantee the process is safe, not the result.

"Ah? Is that so?" The man thought for a moment and said, "Then don't go back. Stay in the heavenly world."

He took out his own astrolabe and said, "Don't worry, I'll register it for you."

"The old dragon's relatives all have names and surnames. If they are registered under the name of the carp spirit, they can still jump over the dragon gate and become the old dragon's relatives in the future."

Shengwu rolled his eyes.

The idea of ​​treating insects as relatives of carp is really outrageous.

"Let me see what the fate of this local specialty is...hiss, let's put it under the name of Piranha."

Sukuna seriously suspected that this strange man was mocking him.

Sheng Wuze said indifferently: "You stinky fortune teller, pay attention to the impact."

Arranging an identity for Sukuna means keeping him in this world.

The man waved his hand indifferently: "He is an anti-Japanese hero on another level. This is his reward."

Of course, the rest of the things have to be done by the parties themselves.

The man picked up the peaches again, cut through the air with his fingers, and threw the peaches in.

"Little Nuo, you are over a thousand years old, which is the right age for you to fight and explore. Go and practice."

"Waiting for you to return to the heavenly world~"

Sukuna lost consciousness again before he could even utter a curse.

Ikumu threw away the equally unfinished "Jujutsu Kaisen" and looked in the direction where Sukuna left.

Ok, that's it.