Curse back: Tiger Stick sister is not cute at all

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An Utahime's life is also her life...

Having these two friends, An Geji is really unlucky.

In addition, the expired rice balls were made by convenience stores, so even if they were expired, they were not made by Geto Suguru!

Don't mistake industrial products for Geto Suguru's works!

There was a knock on the room door.

Sheng Wu couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

People should not be too weak sometimes. She will definitely stuff all the things that will be revealed later into Geto Xiayou's mouth.

"Shengwu, have you slept yet? If you haven't rested yet, have breakfast and then go to sleep."

Xia Youjie had heard the conversation a long time ago and knew that Shengwu had not rested, so he gently pushed open the door and brought the tray into the room.

Then the dinner plates were placed on the table.

Looking at the dark tempura on the plate, the saury that looked like it had been cooked but also alive, and the bowl of udon noodles that were as cooked as her and Nozomi.

Sheng Wu now has only one thought in his mind -

Daddy!

Why isn't your breakfast ready yet!!!

"Hungry, hungry, so hungry, so hungry~"

Gojo Satoru shouted recklessly.

"If time passes but there is no curse power, I will starve to death. People who die of starvation will be very ugly. I don't want such an ugly death~"

Sheng Wu slapped the prison door and said, "Don't worry, you won't die of ugliness, you will just die of shortness."

"Prison Gate, open the door."

We can’t open all the doors. If Gojo Satoru runs away, with his speed, Shengwu won’t be able to catch him.

The instructions for opening and closing the prison gate were very simple. As soon as the words fell, Gojo Satoru rolled out of the prison gate.

But only half of it rolled out.

Gojo Satoru's legs were out, but his upper body was still inside the prison gate.

Shengwu tried hard not to laugh and gave his look a thumbs up: "It fits the original."

However, Gojo Satoru seemed unaware of how ridiculous his condition was. He walked around the room twice with his long legs and finally sat down at the table.

Like a stilt bird hatching.

This kind of thing where the prison gate is above the waist is the first time that Xia Youjie has seen it. The corners of his lips twitched twice, and he didn't laugh very happily because he still had some empathy.

The main reason is that Gojo Satoru's legs are too long. If he gets angry, a kick can still be lethal.

"How can we eat like this?" Gojo Satoru didn't care about the two people's laughter: "My mouth hasn't come out yet, Xiaoshengwu~"

Considering how pitiful he is, please release his upper body as well!

Sheng Wu thought about it, pretended not to understand his hint, and suggested seriously: "You can try rectal absorption."

Anyway, the same goal is achieved through different paths.

Gojo Satoru understood. He stood up, jumped on the spot, and then his lower body returned to the prison gate.

Then, a silver mop emerged from the prison gate, and this time Gojo Satoru replaced it with the upper half.

Izumi also stood up, and this time she walked around the room, took down the wooden sword that was used as decoration on the wall, and put it into Gojo Satoru's hand.

The tall bird exploded and became a man.

“Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, I’m dying of laughter!” She couldn’t help laughing. Her belly started to hurt. “He looked so handsome when he was locked up. How come he’s so funny when he came out? Hahahaha!”

The next time Gojo Satoru does something fancy, it won’t be the left and right halves, right? Hahaha!

Xia Youjie was stunned: "Didn't Shengwu do this on purpose?"

"He didn't do anything wrong and he's good-looking. Why should I bother him?" Sheng Wubian asked with a smile.

She just didn't want Gojo Satoru to disrupt Nozomi's next plan, but she didn't want Gojo Satoru to die.

Fortunately, she didn't have PTSD, and was quite accepting of the current situation, so she just laughed it off.

Gojo Satoru waved his wooden sword and said, "The previous position was too uncomfortable. This is more comfortable."

When he was locked up, his hands were tied behind his back and he knelt on one knee on the ground, enduring the restrictions and restraints of the entire prison gate.

If he hadn't reacted quickly, he would have fallen to his knees, completely humiliated.

Now that he can choose his own posture, Gojo Satoru will naturally choose one that makes him feel comfortable.

As for leaving Yumenjiang?

Judging from Shengwu's current attitude, it should be impossible for the time being.

Putting down the wooden sword, Gojo Satoru picked up the chopsticks and picked up a piece of tempura: "Why put charcoal on the plate? Are you going to grill something?"

When he saw the udon noodles, he suddenly realized.

"Oh, it's cold, you should eat hot noodles. No wonder the noodles look undercooked!"

Izumi really couldn't bear to see Gojo Satoru being wasted by the food.

She picked up a piece of tempura with her bare hands and broke it open to show him what was inside.

The charred outer layer does not affect the rawness of the food inside.

As for how this is done?

Ikumu felt that there was no need for her to tell Geto Suguru that some ingredients needed to be thawed before use.

Regardless of whether it is thawed or not, it will become kitchen waste in Xia Youjie's hands and will eventually be dealt with by Dai Tian.

Oh, Dai Tian is still sleeping. It seems no one is dealing with it today.

"Wow, the inside of this charcoal is actually pink!" Gojo Satoru was amazed: "Is this a new type of charcoal?"

……

Selling a silver mop head, 99% new, with two blue light bulbs for free.

"This is tempura." Shengwu said in a heavy tone.

The brain is a good thing, and she hopes that Gojo Satoru can use it in daily life.

However this is impossible.

Hearing that it was something edible, Gojo Satoru threw the tempura into his mouth and said while chewing, "Is this a new product? Speaking of which, I'm always on business trips and haven't gone shopping for a long time. I don't even know what's popular now."

With a "gulp", Gojo Satoru swallowed what he had chewed.

Sheng Wu took a breath of cold air.

The most powerful spell is so terrifying!

"It's not tasty." Gojo Satoru commented seriously: "There are always these strange new products, which are expensive and taste bad."

Xia Youjie smiled: "This is not new, it is the breakfast I made for Ikumushi, not for you."

"Oh, no wonder it tastes so bad, I thought it was just my favorite flavor."

After learning the truth, Gojo Satoru spoke frankly.

"Jie, you ate too much plain noodles, and it must have damaged your brain. You gave such a disgusting thing to me, are you trying to murder me?"

While speaking, Gojo Satoru tried to pick up the belly of the saury.

The chopped saury suddenly jumped up from the plate, turned over, and clamped the chopsticks with its breathing gills.

Silence spread outward from Geto Suguru's body.

Gojo Satoru looked at Izomu, and Izomu looked at the ceiling.

Don't look at her. She doesn't want to make excuses for Geto Suguru's cooking skills, nor does she want to complain about how the harder Geto Suguru tries, the sadder he becomes.

"Dong dong dong."

The voice of salvation finally arrived.

Fushiguro Shigeki came with two large plates of food. He looked at Gojo Satoru strangely for several times, then put the plates down.

"These side dishes are for the young lady, the others are for me... and the leader and Gojo Satoru."