Yinzhen: Become the favorite of the group in the Qing Dynasty where the brothers were reborn

It turns out that there are no most bastards in the digital army, only more bastards.

Kangxi was a Buddhist.

emo.

He knew that the eldest son was a bastard, and he knew that the eldest and second sons were bastards, but he didn't expect that when his sons got together, they were the worst bastards among bastards, and the worst among bastards!

How could there be a prince who held on to the emperor's thigh and threatened that he would not let go even if he was beaten to death if he was not allowed to go on the southern tour? !

How could there be a brother who is a robot vacuum cleaner? !

How come ...

Aren't they really from a zoo?!

They've all regressed, haven't they?!

Kangxi had a terrible headache. A very severe headache.

He looked at the crown prince who was holding onto his thighs, at his ninth and tenth sons who were spinning freely on the ground, at his third son who was crying with his head in his hands, and at his eldest son who was threatening him by grabbing his thirteenth son, and he completely gave up.

He has completely given up on this world.

If this were the future, he thought, he would call Qingshan Mental Hospital and send all these bastards in.

No, not should, but absolutely!

“Breathe ... inhale ... breathe ... exhale ... ”

Emperor Kangxi was struggling to adjust his breathing. He inhaled, exhaled, inhaled, exhaled...

Then he slammed the table, "Quiet!"

If the tiger doesn't show its power, it will be treated as a sick cat.

Emperor Kangxi was furious, and became even angrier than before. He could not contain his anger.

He tried to pull his legs out, but couldn't. He lowered his head to look at the prince who was grinning with his eight teeth showing, and was speechless for a moment.

He could only turn to his other sons. Looking at his eldest son who was holding up the Thirteenth Son as a threat, Emperor Kangxi gritted his teeth and said, "Yinzhi! Put the Thirteenth Son down for me!"

He is really capable. He uses his little brother to threaten Khan Ama. Sooner or later, he will trap this bastard!

Yinzhi was not intimidated. He refused to let go and said arrogantly, "Khan Ama, you must first promise me that you will take me with you on the southern tour, otherwise I will not let go of my Thirteenth Brother."

He was really brave. While he was talking, he threw Xiao Shisan, who was lying down as a hostage, up to the top and then caught him again.

They were not scared, and Emperor Kangxi almost jumped up on the spot.

" ... ... OK, I'll take you with me!"

Emperor Kangxi, who almost broke his back teeth, agreed in anger. Then he saw his thirteenth son raised his hand very quickly and said, "Khan Ama, I want to go too!"

" ... ... " These words made Emperor Kangxi fall into deep thought.

Okay, okay, let’s play like this, right? !

"Why are you going, you little brat, go back to your mother."

Emperor Kangxi was furious and decisively drove the eldest prince and the thirteenth prince out of the Qianqing Palace.

Out of sight!

Standing outside the Qianqing Palace, the north wind blew, and the two brothers, one big and one small, looked at each other.

"There's nothing I can do about this, brother. Thirteenth brother, you'd better stay in the palace obediently."

Yinzhi spread out his hands, helpless. He couldn't help at all.

Little Thirteen kicked him angrily and walked out angrily. He was going to find his fourth brother to cry to.

Damn it! What's wrong with being small? Why can't he go with us?!

The two brothers, who were not very happy with their cooperation, parted ways, while in the Qianqing Palace, Emperor Kangxi was still studying how to get rid of this group of monkeys.

He sighed, and his eyes moved away when they met Yinlang and Yin? who were mopping the floor for him. The more he looked, the more his eyes hurt.

"You two, stop mopping, the place is shiny now."

Although his ninth and tenth sons were already seven years old, they were still very young. Even if he wanted to take them with him on the southern tour, the Imperial Concubine and the Concubine Yi might not be at ease, so ...

"Liang Jiugong, cover the mouths of the Ninth and Tenth Princes and send them back to the Imperial Concubine and Concubine Yi!"

Ha, since he, as the Khan, can't do anything about it, then let the Imperial Concubine and the Concubine Yi, the two mothers, take care of it.

If all else fails, we will have to resort to extraordinary measures.

Emperor Kangxi's eyes looked deep for a moment, but he soon came to his senses because he heard sobbing sounds coming from his third son who was crying with his head in his hands.

He was in pain all over now.

In fact, the third son has always been very normal, so he is not too worried about his condition.

But no one expected that this person was only normal on the surface, but had gone mad to another level inside.

Is it true that all story writers are like this?

Emperor Kangxi thought about all sorts of things in his head, then he looked at Yinzhi numbly and said calmly: "If you keep crying, I will immediately close your bookstore."

"Ah?" Yinzhi suddenly returned to normal.

The corners of his eyes were slightly red, but upon closer inspection, there were no tears at all. It was just fake crying.

Seeing his acting skills, Kangxi really wanted to award him a little golden man. It would be a pity if he didn't go to act.

Yinzhi's pain point was severely grasped, so he dared not act recklessly anymore. He could only look at Kangxi hesitantly, and then said in a very sad voice: "Khan Ama, do you know? Your son has not seen the scenery of Jiangnan for many years."

"My son always wonders, Jiangnan, Jiangnan, what does it look like?"

"But my son can't figure it out. He has been on a southern tour before, but..."

He wanted to say something but stopped himself, but unfortunately Emperor Kangxi looked calm.

"If you continue to act like this, I will let you supervise the country when I tour the south."

" ... ... " Yinzhi was convinced.

He cast a resentful look at Kangxi, as if accusing him: You are cold-blooded, heartless and unreasonable!

But Kangxi didn't respond to his eye contact at all. He just looked silently at Yinreng who was hugging his thigh and laughing so hard that he forgot himself. Then he said: "If you laugh again, I will tear out your teeth."

Yinreng: " ... "

Really, I stopped laughing all of a sudden.

With just two sentences, he calmed down the two crazy sons.

The tired Emperor Kangxi twitched his legs again: "Let go."

Finally freeing his legs, Kangxi looked at his second and third sons in front of him helplessly.

To be honest, he really didn't think of taking them with him at first.

He said earnestly: "I am going to tour the south, you must stay and supervise the country."

But before he finished speaking, Yinreng said, "Khan Ama, we can let Second Uncle and his men take over as regents."

Anyway, this kind of situation has happened before in my previous life.

Yinreng looked serious. He only wanted to tour the south and did not want to be regent.

Yinzhi also nodded in agreement: "Khan Ama, I think what my second brother said makes sense!"

They just wanted to go out for a stroll and didn't want to be trapped in the Forbidden City to work.

"... ... I am going on this southern tour, not for fun." Kangxi felt that he had to make it clear to his two sons in front of him that he was going on a southern tour for serious business, not for fun.

But Yinreng and Yinzhi didn't listen. They said in unison: "It doesn't matter!"

It doesn’t matter what you do when you go out, the most important thing is to be able to go out.

"Are you serious?" Kangxi raised his eyebrows slightly. He was not joking. He really had a lot of things to do during this southern tour.

Since there is a coolie right in front of him, he will naturally accept it!

"You can go on the southern tour, but you must obey me. Otherwise, I will send you back to Beijing at any time."