I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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When Su Haoxuan heard that a handkerchief cost him a thousand yuan, he was completely shocked.

Although he had never seen the appearance of the person next door, he could conclude that he was a treacherous person just based on the price.

One thousand dollars for a handkerchief?

Oh shit,

Why doesn't he go and rob it?

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Seeing that the man next door didn't say anything, Xiao Sijun, who had already lost his patience, asked one last time.

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"Hey, do you want more?"

"You don't want me to leave?"

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You know, he sneaked out when his sister and Uncle Henry weren't paying attention. He had already wasted a lot of time dealing with the creepy guy.

I’m afraid that if I continue to get entangled with the man next door, my mother will be angry.

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As everyone knows,

When Su Haoxuan heard that the other party was leaving, he was stunned. He was originally thinking about whether to bargain with the other party.

Not wanting to miss his only chance to 'keep himself clean', he responded hastily.

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"Yes... yes, a thousand dollars is a thousand dollars, it's better than nothing."

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As the saying goes, even a piece of toilet paper can make a hero fail. Although it costs a thousand yuan to go to the toilet now, you can still exchange it for a soft handkerchief.

Besides, as the second young master of the Su family, he has important business with his eldest brother today, so he can't just squat here and wait for it to dry.

While talking,

Su Haoxuan took out a thousand yuan in cash from his pocket and stuffed it through the gap at the bottom of the bathroom.

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"Brother, please help me. If you have extra toilet paper, you can give me some."

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Xiao Sijun didn't come to the toilet at all, so naturally there was no toilet paper.

However, because he was rich, he still responded perfunctorily, then wiped out the handkerchief that had just been wrapped in chili powder and handed it to the other party.

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"Well, try it with a handkerchief first. If it's still not enough, I'll help you find a solution."

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Su Haoxuan: “................”

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Naturally, Su Haoxuan heard that the profiteer next door was unwilling to help, and he wanted to say something to bargain.

Unexpectedly, my brother's number suddenly lit up on the phone screen.

Afraid of being scolded for being late, the flustered Su Haoxuan just glanced at the light blue handkerchief out of the corner of his eye.

He took it and started to do his work in a hurry.

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Next second,

With the stimulation of capsaicin, Su Haoxuan's fragile little skin was instantly burned into a ball of fire.

His face, which was originally a little yellowish, turned extremely red in an instant.

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"Oh my god..."

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"What the hell did you give me?"

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Su Haoxuan cursed instinctively and asked angrily while wailing.

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Listening to the heart-wrenching screams coming from the toilet next door, Xiao Sijun, who was originally a little worried, was almost laughing to death.

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"Hahaha!"

"You big fool, I was afraid that you would feel that you had wasted a thousand dollars, so I put some chili powder on the handkerchief."

"How about it, this feels good, right?"

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Su Haoxuan: "................"

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"You son of a bitch, why are you trying to harm me when I have no grudge against you?"

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Before coming here, I had heard that the social security in Country T was in chaos, but Su Haoxuan never expected to encounter such a thing in the bathroom.

So he spent a thousand yuan to buy a bowl of chili noodles?

Oh shit,

If his body didn't allow it, he would definitely rush over to settle the score with the other party.

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Seeing the guy next door start to curse, Xiao Sijun, who had been well educated by his mother since childhood, responded very calmly.

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"Who told you to fart so loudly? You look so fierce, and I think you must be a bad guy. The pepper in the towel is super spicy. If nothing goes wrong, you will enjoy this feeling for the next 48 hours."

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Su Haoxuan: “...............”

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Su Haoxuan was so angry after hearing this that he gritted his teeth, not knowing if it was because the spicy pepper was too strong.

He didn't feel anything when the handkerchief touched him just now, but just a few seconds later, the feeling of fire spewing out of his body became stronger and stronger.

The burning sensation at this moment was as if someone had touched the ignition button. If he hadn't tried his best to control himself, he would have flown into outer space like a rocket.

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"You bastard, you dare to play tricks on me, believe it or not......"

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With his face flushed and ears flushed, Su Haoxuan wanted to curse a few words to vent his anger while enduring the inhuman pain. However, he was interrupted before he could even open his mouth to speak.

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"Believe it or not, in a few minutes your butt will be so spicy that it will wither. I advise you to go to the hospital or find a basin of water to soak for a while, otherwise you will be in trouble."

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With this remark,

The screams from the bathroom next door suddenly stopped, but they only lasted for a few seconds before the pig-slaughtering howls came again.

Then,

Xiao Sijun clearly heard a man cursing and stumbling away.

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"Oh shit!"

"Hospital...Hurry up and take me to the hospital."

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