I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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He frowned and glanced at the staggering man in front of him.

Perhaps he realized that the boy seemed to have a physical problem and thought that Su Haoxuan's intestines were really beaten out. Although Su Yichen was reluctant, he still took a few quick steps forward and came closer.

However, he never expected it.

When the two of them were only a little over a meter apart, a sour and stinky smell rushed directly into Su Yichen's nose, causing him to stop breathing.

After taking a few steps back, Su Yichen cursed angrily.

"What's that smell? Su Haoxuan, did you poop in your pants?"

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Su Haoxuan: “..................”

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Seeing that such an embarrassing thing was directly called out by his eldest brother, Su Haoxuan's usually shameless face turned red in an instant.

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"Ah~~~~"

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“Oh my god~~~~~”

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"The street lights are really...really bright tonight."

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"Brother, you...come and see. You can see the stars from where I am."

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Su Yichen: “..............”

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If Su Yichen had just said that out of anger, then his mind went blank when he saw Su Haoxuan staggering and refusing in a strange manner.

The two brothers have been together for so many years. Although Su Haoxuan can't do anything, he has always been good at personal hygiene.

Suddenly, seeing him wearing a 30-kilogram diaper, Su Yichen couldn't help but wonder if this kid really had pooped his pants.

The air froze for a moment.

Before Su Yichen could respond, Liu Yanyan took a step forward out of curiosity when she heard that she could see the stars.

"How can I see stars in the room? Haoxuan, are you lying to me?"

Seeing that the woman was about to step forward, Su Haoxuan was so scared that he screamed and his face turned pale instantly.

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"don't want!!!!!"

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“Brother…Brother…”

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It is no exaggeration to say that

At this moment, Su Haoxuan has placed all his hopes on Su Yichen.

If the eldest brother had not stopped Liu Yanyan today, then as the second son of the Shen family, he couldn't help but poop his pants and would definitely be at the top of the hot search list for the next month.

at the same time,

Su Yichen had already realized that this kid might really be as he thought. He was worried that if this matter got out, he would lose face.

So while Liu Yanyan had just taken a step and hadn't noticed yet, he took her hand and walked away from behind.

"The stars you see in the room are also jinxes. I will take you back to your room now. If you like looking at stars, there are many more in the sky outside."

The words fell,

Su Yichen, who felt that the Su family had lost all face, glared at the man in the corner and quickly fled from the other side.

Seeing his elder brother disappear from sight with that woman like a savior, Su Haoxuan breathed a sigh of relief as if he had saved his life.

Perhaps it was because he suddenly relaxed from a highly tense state, Su Haoxuan relaxed too much and failed to control the power of Chrysanthemum for a moment, and another loud thunder sounded.

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Puff~~~

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“Oh my god~~~~”

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"It's over, it's over. The water is flooding the Golden Mountain, and the birds are chirping as they enter the Red Gate."

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"If I don't go to the toilet, I'll become a dung beetle."

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Here

Su Yichen hurriedly pulled her out of the room, and Liu Yanyan, who was wearing high heels, nearly fell down several times.

Seeing that this boss who was always serious suddenly became so proactive, Liu Yanyan blushed and shouted in a low voice.

"Yi Chen..."

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"Yi Chen, slow down. I can't keep up."

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Su Yichen: “................”

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At this moment, Su Yichen's mind was full of the matter of that bastard Su Haoxuan pooping his pants, and he completely forgot that there was a woman following him.

Suddenly, a delicate reminder was heard from behind, and Su Yichen stopped abruptly.

However, just as he turned around and wanted to ask the other party how she was, Liu Yanyan didn't react in time and was unable to dodge and suddenly bumped into Su Yichen's strong chest.

After realizing that he had not considered it carefully, Su Yichen took a step back very gentlemanly.

In fact, Su Yichen's quick reaction has already defeated 99% of men. After all, although Liu Yanyan is a little older, she exudes the unique aura of a mature woman from the inside out.

If someone else faced this kind of opportunity, even if they didn't take advantage of the opportunity to take advantage of the woman, they would definitely stand there and savor the fragrance emanating from the woman in their arms.

However, Su Yichen withdrew his hand from Liu Yanyan's chest immediately.

The silky and milky air instantly has a charming scent.

Thinking that this was a plot deliberately designed by the man in front of her, Liu Yanyan blushed and lowered her head.

He raised his hands slightly to straighten his eyes that were crooked by the impact, and then whispered softly.

"Actually...you don't have to be like this. I know you well over the years."

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"Besides, I don't really want to look at the stars. If you like, we can watch a movie together."

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Su Yichen: "..................."

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