I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

Seeing that her eldest son was avoiding her, Feng Lan immediately became suspicious.

"Lin Hao, turn around."

Lin Hao turned his back to his mother and deliberately yawned.

"Oh, I'm sleepy. If you're free, think about what to eat tomorrow morning."

It was obvious that her son was deliberately avoiding her. Feng Lan grabbed Lin Hao's ear without saying a word. She pulled her son up and questioned him angrily.

"Lin Hao, tell me the truth, do you have any private money? Now we can't even afford to eat, and you are still keeping secrets? Believe it or not, I will skin you alive."

He didn't expect that his mother would still pull his ears even though he was already twenty years old. Lin Hao couldn't help but got angry.

"What money? You have all the money you have since leaving home. Let me go now. How can I marry a wife if I get hurt?"

"Don't play dumb with me, Lin Hao, I'm telling you, if you don't take out the money today, forget about getting married."

The kid she raised knows how far away he is from shit even when he farts, let alone hiding money secretly. If this kid doesn't have money in his hand today, she will pull his head off.

Seeing that the brat had no intention of taking the initiative, Feng Lan simply took action.

"I'm going to feed you and keep you supplied with food and drink, but you're already distracted by me before we even get married. Do you think I can find the money?"

Seeing that his mother had actually pulled his pants down and even pulled under his insoles, Lin Hao realized he couldn't escape so he had to beg for mercy.

"Alright, alright, I'll give it to you."

As he said this, he turned around and reluctantly took out the five hundred yuan he had saved from his frugal life from the lining of his underwear.

Feng Lan was so angry when she saw those red hundred-yuan bills. She had to persuade the villagers to lend her three hundred yuan, but this boy hid five hundred yuan in his underpants. She couldn't help but doubt whether her son had any extra money.

"Tell me the truth, do you have any more money? We can't even afford to eat right now. If you still have money, give it to me right away."

"It's gone, it's really gone. Do you think I have any place to hide the money?"

Lin Hao's face was full of grievance. It was bad enough that he had to sleep under the bridge in such a cold wind, but now his mother searched him for a few hundred dollars.

Feng Lan looked at her son several times, and only gave up after making sure that there was no place to hide the money. She then threw his clothes over.

"Okay, put it on quickly to avoid catching a cold. Since we have money, we won't stay here today. Let's find a hotel and go home tomorrow morning."

After two days of sleeping in the open air, Feng Lan didn't want to stay in this shabby place anymore. Although it was not certain whether the damn boy had any money, she had to pay for it. She would think of a way to deal with the damn boy when she got home.

But just as the mother and daughter were getting dressed and preparing to leave, several flashlights suddenly shone on their faces.

Feng Lan only felt a blank in front of her eyes. The dazzling light made her dare not look up. Lin Hao was even worse off. He had just put on his pants halfway when it became dawn. He was so scared that he quickly turned around and tried to hide.

At this moment, a sudden voice startled the mother and daughter.

"You are risking your life to commit adultery in a place like this. Hurry up and put on your clothes and go to the police station with us."

"Comrade police officer, you have misunderstood. We are mother and son."

When Feng Lan saw clearly that the person standing in front of her was a policeman, she hurried forward to explain. However, Lin Hao, who had been afraid of police uniforms since childhood, wanted to escape before he even fastened his pants. He never expected that he accidentally fell into the moat.

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Here

For some unknown reason, Su Yichen wanted to spend the night at Zhang Rui's house. Lin Xiaoyu originally wanted to let him sleep alone in the second bedroom, but Zhang Rui locked them together.

"Xiaoyu, brother-in-law, you two should go to bed early. Choubao and I have also gone to bed. Don't worry, no one will disturb you tonight."

Lin Xiaoyu: “….”

"Rui Rui, open the door. I don't want to sleep in the same room with this man."

"Hey Xiaoyu, just listen to me! I put a parachute in your pocket, just take it out if you need it at night. Okay, I'm going back to my room now and I won't chat with you anymore. I'll open the door tomorrow morning."

"Rui Rui, Rui Rui!"

No matter how Lin Xiaoyu called out to Zhang Rui, there was no response. Until she heard the other party actually closed the door, Lin Xiaoyu turned around helplessly and looked at the man lying on the bed.

"Su Yichen, why are you staying here tonight?"

She asked angrily. Her injured ankle was now even more painful because she had pushed Zhang Rui too hard just now.

Lin Xiaoyu was seen limping to the bed, but the bulging feeling in her pajamas pocket made her very curious about what a parachute was.

However, when she took it out and saw that it was a whole box of condoms, Lin Xiaoyu couldn't help but secretly complain about Zhang Rui in her heart.

"How come I have no idea when Chou Ruirui put it there? Do I need this thing when I just agreed to a marriage with that man?"

Lin Xiaoyu originally wanted to throw this thing away, but after searching for a long time, she couldn't even find a trash can in the room. Worried that Su Yichen would misunderstand her, she had no choice but to put it back in her pocket.

Then she slowly came to the man and saw that Su Yichen not only did not answer her question, but also pretended to be asleep, which made Lin Xiaoyu even more angry.

Frowning and looking at the hypocritical man in front of her, Lin Xiaoyu suddenly thought of a good idea. The next second, she gently pinched Su Yichen's nose, and sure enough, within three seconds, the man who was pretending to be asleep could no longer bear it.

"You want to murder your husband?"

Pushing Lin Xiaoyu's hand away, Su Yichen's eyes trembled slightly.

Lin Xiaoyu's lips curled up with a hint of pride, and when she spoke again, her tone was low and playful.

"I just want to see if my husband is dead. If he is, there is no need to prove his property. All the property under Mr. Su's name will be mine."

Lin Xiaoyu's words were originally a joke, but the listener took it to heart. Su Yichen looked at her and saw that she didn't even try to hide her feelings, and his eyes were very cold.

It seems that this woman thought she had the protection of grandma, and now she can't hold herself back anymore. However, she is probably still a little naive to have any thoughts in front of him.

"If you want to get my property sooner, I can give you an idea."

Su Yichen always spoke in an unkind way, and Lin Xiaoyu thought he was joking and asked casually.

"Whatever idea Mr. Su mentioned, if it does not involve laws and morals, I can learn from it."

Su Yichen's face became increasingly gloomy, and the anger in his tone could not be ignored.

"It's very simple. You just need to confess your inner conspiracy in front of my grandmother, then divorce me and you will get a compensation that is enough for you to live for the rest of your life."

Lin Xiaoyu: “…”