I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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Holy shit! ! ! !

Perhaps because she was too nervous, Su Erniu wanted to find a corner and die when she opened her mouth.

She just subconsciously wanted to find a topic to divert her brother's anger, but she didn't expect that she accidentally chose the most socially unacceptable answer.

As everyone knows,

At this moment, Su Yichen's expression also froze.

Looking at his cousin's gradually blushing face, Su Yichen couldn't help but shudder and felt a chill on his back.

But before he could say anything, Su Erniu hurriedly explained.

"Um... that big brother, please don't misunderstand me. I like the lotus root that is served cold and with lots of sesame paste."

Su Yichen: “................”

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Obviously,

Su Yichen was not interested at all whether she liked the lotus root to be served cold or with seasonings, but thinking about what the girl had just said, he wanted to sprinkle a handful of chili powder on it.

Frowning and staring at the gradually red face, Su Yichen, somewhat angry, scolded coldly.

"I didn't expect that the inspiration for the relationship mentor came from lotus root, and lotus root with sesame paste. Today, Xiaodao pulled his butt and accidentally opened my titanium eyes."

Naturally, she could hear that her eldest brother's words were all mockery towards her, and Su Erniu was completely speechless.

But it's rare for a straight man like my brother to be able to make witty remarks.

"whee!!"

"Okay, big brother, if that's the case, you better take good care of your wound. It's okay, my sister, I'll leave first."

Su Erniu gritted her teeth and acted coquettishly with her elder brother. Knowing that danger was approaching, she ate a few bites and wanted to leave.

As everyone knows,

Her every move and even the subtle thoughts between her eyebrows had already been captured by Su Yichen.

Seeing that the girl wanted to escape, Su Yichen shouted at her angrily.

"Get back!"

Su Erniu: “.............”

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Her butt was less than ten centimeters away from the chair when she suddenly heard a low and angry scolding in her ear, which scared Su Erniu so much that she sat back in shame.

"Brother...Brother, I want to go to the bathroom. How about you wait for me for five minutes and then come back?"

He frowned and looked at Su Erniu who was full of evil ideas.

Su Yichen refused without even thinking about it.

Not only that, in order to let the little girl know who is the boss, Su Yichen added a few more sentences.

"No, whether you are peeing or pooping, you have to sit here honestly today."

"Brother, what if I can't hold it in?"

It is not difficult to see that the reason why Su Erniu was so anxious to go to the bathroom was entirely to ask her sister-in-law for help.

After all, judging from the eldest brother's current condition, there are only two people who can suppress his anger, one is grandma and the other is sister-in-law.

But it is obvious that distant water cannot quench immediate thirst, and grandma is not the Monkey King who can ride the somersault cloud, so she naturally cannot help her.

The only person who could help her solve the problem was her sister-in-law.

However, Su Yichen was angry at the moment, so how could he not know what this little girl was thinking?

He turned around, took a trash can from the corner and placed it in front of Su Erniu, and scolded her coldly.

"If you really can't hold it in, just pull it in here."

Su Erniu: “............”

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Subconsciously looking at the guests around her who were eating, Su Erniu's face turned as red as a monkey's butt.

OMG!

Why didn’t I realize that my brother was so perverted before? Isn’t he worried about being heard saying such disgusting things in a restaurant?

But because the man in front of her was her second brother, even though Su Erniu was very angry, she didn't dare to show the slightest dissatisfaction.

Su Erniu forced a hypocritical smile on her pretty face and spoke quickly to protect herself.

"Hehe! Thank you, brother."

"But.....let's forget it. I'm quite an introvert, and I can't poop when I see something constipated."

While talking,

Su Erniu carefully put the trash can back on the ground.

Since he had important matters to settle with this girl, Su Yichen completely ignored her insignificant resistance.

"Since you can't pull it out, then answer my question obediently. When did our little princess become an emotional mentor? Why haven't I heard about such an important thing?"

Hearing her elder brother's gloomy tone, Su Erniu was suddenly startled.

It seems that this love rival Song Zihao has completely taken root in this guy's heart.

But because her sister-in-law had told her not to tell anyone, Su Erniu could only give a vague reminder even though she was afraid.

"Brother, I...I said this is a beautiful misunderstanding, will you believe it?"

Su Yichen frowned slightly, obviously not trusting such a misunderstanding at all.

"Since it's a misunderstanding, let's put it aside for now. I hope you can answer the next question seriously."

Su Erniu was getting anxious seeing that her elder brother was not going to let go. What should she do? She could not run away and there was no one to save her. What if her elder brother continued to keep on pursuing Song Zihao? Wouldn't that ruin her sister-in-law's plans?

Su Erniu blinked her beautiful eyes hard and asked timidly.

"Wh...what's the problem."

Perhaps seeing the girl's timidity, Su Yichen deliberately lowered his voice to create a fierce atmosphere.

"Nothing, I just want to consult with you, my emotional mentor. Do you think there is a window paper or a colored steel door between me and your sister-in-law?"

Su Erniu: “………….”

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Before Su Erniu could figure out how to answer, Su Yichen had a socially fatal problem.

"By the way, can you help me check if your sister-in-law has any lines in her eyes when she looks at me?"

At this moment, Su Erniu really had an urge to die.

At this point it seems that he, the eldest brother, must have been hiding somewhere eavesdropping for a while.

OMG!

How can this be done?

Just now she was just teasing that bastard Song Zihao on a whim, but who could have thought that these words could be eavesdropped on.

In a flash,

In Su Erniu's heart, her elder brother is not even a human being, but a god, a god who eavesdrops on all secrets.

Nicholas eavesdrops on God Yi Chen.

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