I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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as predicted,

Su Erniu's continuous praise of him with rainbow little butts made Song Zihao's heart float.

Fortunately, this bastard is born knowing the tricks of framing people. Although he is currently blinded by love, he still retains a bit of rationality and asks.

"Then...what about your eldest brother? I heard that they haven't divorced yet. And even if your sister-in-law and I are in love, will Su Yichen let go?"

Seeing that this bastard was not completely stupid yet, Su Erniu rolled her eyes and came up with an evil idea.

"Don't worry about that. They are about to get divorced, and I promise that within three days my sister-in-law will be single again. As for how you behave, I don't think I need to remind you."

Song Zihao: “.............”

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The air froze for a moment.

In the end, under the guidance of this emotional mentor, Song Zihao secretly made up his mind to fight for love.

"it is good!"

"I'll risk it all. Don't worry, if Sister Xiaoyu and I really end up together, you will definitely be the biggest contributor."

Seeing that the first step had been successful, in order to make this bastard get on the next track as soon as possible, Su Erniu pretended to be envious and gave a false reminder.

"I believe you will succeed, but it's a pity that I can't meet a romantic man like you. If a man wearing handsome clothes proposed to me on the deck of a cruise ship, I promise to marry him without hesitation, and then have ten or eight children together and play with them every day. It's so romantic just thinking about it!"

Song Zihao: “................”

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A word awakened the dreamer. At this moment, Song Zihao was worried about how to win Sister Xiaoyu's favor at once.

Su Erniu's unintentional murmurs did provide him with inspiration.

Next second

Song Zihao frowned and stared into her eyes, and asked in astonishment:

"You...what did you just say?"

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Thinking that she had been discovered somewhere by this bastard, Su Erniu looked nervously in the direction of the door and then began to explain hesitantly.

"No...nothing. I said if someone proposed to me on a cruise ship I would definitely say yes."

"What's wrong? Is there any problem?"

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It was not difficult to tell from Su Erniu's slightly trembling fingers that she felt a little uneasy about this impromptu lie.

If this guy really finds out, it would be a small matter for me to be embarrassed, but if it ruins my sister-in-law's plan, the consequences would be unimaginable.

She thought this thing would ask something else to test her, but unexpectedly Song Zihao just smiled smugly.

When he spoke again, there was a hint of coquettishness in his tone.

"You may be young, but your ideas are quite mature. However, Sister Xiaoyu ranks first in my heart. If you want to have a baby, I can help you think of a way."

Su Erniu: "..................."

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Damn it, this princess was really scared!

I thought I had been discovered by him, but it turned out that this dog was just in heat.

Pooh! ! ! !

A toad wants to eat the beautiful swan meat. I guarantee that you will never realize this beautiful dream in your lifetime.

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Even though she despised the bastard in her heart, Su Erniu could only reply with a wry smile because of her sister-in-law's instructions.

"Whee!"

"Forget it, I was just kidding. Actually, being a monk in this life is pretty good. By the way, what are you going to do next? If you need help, I can do my best."

At this moment, Song Zihao was already immersed in the joy of impending success. He looked at the young girl in front of him with sinister eyes, and then said something with a smirk on his face.

"I think you should think about how to have ten children. As for helping with the demonstration, you don't need it yet. But I plan to propose to Sister Xiaoyu on the cruise ship in three days. If you can promise to spend a few thousand dollars to make her divorce your brother, I will give you 500,000 yuan as a reward for your hard work."

Su Erniu: “............”

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Seeing that there were benefits to be gained from going with the flow, Su Erniu, whose activity funds were always tight, naturally had no reason to refuse.

However, in order to prevent this bastard from accusing her of taking money but not working, Su Erniu decided to be a good person and send him a message.

"That's no problem. Leave it to me. In exchange, I might as well give you another thing. My sister-in-law likes excitement, especially excitement when she is valued. If you want to get her as soon as possible, you must find everyone you know. Otherwise, your proposal will probably end in failure."

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The words fell,

Song Zihao, who had a smug look on his face, suddenly became serious.

Obviously, proposing to him is no problem. A boat, flowers, or even money falling from the sky are all small things. But it would be a bit difficult to get all the people he knows to come.

It’s not that he doesn’t have the strength, but his friends don’t seem to be willing to appear in public places.

Perhaps seeing the bastard's doubts, Su Erniu asked a question immediately.

"Brother Song, what's wrong? You can't even do this little request and you want to snatch a woman from my brother. I think you should just forget it. I just heard the old man at the gate say there's an old lady across the street who's worth 20 yuan. If you really can't make it, go over there and have a look."

In order to keep him on suspense, Su Erniu said this impatiently and stood up to leave.

But I was already extremely panicked. I had spent so much effort, and if this bastard failed at the critical moment, all my efforts would be wasted.

Fortunately, Su Erniu had just taken a few steps when Song Zihao, who had made up his mind, suddenly called her.

I thought this guy agreed, but I never expected that the next words would make Su Erniu's face turn pale.

"etc........"

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"You said Lin Xiaoyu likes to be valued, so does the outside world know that she is with your eldest brother?"

Su Erniu: “..................”

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