I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks
Chapter 310: Don't Be Afraid of Hemorrhoids
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The air froze for a moment.
Su Erniu calmed herself down a little, and after the other party's emotions had stabilized a little, she deliberately pretended to be indifferent and explained.
"Song... I'm a few years younger than you, so I'll call you Brother Song for now. If you don't mind, can I ask you a few more questions?"
Seeing that this little girl with bad intentions was trying to tease him with questions, Song Zihao became anxious.
"What the hell are you asking? What's there to ask? Didn't you already ask me just now? Is it because I'm embarrassed enough that you want to save face for your cousin?"
Seeing that this guy had no patience at all, Su Erniu simply stopped explaining.
Anyway, my sister-in-law has gone back to her room now, so how she plays with this bastard in front of her depends entirely on her mood.
Su Erniu looked at the camera in front of her with her beautiful eyes playfully and even hummed a little tune with pride.
Song Zihao: “.................”
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Maybe he felt aggrieved, or maybe he was a little intoxicated by the tune humming by this girl.
Song Zihao was so angry that he slammed the table.
"You still have the nerve to humph, let me ask you how did you remove these cameras?"
What he meant was how Su Erniu had dismantled these cameras without anyone noticing. After all, since the day Lin Xiaoyu moved into the resort, Song Zihao had fallen asleep every night watching the videos.
of course,
Every day here does not include last night at all.
Su Erniu naturally didn't know what happened last night, but seeing that this thing had taken the bait, she asked mischievously:
"Is this what Brother Song said?"
Song Zihao: “……….”
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Is this girl's brain short-circuited? Could it be that these cameras in front of her are not the cameras that capture traffic violations on the street?
"What do you think? Do you have any other cameras? You are so naughty at such a young age. You come here to cause trouble. I don't know how a little girl like you can be so bad."
Obviously,
It was not difficult to tell from the barely perceptible anger between Su Erniu's brows that she was a little angry about the repeated provocations of the thing in front of her.
However, because her sister-in-law had something important to accomplish, she could only endure it silently.
But then again, since we can't anger this bastard, it's okay to play some tricks on him in disguise.
Thinking about this,
Su Erniu just smiled and looked a little reluctant before she spoke again.
"Whee!"
"To be honest with you, I do have a few cameras besides these, but they are used to perform colonoscopy on patients. It is inconvenient to carry them with me, so I left them at school."
Song Zihao was almost pissed off.
No wonder this girl looks crazy, it turns out she was smoked.
But I have to say it's a pity that this girl is so pretty but always does vulgar things.
Seeing that Song Zihao was so angry that he didn't say a word and used his eyes to kill her, Su Erniu added another sentence.
"If Song Ge really wants to see it, I suggest you go to the Beijing First Medical College from Monday to Friday to make an appointment with the anorectal doctor. But I have to tell you in advance that although I am also studying in the colonoscopy room, I cannot do it for you."
I don’t know what’s wrong with Song Zihao. Faced with Su Erniu’s blatant teasing, he actually asked a question in a mean way.
"why?"
Su Erniu: “.............”
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Obviously,
When Su Erniu heard this, her head started buzzing. Is this guy stupid?
If you're not stupid, how could you be so dumb that you can't even hear something like this?
But she only hesitated for a moment, then continued to reply in a joking tone.
"Of course it's because medicine is divided into different categories. Although some things may seem similar on the surface, our teacher Tong Deshen's skills are still better in veterinary medicine."
"How deep is it?"
Muttering something in a low voice, Song Zihao finally realized that he had been tricked.
However, before he could open his mouth to speak, Su Erniu, who didn't want to be humiliated by this bastard's dirty words, immediately took the initiative to scold him.
"What are you doing? Do you really intend to bite people when I say you are a beast?"
"To tell you the truth, besides being Su Yichen's cousin, I'm also a white belt in Taekwondo. If you have the guts, try to touch me?"
Song Zihao: “...............”
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no doubt,
When Song Zihao heard the three words "Su Yichen", he really didn't dare to do that. It was all his fault that he had just believed the nonsense of this little girl.
Otherwise, Sister Xiaoyu would never have been so angry.
Song Zihao glanced at the camera on the table with sinister eyes and shouted angrily.
"Humph!"
"It's all my fault that I was blinded by love and fell for your trick. In that case, let's wait and see."
what? What?
Blinded by love?
OMG!
When Su Erniu heard such extremely disgusting words coming out of that wretched face, she almost vomited blood from her period from last year.
Seeing that the bastard wanted to leave after saying this angrily, Su Erniu immediately frowned and scolded him angrily.
"stop!"
Song Zihao: “..................”
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I don’t know what happened today. Song Zihao, who thought he had never changed his mind about beauty, seemed to have a remote control installed in his head.
Hearing the magnetic scolding in the eyes behind him, he actually stopped.
But despite this, it definitely doesn't mean that he is a coward.
“What…what are you doing?”
Seeing that the dog's tone was a little weak, Su Erniu rolled her eyes several times before pretending to be angry and teaching him a lesson:
"What are you doing? I haven't even finished my sentence yet. Why are you so anxious? Could it be that you really have hemorrhoids and want to see our doctor for a checkup?"
The words fell,
Song Zihao's face turned visibly pale.
"You...are you done yet? I am a human, can't you see? How can a little girl speak so harshly? Are you not planning to marry a human in the future?"
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