I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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The words fell,

Su Yichen's lips curled up with a hint of pride, and he glanced coldly at Su Haoxuan's incompetent face, his tone full of sarcasm.

"It's only four hours away from Beijing. If you find out where Lin Xiaoyu is now, I promise to take you back to Beijing for coffee before two o'clock."

Su Haoxuan: “...............”

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coffee?

If his estimation is correct, I'm afraid that big brother won't even have horse urine to drink today.

I really don't know why God is so unfair. How could a guy like this who doesn't understand emotions and has a bad temper be born before him?

However, in order to better cooperate with his sister-in-law to lure him into the trap step by step, Su Haoxuan did not tell her about Phoenix Mountain.

"Brother is right, but after we find my sister-in-law, can you give me a break, just half an hour?"

Su Yichen frowned and glared, anger evident between his brows.

"half an hour?"

"You didn't go to the bathroom just now. It's too late to go now. You should hold it in and go home first."

Su Haoxuan was speechless. Seeing that his elder brother had misunderstood him again, he hurried to explain.

"Brother, I don't want to go to the bathroom."

"Then what are you going to do? Do you want to pick up girls in half an hour?"

Obviously,

From the tone of Su Yichen's words, it was clear how much he despised his younger brother's emotional potential.

Facts have proved that although both of them have the Su family's blood flowing in their bodies, he, the eldest brother who was born earlier, has stronger emotional abilities and absorbs more nutrients.

The air froze for a moment.

Su Haoxuan's eyes suddenly flashed, perhaps he heard the mockery in his elder brother's words, and the next second he spoke in a wronged tone.

"Brother, let me tell you the truth. I chatted with a girl online before and I got along well with her. I just saw that she happened to be nearby. I think a long-distance relationship will not be able to continue the Su family's incense, so I plan to take this opportunity to meet her."

The words fell,

Su Yichen slammed on the brakes, and the huge impact force almost caused the airbag to pop out.

However, before Su Haoxuan could recover from his shock, Su Yichen, the eldest brother, immediately questioned him in a cold voice.

"Online dating in person?"

Su Haoxuan nodded as if possessed by a ghost. Maybe it was because the seat belt was too tight, but he couldn't help coughing a few times.

The air in the car froze for a moment, and Su Yichen, who was shocked, couldn't help but feel a little excited.

"I didn't realize you were such a capable kid. You even learned how to fall in love online under the close surveillance of grandma and me. How old is the girl this year? Where is her exact location? Who are the people in her family? If you two are suitable, I, as your brother, can meet you in advance on behalf of your parents. As long as the girl meets the standards of our Su family's daughter-in-law, the betrothal gift is not a problem at all."

Su Haoxuan: “.............”

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Maybe it was because he was a little dazed after hitting his head against the window, but Su Haoxuan felt a chill in his heart as he looked at the pair of eyes staring at him.

How could he know any girl? It was obvious that he just didn't want to get involved in his elder brother's so-called impromptu proposal.

If you propose with nothing in your hands, you can guess what will happen next even with your toes.

If the two of them got excited and revealed the fact that he had secretly informed his sister-in-law, I'm afraid there would be revenge in the future.

A girl who was made up on the spur of the moment to meet?

God knows who is in her family.

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Seeing that the boy was staring without saying anything, and thinking that the other party didn't want him to meet the girl, the hint of surprise on Su Yichen's face instantly dimmed a lot.

"What are you thinking about? Where is the girl? Don't you want to meet her in person? I can give you ten minutes, but the prerequisite is that I must wait for you in the car."

Su Haoxuan: “......................................”

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After calming himself down a little, Su Haoxuan realized that he had to make up a lie even if it was one. So he raised his hand and pointed casually at the opposite side, but his words politely rejected the idea of ​​meeting.

"In... in that building, but forget it. We can meet in person anytime we want. Right now, I should please my sister-in-law."

Looking down in the direction of his finger, when he saw the big red words "First STD Hospital" hanging on the roof of the building, Su Yichen's face gradually became gloomy again.

"I think it's good for you to be single. Don't think about continuing the family line anymore. If the quality of your offspring is not good, they will be useless."

After a cold and angry rebuke, Su Yichen angrily pressed the start button.

He then shifted gears and stepped on the gas in one go. When Su Haoxuan had completely digested his elder brother's seriously insulting words, the car still arrived at the entrance of the resort.

He frowned and glanced at Su Haoxuan, who was sitting in the passenger seat with an unhappy look on his face. He thought that the boy was angry because he was not allowed to meet his online friend just now.

Su Yichen ordered angrily:

"Your sister-in-law knows a lot of young girls. After you coax her into giving you some, ask her to introduce you to some girls to open your eyes. You are so young and you don't even have the eyes to see when you are having an online romance. Get off the bus right away."

Su Haoxuan: “..........”

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Naturally, I could hear the anger in my eldest brother's tone, but I kept it in my heart that I wanted my sister-in-law to introduce some girls to me.

If my sister-in-law is not smart enough and really agrees to my eldest brother's proposal, I can just ask my eldest brother to speak up and say a few good words for her.

Thinking about this,

The displeasure on Su Haoxuan's face disappeared instantly, and he said with expectant eyes.

"That's fine. My sister-in-law is so pretty, so her bestie can't be much worse. But I have one condition, big brother. I don't have any requirements for age, but she must be pretty."

After hearing this, Su Yichen frowned helplessly.

It seems that this guy is not so stupid that he still needs pretty girls. But for a guy who dares to find women to meet online, what’s the use of being pretty.

Staring at him with some disgust, Su Yichen deliberately lowered his tone and warned him sternly.

"Beauty is all external. The most important thing is to find a clean one."

Su Haoxuan: “.................”

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