I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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at the same time,

Su Yichen also came to the door of the watchman's room under the protection of the bodyguards. After taking a look at the dark environment inside the room, he prepared to let the bodyguards kick the door open without hesitation.

But it seemed that he could see what his elder brother meant, and in order to please his elder brother, Su Haoxuan rushed to stop the bodyguard before he could take action.

"Brother, please give me a chance today. You always say that I have accomplished nothing. Now my sister-in-law is in danger. For the sake of our brotherhood, please give me a chance to show my abilities."

At this moment, Su Yichen didn't care about all that. Not to mention that Su Haoxuan volunteered, he would never stop it even if a dog could kick the door open.

Su Yichen glanced at the man in front of him who was eager for quick success and instant benefits, and nodded silently in response.

"I need to see clearly what's going on inside in ten seconds."

After getting his elder brother's permission, Su Haoxuan nodded firmly, but in order to prevent his elder brother from becoming an obstacle to his performance, he reminded him.

"Brother, please move aside. I promise to show you my performance within three seconds."

The words fell,

Su Yichen frowned and retreated to the side with the bodyguards. Seeing that there were no obstacles in front of him, Su Haoxuan jumped a few times on the spot and then secretly concentrated all his strength on his feet.

Then he took a running start and rushed towards the door of the watchman's room.

He wanted to kick the door to pieces, but he never expected that the old man who had been hiding in the night watch room suddenly opened the door just before Su Haoxuan's foot was about to touch the door.

Since Su Haoxuan had used up almost all of his strength in this kick, when he saw this scene and wanted to stop, it was already too late.

He thought that being hurt in the waist by a feint was bad enough, but what Su Haoxuan didn't expect was that the old night watchman had carefully prepared a steaming surprise for him.

"Fuck you, you finally came today. This is the boy's urine that I have treasured for sixty years. It has a strong smell of honesty and integrity. No matter if you are a lonely ghost or a messenger from the underworld, you must show your true colors today."

The words fell,

Before Su Haoxuan could recover from his shock, he suddenly heard an old angry voice in his ear, and then a basin of urine with the smell of sixty years was poured directly on his face.

I have to admit that the wine that the old man has secretly stored for many years does taste a bit strong.

In just one or two seconds, Su Haoxuan was choked by the urine pouring down and couldn't open his eyes.

"Oh my god!"

"Which blind bastard dared to throw warm water on me?"

At this moment, Su Haoxuan had not yet recovered from his shock, and he had stretched his waist because he had used too much force just now.

Although the smell of the stale urine was quite strong, he was so excited that he didn't smell it at all.

In addition to his usual habit of being a second-generation rich man, Su Haoxuan never thought that someone would use this thing as a weapon. He even thought that someone was pouring warm tea on him.

Then,

Su Haoxuan was seen closing his eyes, cursing and backing away, while waving his hands as if trying to grab something.

At this time,

The old night watchman saw that the boy's urine had taken effect, so he took advantage of the chaos and used the willow branch in his hand to severely whip the evil ghost that came to take his life.

"A good ghost won't treat you like a poor ghost. Being a poor ghost isn't enough for you, and you want to be an evil ghost. Damn it, old man, I've prepared a magic weapon for decades, and today I finally used it."

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Su Yichen was completely stunned when he saw this scene. If he remembered correctly, he came to find Lin Xiaoyu.

But what's going on with Su Haoxuan?

Since when did this kid have enemies in the cemetery?

His eyes pondered for a moment, and after Su Yichen completely understood what was going on, he couldn't help but feel secretly relieved.

Fortunately, this kid was eager to show off, otherwise all the old baby's urine would have been poured on his head.

Seeing that the old guy was still fighting, Su Yichen immediately scolded him for the sake of the Su family's reputation.

"stop."

The words fell,

When the old night watchman was shocked, all the Su family bodyguards surrounded him.

When all the lights in front of the watchman's room were turned on, the old man saw that the group of black things in front of him were actually people, and he couldn't help feeling a little scared.

"You...what are you going to do?"

Su Yichen glanced at the old man whose stubble had turned white, and his eyes narrowed.

However, he ignored the old man and walked up to Su Haoxuan.

He originally planned to go forward to see what happened to this kid, but when Su Yichen got about two meters away from him, he was pushed back by the pungent smell of urine.

After coughing a few times, Su Yichen hurriedly took a few steps back to breathe some fresh air.

"Su Haoxuan, how are you?"

It's not that he's being pretentious as the eldest brother, it's just that the old guy's urine smells too pungent. Did he pee out like a fox?

What the old man urinated out was simply a biological weapon of doomsday.

Compared with Su Yichen's gradually retreating steps, Su Haoxuan at this moment wished he could find a tombstone and bang his head against it to death.

At first, when he didn't react, he could still curse a few words, but when he came to his senses, he didn't dare to open his mouth at all, let alone curse.

I could feel this old thing's excrement all over my body, even in my innermost parts.

The night breeze blew gently, and Su Haoxuan tried to hold back but finally couldn't help vomiting.

After all, Su Haoxuan is the young master of Shengyu Group. If it were in the past, these bodyguards would definitely step forward without hesitation to check the situation.

But due to the special circumstances today, although the bodyguards were moving forward slowly, they all covered their noses for fear that they would take the opportunity to show off.

Seeing this scene,

Su Yichen glanced at him coldly and scolded him coldly.

"What are you waiting for? Find some water to wash him."

Su Yichen's words awakened the dreamer. The bodyguards who had no excuse to leave all stopped in their tracks.

However, before the bodyguards could go find water, Su Haoxuan could no longer hold back and ran down the mountain vomiting all the way.

As everyone knows,

Su Yichen was completely stunned when he saw this scene.

He glanced coldly at the bodyguard standing there, and when Su Yichen spoke again, he was obviously very angry.

"What the hell are you doing standing here? My Rolls-Royce is parked downstairs. Tell the driver to drive away."

Su Haoxuan: “************”

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