I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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Seeing that this woman's attitude was very firm, Su Yichen's eyes tightened.

I thought this arrogant president would get furious the next second, but unexpectedly Su Yichen just responded reluctantly.

"Okay, send me your location. You are still my wife so far, so it is my responsibility to keep you safe."

Lin Xiaoyu: “................”

I have to say this guy acted really well. It’s a pity that Su Yichen is not an actor, otherwise he would have won a lot of medals.

Why does he keep saying he wants to protect his wife?

Perhaps Su Yichen has too many wives to protect. For a moment, the "flattered" Lin Xiaoyu was really afraid that she would be like the woman John mentioned, who was driven crazy by Su Chenyi's protection.

"Okay, I'll send it to you later."

Toot toot! ! !

Toot toot! ! !

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While the man on the other end of the phone was still quietly waiting for her to say something, Lin Xiaoyu hung up the phone without hesitation.

Seeing that this guy was very angry on the phone just now, Lin Xiaoyu thought that as a wife, she needed to help him vent his anger at this time.

So he frowned and thought for a moment.

Lin Xiaoyu suddenly remembered that there had been several rape and murder cases at Anxiang Cemetery recently.

Taking advantage of the dim night and the gloomy aura, I believe this scene will be enough to calm down Su Yichen's anger.

Thinking of this, Lin Xiaoyu directly set a location on her mobile phone and sent it to Su Yichen, and added a sentence at the end.

[Beijing Development Zone Anxiang Cemetery Ash Storage]

"Mr. Su, go to sleep first. I want to relax by myself!"

After sending two distressed expressions considerately, Lin Xiaoyu turned off her phone and put it into her backpack without hesitation.

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at the same time,

Zhang Rui also changed into new pajamas and came out. Seeing Lin Xiaoyu still sitting on the sofa, she couldn't help but ask a question out of curiosity.

“Yo yo yo!

Who are you chatting with so happily? How come you still have so much to talk about when you are already married? "

Lin Xiaoyu: “….”

How can this girl look happy? She is clearly angry.

Seeing that Zhang Rui was about to sit next to her, Lin Xiaoyu quickly slapped the girl's butt.

Just as Zhang Rui was startled and screamed while covering her butt, Lin Xiaoyu pretended to be angry and asked:

"Stop talking nonsense. My expression clearly showed anger. Which eye of yours saw that I was happy?"

Seeing this scene,

Zhang Rui hesitated for just a moment and then pretended to be seriously injured and collapsed in her arms.

With her head resting on Lin Xiaoyu's fragrant thigh, Zhang Rui deliberately found the most comfortable position and started to blackmail her.

"Ouch!"

"Ouch, it hurts so much. I just saw a woman's mouth was about to be pried up to her ear. I didn't expect that a cruel woman like you would want to kill me to silence me."

“It’s unreasonable!”

"There is no law!"

"In broad daylight..............Oh no......"

Zhang Rui suddenly stopped talking here, as if she felt that the wording was inappropriate.

The next second, Zhang Rui raised her finger and tapped the tip of Lin Xiaoyu's nose and continued to act coquettishly:

"In the dark night, you actually touched such a beautiful butt. Lin Xiaoyu, do you have any sympathy for women?"

Lin Xiaoyu: “....................”

Looking at Zhang Rui lying on her lap with such poor acting skills, Lin Xiaoyu was speechless.

When did this girl learn this trick? She didn’t even know it after all these years?

Seeing that she kept shaking her head and patting her belly, Lin Xiaoyu frowned helplessly.

I thought she would comfort this girl who was acting like a spoiled child, but Lin Xiaoyu pretended to be worried and directly pulled Zhang Rui's butt over.

"Let me see if this pretty girl's butt is seriously injured and whether she needs to go to the hospital for bandage."

Seeing this scene,

Zhang Rui also cooperated very well and added a sentence in a coquettish manner.

"Of course he's been badly injured, and they're all internal injuries. I think he doesn't need to go to the hospital. If someone can rub his body and comfort him, the injury will probably heal faster."

Lin Xiaoyu: “…”

Naturally seeing the little thoughts in this girl's mind, Lin Xiaoyu couldn't help but curl up the corners of her mouth into a beautiful smile.

"Okay, then let me see how bad the internal injuries are."

While talking,

Seeing that Zhang Rui actually leaned towards her, Lin Xiaoyu pretended that she wanted to rub her and pinched her hard when she was not paying attention.

Zhang Rui had originally thought of taking this opportunity to enjoy herself, but she never expected that the sudden pain would make her swallow back what she wanted to say.

"Check this beautiful lady out quickly, if the internal injuries are serious......"

"what!!!"

After subconsciously covering her butt and screaming coquettishly, Zhang Rui came back to her senses and asked in a low voice with a blushing face.

"Lin Xiaoyu, why are you pinching my butt?"

Compared to her stunned expression, Lin Xiaoyu, who was sitting on the sofa, remained calm and composed.

With a slight frown on her brows, Lin Xiaoyu pretended to be puzzled and began to explain.

"I'm checking your body. Didn't you say that your buttocks are injured? This trick of mine is specifically for treating internal buttocks injuries. It's basically a secret recipe passed down from my ancestors and I won't use it easily. But since we are good sisters, I'll give you a 20% discount. Just give me 300 yuan for the diagnosis and treatment."

Zhang Rui: “….”

She just wanted to make a joke, but she didn't expect Lin Xiaoyu to actually pinch her butt.

Besides, this is too unfair. Charging three hundred yuan for pinching the buttocks is a high price that even Hua Tuo would dare to charge if he were still alive.

"It's over, it's over. You, a quack, have turned my internal injuries into external ones. Don't leave. I now suspect that you don't have a medical license. I'm going to call the police and ask them to avenge me."

As if she was worried that Lin Xiaoyu would really run away, Zhang Rui hurried forward and took her arm while speaking.

As everyone knows,

Having already guessed that this girl would do this, Lin Xiaoyu raised a smile and said something in a playful tone.

"Okay, but I think the police will collect evidence right away. In order to make it easier for the police to take pictures, you'd better change into clothes with less fabric in advance."

Zhang Rui: “............”

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