I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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While Su Yichen was still unconscious, Lin Xiaoyu quietly stuffed the two condoms into his pocket.

Isn't this guy usually very cool? Let's see if he can still be cool when he takes out these two things in front of his colleagues tomorrow.

"Su Yichen, didn't you say last night that I looked ugly with makeup? Today, I'm going to practice on you."

After whispering something, Lin Xiaoyu immediately opened the box of colored pencils and painted on Su Yichen's face without hesitation.

A few minutes later,

As if feeling that there was too little room for development on his face, Lin Xiaoyu, who was still unsatisfied, stripped the guy naked with a sly smile on her face after her eyes flickered slightly for a moment.

But just before she started to draw, Lin Xiaoyu became worried again. What should she draw since this guy is as strong as an ox?

Just as she was frowning and feeling troubled, she suddenly discovered that a picture of a chicken pecking at rice had appeared on the wall at some point.

Looking at the cute little golden chick eating, Lin Xiaoyu's eyes trembled slightly.

Looking carefully at the body of the man in front of her, Lin Xiaoyu suddenly had a very good idea, the kind that was guaranteed to surprise people.

Thinking about this,

Lin Xiaoyu did not dare to delay and started writing immediately while the wonderful picture in her mind was still there.

She was seen holding a golden colored pen, starting from Su Yichen's neck and moving little by little towards the distance until she reached the final destination. Then she outlined the outlines of the two chicks with a sly smile on her face.

only.........

Aren’t these two cute little guys a little too cute?

Feeling that there was something missing from this painting, Lin Xiaoyu thought about it for a moment and then made some casual changes.

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After an unknown amount of time, Lin Xiaoyu finally got a satisfactory work after several revisions. Thinking about how surprised Su Yichen would be when he returned home tomorrow and found that he had a new tattoo on his body, Lin Xiaoyu's mouth was full of pride.

Soon,

After completing her masterpiece alone and restoring everything to its original state, she originally planned to go to the master bedroom to sleep with Zhang Rui.

But unexpectedly, this girl locked the door tightly. Lin Xiaoyu had no choice but to lie down beside Su Yichen and fall asleep.

Perhaps it was because the expired veterinary drugs in his body had been almost digested, or perhaps the force of the blow was not strong enough, so around midnight, Su Yichen slowly opened his eyes.

"Ah, why does it hurt so much?"

He gently rubbed his temples and felt a pain in his head as if being pricked by needles. Su Yichen couldn't help but murmur in a low voice.

Last night, seeing Lin Xiaoyu being so disobedient, he wanted to teach her a lesson, but how come she fainted out of nowhere?

But just when Su Yichen was about to get up, he suddenly found that there seemed to be something beside him. The furry and soft feeling made him imagine a lot.

Since there was no light in the room, Su Yichen had to grope around in the faint moonlight.

at the same time,

Lin Xiaoyu, who was half asleep, was dreaming about eating delicious food when Su Yichen's aimless fingers accidentally got into her mouth.

The moist and soft touch entered their minds, and both of them widened their eyes almost at the same time.

"what!!!!"

"what!!!!!!"

In the dimly lit room, two people screamed at the same time.

However, Lin Xiaoyu was quick-witted and quick-handed. She raised her hand and hit Su Yichen before he could react.

"Su Yichen, you... you stinky hooligan!"

Before Su Yichen could react, Lin Xiaoyu stood up angrily and turned on the lights in the room.

The two looked at each other, and Su Yichen couldn't believe his eyes.

"Honey, what's wrong with your face?"

Lin Xiaoyu glared at him coquettishly and angrily said:

"What do you care, Su Yichen, let me ask you, just now... just now what did you put in my mouth?"

Perhaps because she felt that this matter was a little difficult to talk about, Lin Xiaoyu was obviously lacking in confidence when she said this.

On the contrary, Su Yichen looked confused. He had just woken up, so when did he stuff something into her mouth?

"Wife, are you confused in your sleep? I just woke up. Besides, I don't know when you were lying next to me and I put something in your mouth."

Seeing that he was still pretending to be stupid, Lin Xiaoyu was very angry.

"Su Yichen, you are still quibbling. I never thought you were such a person. What happened last night is fine, but you actually took advantage of me sleeping and secretly...呸呸呸呸!"

When Lin Xiaoyu thought of such a disgusting thing, she couldn't help but make a few "Pooh" sounds.

I really didn't expect this guy to be so insidious. If I had known this, I should have strangled him with a rope.

What kind of man is it to secretly do such disgusting things while a girl is sleeping?

It is not difficult to see from Su Yichen's confused expression that he is very puzzled by Lin Xiaoyu's inexplicable behavior.

The air froze for a moment, until Lin Xiaoyu's emotions eased a little, he slowly spoke.

"Honey, did you have a nightmare? Do you want me to make you a cup of tea to calm you down?"

Lin Xiaoyu: “............”

Lin Xiaoyu was simply speechless. What about the tea? If it weren’t for that cup of tea, how could such a troublesome thing have happened?

If I had known that this guy would do something like this as soon as he woke up, I should have asked Ruirui to buy some unexpired medicine.

Now think about it, if she let Su Yichen continue to be unconscious, at least she wouldn't have to endure this unspeakable humiliation.

"You should keep the tea for yourself. Mr. Su can leave now if you are fine."

Since Lin Xiaoyu was in a bad mood at the moment, her tone was inevitably harsh when she said this.

Su Yichen, who didn't know what was going on, just lowered his eyes slightly, looked at the woman in front of him for a few seconds, and asked helplessly.

"Wife, it's still dark now. Where do you want me to go? Home? If you want to go home with me, I can consider it."

Looking at his innocent and nonchalant look, Lin Xiaoyu was almost pissed off.

And she went home with him. What was this guy thinking?

He has done so many excessive things one after another that it would be a blessing for our ancestors if we didn't force him to become a monk.

Come back home?

Bah, wishful thinking.

"Su Yichen, don't play dumb with me here. Judging from your every move from last night till now, you are completely a hooligan. If you still want to stay here, it's fine, but you have to meet one condition of mine."

"What conditions?"

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