I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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At this moment, Lin Xiaoyu didn't know what to say.

Just now she was still worried whether Su Yichen would be in danger because of the strong effect of the medicine, but now she felt like laughing out loud.

And mix it into feed to stimulate aphrodisiac and egg production?

Su Yichen also has to meet the conditions. It is obviously impossible to stimulate eggs based on his body structure. However, looking at his excited look just now, it is very likely that he accidentally stimulated eggs somewhere else.

I never thought that Su Yichen, who is always cold and emotionless on weekdays, would actually be able to take veterinary medicine one day. If I had known this, I should have recorded the video of him drinking water just now.

If this guy says something excessive again in the future, I'll have something to hold against him.

But after thinking about it carefully, I decided to forget it. Although this was an accident, it was not a glorious thing. Fortunately, the aphrodisiac powder was expired, otherwise even if I threw Su Yichen into a group of women, it would not be able to solve my temporary needs.

Then again,

Although this thing has been expired for so many years and should not have any medicinal effect, it can still cause some mild food poisoning. They are a couple and it is somewhat immoral to bully an unconscious man at this time.

Besides, Lin Xiaoyu didn't want to take advantage of someone's misfortune. By comparison, it would be more satisfying to fight back in person if there was a chance in the future.

Doesn't it say here that drinking more water can dilute the effects of the medicine? If that doesn't work, just let Su Yichen drink more water when he wakes up. Helping to dilute the remaining toxins in his body can be considered a gift to this guy.

Even though she knew this was a misunderstanding, Lin Xiaoyu was still frightened by Zhang Rui's confusing behavior.

Fortunately, these were just some expired medicines. Otherwise, Su Yichen would have been suffocated to death or bloated to death. In order to teach Zhang Rui a lesson, she pretended to be stern and said something.

"It seems that this matter is not that simple, Ruirui. For the sake of your future life, I think you should call the police."

When she heard that they had to call the police, Zhang Rui, who was already a little scared, suddenly became nervous.

"Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu, I...I don't think his condition is that serious. If it doesn't work, send him to the hospital for a checkup. If he really has smoke, it's not too late to call the police. Your baby is still young, you don't want her to lose her mother's love just when she is a little sensible, right? Send Su Yichen to the hospital first. If he needs blood donation or any transplant, you can choose any part of my body, but please don't call the police."

Seeing her trembling with nervousness, Lin Xiaoyu's lips curled up into an imperceptible smile.

"No, this kind of thing could cost lives. If Su Yichen is really dead, the police will come to our door even if we don't call the police. It's better to be proactive for the sake of safety."

Hearing her best sister say this, Zhang Rui was completely panicked.

"It's over, it's over. This is bullshit. Xiaoyu, can't you think of another way? My daughter still wants me to not go to jail. Besides, I'm doing this for your own good. If I had known there was something wrong with this medicine, I would never have given it to you secretly."

In fact, Lin Xiaoyu had not intended to call the police, but just wanted to use this incident to scare this brave girl.

Since Zhang Rui was so anxious that she was about to cry, she deliberately lowered her voice and said:

"Okay, then I can only help you keep it secret for one night. If Su Yichen wakes up tomorrow morning and doesn't mention anything, you will have to bear the legal responsibility if he dies. One of you is my husband and the other is my best friend. I can't bear to see anything happen to either of you."

Su Yichen: “………”

"I feel like I'm dying from all the talk you guys are having, and you still have the nerve to say you can't bear it?"

"If you really couldn't bear it, you should have helped me to the bed and given me artificial respiration."

"Oh no, it's one hundred times of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."

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At this moment, Zhang Rui was so happy seeing that her good sister Juexin was helping her to conceal it.

"Xiao Yu, you are so kind. I promise there won't be a next time. From now on, I will only use this as an anti-wolf spray and will never let anyone drink it again."

Lin Xiaoyu: “….”

I thought Zhang Rui would understand after this lesson, but I didn't expect that she didn't understand what I meant at all.

In desperation, Lin Xiaoyu could only state the matter directly.

"Rui Rui, don't believe in things like this from unknown sources. That old man is just trying to trick you. There is no such thing as anti-wolf spray. He just wants to cheat you out of your money. Besides, there are a lot of anti-wolf sprays online, and the prices range from a dozen to dozens of yuan. You said you spent 200 yuan to buy a pack of expired veterinary medicine. Not to mention that you haven't met a bad guy yet, even if a bad guy is standing there waiting for you to fight him off, do you think this thing still has value?"

The series of words left Zhang Rui speechless for a moment. She just wanted to try something new, but she didn't know that the old man was so mean.

"Well... okay, I get it, but that old man is too mean. He sold it to me even though he knew it was expired. Does he think I'm a little girl and easy to bully? I'm going to block him at the morning market tomorrow and make him return the money to me."

Seeing her angry look, Lin Xiaoyu was speechless. She didn't want to get entangled with the naive Zhang Rui anymore, so she just glanced at her and said coldly:

"Okay, haven't you heard that hooligans are treated regardless of their origins and bad guys are treated regardless of their age? Now hurry up and help Su Yichen to the bed. It seems that this guy may need some extraordinary measures."

Zhang Rui blinked her big eyes a few times. Although she didn't understand what Lin Xiaoyu meant by the extraordinary measures, her hands unconsciously reached out to grab Su Yichen's shoulders.

"Xiao Yu, what do you mean by extraordinary measures? This guy is unconscious. Wouldn't it be cruel if we go too far?"

Lin Xiaoyu frowned slightly, glanced at Zhang Rui's wicked smile, and said sternly.

"Rui Rui, what are you thinking about? I need to detoxify Su Yichen now. Hurry up and help drag this guy to the bed."

finished,

Lin Xiaoyu didn't give her time to react and directly lifted Su Yichen's body and moved towards the bed.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Rui came to her senses and followed closely to greet him.

I have to say that Su Yichen is really too heavy. I don’t see him eat much on weekdays, but he still looks so heavy.

The two sisters took great pains to finally move Su Yichen from the ground to the bed.

After a while,

Zhang Rui was already out of breath as she stared at the heavy man in front of her.

I don’t know if I was too tired or if I had just exerted too much effort and all the blood gathered in my brain, causing me to become mentally confused.

Seeing that Lin Xiaoyu was also very tired, Zhang Rui asked a question that made no sense.

"Damn it, Xiaoyu, this thing is so heavy. Aren't you afraid of being crushed to death when you do that together?"

Lin Xiaoyu: “….”

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