I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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"Su Yichen, that's enough. You should know when to joke. John is a foreigner and can't understand those idioms."

Lin Xiaoyu couldn't bear to listen any longer so she spoke out to stop them.

Little did he know that John's curiosity had already been aroused. He has liked alternative things since the day he was born.

When he suddenly heard that there were such strange things in Beijing, he immediately defended Su Yichen.

"It's okay dear Barbara, I like to joke around, especially with your handsome husband."

Lin Xiaoyu was shocked when she heard this.

Seeing John's excited look, could it be that he has something to do with Su Yichen?

Thinking of this, Lin Xiaoyu felt nauseous. It was hard to imagine what kind of sparks would be created when a psychopath and a physically abnormal man were together.

Looking at Su Yichen's smug look, Lin Xiaoyu was about to remind him, but she suddenly changed her mind the next second.

never mind,

It's hard to persuade the damned guy with kind words. Isn't Su Yichen very arrogant? Anyway, if nothing unexpected happens, they will be divorced soon. If you want to answer the question just now, let this guy find the answer himself.

"Okay, then just pretend I didn't say anything!"

Lin Xiaoyu explained in a cold voice and then looked out the window.

After all, no one knows what will happen to these two guys in the next second. In order to avoid trauma to their young minds, Lin Xiaoyu simply chose to ignore their existence.

John saw that his dear Barbara really turned her head to the side, and hurriedly continued to ask Su Yichen a question excitedly.

"Barbara's handsome husband, where can I find the wooden donkey and tiger bench you mentioned? Are they the same as the donkeys and tigers in the zoo?"

Su Yichen: “….”

He has also invested in several large zoos in recent years. When did donkeys become members of the zoos?

I don't know if this androgynous thing really has any idea, or is deliberately trying to play tricks on him.

After pondering for a moment, Su Yichen's eyes trembled slightly, and when he spoke again, there was a hint of sarcasm in his cold voice.

"Of course, the wooden donkey and the tiger bench are much more fun than those, and you will never forget it once you experience it. How about I take you for a ride now if you like."

Hearing this,

John secretly glanced at Lin Xiaoyu, and seeing that she was still looking away, he lowered his eyes and explained embarrassedly.

"Thank you for your kindness, but I'm afraid it's not convenient today. So, leave your phone number and I'll come to see you in person in a few days."

Following his gaze, Su Yichen saw the shameful thing.

Seeing that this androgynous thing actually took it seriously, Su Yichen's slightly raised lips disappeared in an instant.

It seems that this bastard named John is not only full of sinister energy but also a bit stupid by nature.

I really don’t know what Lin Xiaoyu likes about a man who can smile even when being insulted.

"Forget it, since it's convenient for you, just forget it. My wife asked me to help you up. The ground is cold. Don't wait until you die of coldness and then blame me for being unkind. Hurry up and get up. It's depressing to have a dead person come to the new store for opening."

Lin Xiaoyu: “….”

The words fell,

Su Yichen did not ask for the man's consent on the ground, but directly reached out and grabbed John's shoulders and lifted him up.

Because he was attracted by Su Yichen's words just now, and he sat on the ground motionless for a long time.

John's injured body had just recovered a little, but he was suddenly forced to stand up and couldn't help but wail in pain.

"oh! "

"Oh my God!"

"Oh my God!"

"Oh my god mommy, don't move, don't move."

The heart-wrenching pain in his body made John want to die.

He couldn't understand why Barbara's husband suddenly did this when the two of them were obviously having a great chat, and he couldn't understand what was wrong with him.

When Lin Xiaoyu heard the voice, she turned around subconsciously. When she saw Su Yichen dragging John to the sofa like a chicken, she suddenly became anxious.

"Su Yichen, what do you want to do? Don't you know that he was injured by your kick?"

After saying that, Lin Xiaoyu immediately pushed Su Yichen's hand away and stood by John excitedly.

"John, how are you? I'm calling 120 now. Just bear with it for a while."

She had wanted to suppress today's incident as much as possible, but she never thought that Su Yichen would never stop. In order to protect John's life from being in danger, Lin Xiaoyu had to grit her teeth and prepare to call an ambulance.

But she had just taken out her cell phone when John hurriedly stopped her with a trembling voice.

"and many more!"

"Dear Barbara don't call."

Lin Xiaoyu frowned slightly, secretly glanced at the place where he was injured, and spoke awkwardly.

"I'm sorry John, it's all my fault. You are in danger now and you must go to the hospital."

Seeing that worried expression on her face again, John felt a warm feeling in his heart, but he responded with a wry smile the next second.

"No! Barbara, I can't go to the hospital. Give me a minute to make a call. I don't need to bother you this time."

Lin Xiaoyu: “…”

Glancing at the blood oozing from John's thigh, Lin Xiaoyu thought for a moment and spoke in an apologetic tone.

"I'm really sorry, John. I still can't listen to you this time. It's all my fault that you got hurt and had to go to the hospital. As for the expenses and future compensation, I will bear all of them."

He didn’t expect Wilson Su to be so cruel, and he didn’t expect that a grown man like John would bleed.

Now it seems that it is not a question of life or death. John's balls are probably broken.

In order to make up for the mistakes made by her cruel husband, Lin Xiaoyu took the initiative to bear the medical expenses.

As everyone knows,

John, who had been smiling just now, froze in his expression when he saw his dear Barbara talking to him about money.

"Dear Barbara, you actually talked to me about money. Damn it, am I just a stranger in your heart?"

Seeing that John's thighs were stained red with excitement, Lin Xiaoyu hurriedly explained in panic.

"No, John. I just wanted to express my apologies when I saw that you were hurt because of me. If you don't like it, I'll just pretend I never said anything."

John grabbed Lin Xiaoyu's hand and refused without even thinking.

"I don't like it. Of course I don't like it. We are a family. Why would we talk about money? Give me five minutes now. After five minutes, I promise to solve all the current troubles."

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