I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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Lin Xiaoyu was startled by her grandmother's sudden action. She raised her hand to push down the hem of her skirt while looking around nervously.

When she saw Su Haoxuan quickly turn around and think about his mistakes, her face suddenly turned red for some reason.

Could it be that this silly brother really saw something? She was in a hurry to go out this morning and didn’t even wear safety pants. She moved so much just now that it would be so embarrassing if he really saw something he shouldn’t have seen.

But at this moment, Su Yichen didn't notice the change in his wife's expression at all.

The first time someone stepped on his shoulder, he was shocked. Since the day he was born, no one had dared to insult him like this, let alone a scheming woman.

He looked down with an angry look on his face, and when he saw Lin Xiaoyu's white and slender legs extending over his shoulders like a highway, he couldn't help but take another closer look.

Although he had seen this woman naked before, he was gazing into the distance along those legs that were longer than her life. Compared to the naked beauty, this woman now had a bit of hazy temptation.

What's more, the woman deliberately covered her face with her hands, so from his perspective, looking up had no effect at all, and he even felt a little reluctant and shy.

Because Lin Xiaoyu was wearing a pair of beige high heels today, the snow-white and smooth skin on the instep was just tightly pressed against Su Yichen's cheek.

Su Yichen took a deep breath, and a faint scent of jasmine slowly entered his nostrils. In an instant, a good idea suddenly appeared in his cold eyes.

Since grandma wants him to swear, he might as well tie up this scheming woman as well.

The next second, Su Yichen's eyes trembled slightly, and a sly smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

He looked at Lin Xiaoyu for a few times, until he saw her pink face gradually turn red, then he spoke in a playful tone.

"I swear that I will always be good to Lin Xiaoyu, and strive to be a loving couple. I will give you a plump great-grandson as soon as possible. If there is any unfaithfulness one day, let us both die miserably or accidentally."

Lin Xiaoyu: “….”

Are you sick? It would be fine if you just swore an oath, but why do you have to bring her along?

It's just wishful thinking to have a baby. Now even if Su Yichen wants to do that kind of thing with her, he probably won't have the chance, because her old friend just came.

Her body will not allow it in the next seven days, and she will have to return to Country B after seven days. If Su Yichen really wants a child, he should just find another wife.

Looking at Su Yichen's somewhat smug look, Lin Xiaoyu pondered for a moment and then said something to her grandmother with a smile.

"Grandma, since he has said so, let Su Yichen get up. Even if he really has a lover outside one day, I am willing to die an unpleasant death with him as he said in his oath."

Originally, the old lady was quite satisfied when she heard her eldest grandson swearing a solemn oath. After all, it had always been her wish to bind the relationship between the young couple tightly together.

But after listening to what Lin Xiaoyu said, she suddenly realized that this boy was not swearing an oath of love at all. He was clearly provoking her. He was clearly dissatisfied with this daughter-in-law who had been so hard to get. For the future of the Su family, she had to teach him a lesson today.

The next second, the old lady with a kind smile on her face suddenly frowned and angrily questioned her grandson who was kneeling on the ground.

"What did you just say, you little bastard? I asked you to swear that you would be good to Lin Xiaoyu and not bully her in this life. Why did you involve her for no reason? Just say that if you change your mind one day, you will be struck by lightning. As for Xiaoyu, it has nothing to do with you."

Since the old lady knew Lin Xiaoyu's temper very well, she always spoke to her in a protective manner. However, she was somewhat worried about her eldest grandson Su Yichen.

When Su Yichen heard that his grandmother only asked him to swear, he immediately became excited.

"Grandma, why did you ask me to swear alone? If you want to swear, it must be done by two people. You can't ask me to be a virgin while she can have affairs with other men, right?"

Naturally hearing the dissatisfaction in his words, the old lady glared at him fiercely and then scolded him coldly.

"Humph! Even if I ask you to swear alone, what can I do? I can tell you that since Xiaoyu has become my granddaughter-in-law, no one is allowed to hurt her. To tell you the truth, if you dare to be dishonest outside, I will find a man for Xiaoyu, and as long as you dare to find one, I will find a group of them. There are green hats, as long as you like, I will help you choose.

Then let them give birth to a few unrelated children for you and let you pay for them to be raised, eat your food, drink your water, and live in your house. Then we will see if you will be punished by the ancestors of the Su family a hundred years later."

Su Yichen: “........”

Damn it! !

He really didn't expect that his own grandmother could say such cruel words. After all this time, it turned out that Chunchun was an unequal treaty. Now he even doubted whether he was a child of the Su family, or whether his grandmother was a spy sent by God into the Su family.

But even though Su Yichen was already swearing in his heart, he didn't have the courage to show any dissatisfaction in front of his grandmother.

Instead, Lin Xiaoyu was moved by her grandmother's words. Su Yichen found a grandmother and a group of men for her. This deal was a win-win situation. If Su Yichen really dared to do something to let her down during the marriage, it was not impossible for her to have a few children for fun.

Thinking of this, Lin Xiaoyu couldn't help but curl up the corners of her mouth into a beautiful arc.

Seeing that her grandson Su Yichen didn't say anything, Grandma Su added another sentence.

"Why, you think it's unfair? If you think it's unfair, you can bring it up. I'm your grandmother and we can discuss anything!"

Su Yichen: "......" X2

Fair, absolutely fair.

How could he dare to feel that it was unfair? As long as he found a woman, he would find a group for Lin Xiaoyu. If there were really several mistresses outside, I'm afraid the Su family's villa would not be able to accommodate them.

Thinking of this, Su Yichen murmured with an unhappy look on his face.

"I dare not. I swear that if I do anything to let Lin Xiaoyu down, I will die a miserable death. I will be infected with a sexually transmitted disease, and my feet will ulcerate and my eyes will ooze pus. It is also highly contagious, and one person will infect two, two will infect three, and it is an incurable disease."

Lin Xiaoyu: “….”

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